You will die fat and alone. Probably soon. You can take that to the bank. Please go back and get your GED. You could be the dumbest person I have ever encountered. Let me know when Turd Eye has another hit. And you can stop telling me you enjoy my posts. I already know that. They are things of beauty. You can say whatever you want about owning me and talk about my mom and dad, but deep down you know you got nothing real to say. You turned it into a personal attack, which I do better than you, anyhow. Whatever gets you through the night, sweet tits.

thank you for putting the time and effort as you have already, i own you.....In addition, i quite enjoyed your rant some more... In regards to your first post, you weren't joking... it was condescending... and a lot of people noticed....obviously... but, thank you friend...;)... 35 is old for ranting about music....get a life...and try to get out of your parents house while at it...haha!! Turd Eye Blind... yeah... grow up old man! I'm sure your friends matter, if you call your mom and dad your friends.... and colleagues your dog...hahha! Obviously, your the turd because 2 others that's viewed this post agree with ME and none has agreed with you... but, hey, your mom, dog, and dad... matter too... Lastly, it was you that mentioned you'd be viewing this post often... which you have... thank you... I appreciate it... So, once again.. you're mistakened.. it was YOU that said,"Also, I will visit this post everyday if I want, just to piss you off.".. I OWN YOU!!!

Let's get a couple things straight. First, Lana, I do not check your posts daily. I simply placed the site's "dumb cunt" setting to high and you posts show up in my mailbox. Second, there was nothing incoherant about my post. It was well thought out and very plainly conveyed my thoughts so that even you could understand them. Third, I am far from an old man, unless you feel 35 is old. If you do, then wait another 5 years until you're 30 and see if you feel the same way.

Also, I did not ignore your point, although any normal, half-witted person would have. On the contrary, you ingnored my point. My original point was that, no matter how great Turd Eye is, they are not the greatest band ever. They could be the second best, and I am not they they aren't, but the greatest, no. And I simply backed up my thoughts wilth the fact that today, 45 years after the Beatles became famous, they are still talked about, influential, and generally recognized by most people as the GREATEST BAND EVER. I jokingly told you to relax throwing the greatest band ever tag around, especially on a band that has released four albums, has ZERO number one hits and was dumped from their record label. Great bands, as viewed as great by the majority of humanity, do not have these things associated with them. Lana, they may be your favorite band, but that does not make them the greatest.

Victor, or Victor's brother, or whoever. Grow some pubes and come back later. I thought you had half a brain, judging from the way you were able to convey your message in your original post and share your opinion and everything, but I must have been wrong. I never even did something like call you a fucking cocksucker when you said you felt the Beatles were overratted. It's called being a grown up and respecting others opinion. Skills you will need to get through life. Since I do not want you to wonder, my life is far from counterproductive. I am actually a teacher with a Master's Degree in ESL who is highly productive in my community and liked by most people I meet, save the few Turd Eye fans I have come across. Drop me a line and let me know what you do at McDonalds.

Lana, I have had friends and collegues view your musings and they find it troubling, as well. They wonder why you would be so quick to resort to name calling and they laugh at your grammer, sentence structure, punctuation, etc. Also, you may wanna work on a new sign off to your posts, as "no, YOUR NEW BEST" doesn't seem to be working out for you.

Let's get down to the real issue. I am willing to squash this beef simply because it hurts to read Lana's posts. Let's agree to disagree. But, I will conceed that on the weak body of work that TEB has put out, along with being dropped from their record label, puts them in the same class, if not above, a band whose Wiki article includes:

During their studio years, The Beatles produced what critics consider some of their finest material including the album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967), widely regarded as a masterpiece. In 2003 Rolling Stone magazine selected Sgt. Pepper as the greatest album of all time, with three other Beatles albums also in the top ten. Nearly four decades after their breakup, The Beatles' music continues to be popular, and September 2009 saw the release of a newly remastered discography as well as the video game The Beatles: Rock Band.

