In the lobby of the LRC I,
well I knew I'd find something.
A hundred stories sitting there to read I,
I got my 'focals out,
and I put 'em on.
And all is calm, all is calm.

There's a doggie coming here to eat now,
it's dated back to 1993.
I don't care what the people say 'cause,
that dog, he don't come around anymore, no.
No the dog is gone,
the dog is gone, the dog is gone,
the dog is gone.

The town's so small,
how could anybody not
look you in the eye,
or wave as you drive by?
The world is such a wonderful place,
the world is such a wonderful...

I see everyone before me;
there was "birthday", "sex" and "sleep",
some weren't getting a lot.
Nobody's outside, trying to murder,
nobody's outside,
there's no one really at all.

What the hell I saw,
the hell I saw, the hell I saw,
the hell I saw.

The town's so small,
how could anybody not
look me in the eyes,
or wave as I drive by?
The world is such a wonderful place.
The world is such a wonderful place.
The world is such a wonderful place...
La di da, la da di da da, la di da, la da di da da...