The Beatles have had more number one albums on the UK charts, and held down the top spot longer, than any other musical act. According to RIAA certifications, they have sold more albums in the US than any other artist. In 2008, Billboard magazine released a list of the all-time top-selling Hot 100 artists to celebrate the US singles chart's fiftieth anniversary, with The Beatles at number one. They have been honoured with 7 Grammy Awards, and they have received 15 Ivor Novello Awards from the British Academy of Songwriters, Composers and Authors. The Beatles were collectively included in Time magazine's compilation of the 20th century's 100 most important and influential people.

You win. You two are too cool for school and trump the facts. I will stop hijacking this lame ass post, as long you we can agree to disagree.

Sincerely,
Your Least Favorite Person

Wow. How pureile , and silly is this internet feud.Don keybawls evidently has pleasure in putting down admirable bands.I wonder what the infamous "key bawls" has done with his counterproductive life..

Your post made me smile.. I'm glad that you check my post and it riled you up to the point of incoherent rant, you fucken old man. I'm glad that you are so quickly to respond as well.. I have a holding on you. ..and by the way, giving advice of proofreading, you should take your own. Your arguments are lame without any standing... I like how you completely ignore my point "Popularity and VIDEO GAMES, do not make a band great.... and I think, any musician understands that".... because it's the truth... and you're too much of a fat ass sitting at home jerking it to realize it. Please, visit this post everyday... it validates my point...

no, YOUR NEW BEST,

Lana, take your head out of your ass and proofread your posts. Also, I will visit this post everyday if I want, just to piss you off. I will continue to "play coyly" so that you can continue to make absurd posts. Again, read my post, you fucking ditsy bitch. I offered my opinion, but apparently you cannot relate to the post because it isn't insulting or calling you names, which I will try to do from now on. If I wanted to be sarcastic in my post, I would have agreed Turd Eye Blind was the greatest band and how everyone counts them as influential and the whole world counts them as great. Unfortunately, if Turd Eye Blind released a CD tomorrow, the only people buying it would be your stupid ass and the six other jabronis in here that love them and think they are "the greatest band ever". Now shut your fucking pie hole and get back to the things you know, embarassing yourself, acting like a pre-teen, and trying to be cool on the internet. Douchebag..............

Se ya in a couple days!

Love,
Your New Best Friend

KeyBawls, play coyly all you want, but everyone can read your sarcasm and arrogance in your post. But, hey, I'm sure when I'm around 45 years old.. you can bet I'll be belittleing children on how great the band's of my time were and referring to VIDEO GAMES as substantial proof it because that makes sense. Popularity and VIDEO GAMES, do not make a band great.... and I think, any musician understands that... get off this THIRD EYE BLIND post... YOU LOSER!

Why don't you little children read my comment. Did I ever put anyone down? No. Did I ever resort to calling someone a "fucking idiot"? No. Don't get upset with me because you hate your life and cannot deal with anyone having an opinion different than yours. You didn't see me calling Victor a "fucking retard" when he said he thought Third Eye was better than the Beatles, did you? No. That's because grown ups do not run around insulting people. Come see me in 45 years and we'll see if people are talking about Thrid Eye Blind, releasing video games based on them, or reissuing their entire catalog of music. I am leaning towards no.

Love,
Two Inch Bitcher

wow don keybawls are you fucking retarded? shut up man. no one asked for your opinion. so dont share it. and that your putting someone down because they called third eye blind the greatest band is pathetic. and then you try to cover your ass with "but your entitled to your own opinion" crap, which is really pathetic. dont try to sound like your musical opinion is better than every one elses cuz it only makes you look like a two inch bitcher with a fucking problem with everyone cuz you cant feel like a dude unless you very randomly look at all the comments to a song and VERY randomly put someone down for thier own opinion.

so shut the fuck up idiot. do the world a favor and keep your fucking god damn opinion to yourself.

Don Keybawls, you fucken idiot. To each is his own, I don't think Beatles are the greatest band ever, that's not like a cliche even if I did name them as my favorite band, which it is a cliche, and why would I post that on a page designated for a THIRD EYE BLIND song? Because, that makes perfect sense... intolerable bastard.