Who am I?
My name is Asher Roth also known as Asher Paul Roth and my friends say I'm the truth. I started rapping a little bit ago. They say I'm poetic. I say I'm nice. See me.
To answer your questions, yes I'm skinny, yes I rapped 150 bars to Jay-Z in his office on the spot, yes I have porn on my computer, yes Scooter Braun found me rapping in my dorm room and signed me off of myspace, yes I throw keg parties every Sunday, and yes Steve Rifkind (Wu-tang, Akon, David Banner, Big Pun, Loud Records, SRC, etc. etc.) calls me the "best lyricist he has heard in the last 10 years." Thank you Steve, I'm not very good with compliments, but thank you that means alot big guy. Funny thing is I'm not even a rapper. See me.
As for this whole career thing I now have the 1 Most Downloaded Mixtape in the Country "The GreenHouse Effect" with my boys Cannon and Drama and the College Anthem, my single "I LOVE COLLEGE" dropping in the fall so you have until then to tell your friends you knew about me first. For now I'm living with my boys entourage style (we all picked up and left) in ATL while we record this project on Universal's dime. See Me.
When I'm not rhyming I find time to purchase rare kindergarten art off ebay. As I was recently enlightened that it portrays the soul in its purest form. On the weekends I like to watch football and dance in celebration of the coming week. I collect business cards purely for prank phone calls and pay my rent by doing BICH Work (Boys In Cougar Homes). My boy Greg Mike and I (Carpe denim all day), both started living by the credo...WWJD. What Would JEEZY Do? More often than not we find ourselves going with answers.."YEEAAHHH" and "HAHAAAA." Ever since I've been living a much more positive lifestyle. See me.
Kind regards to genius Scooter Braun and bulldog Steve Rifkind. Good to be here. What up Brain Bangley!? Hola Tommy Blowpops aka Boyder! Hello to all my friends and family and anyone who decides they want to come with us. Special hello to the ladies especially my heavyset honeys. Can I get a soul clap!
Seeee me.
-Bio Courtesy of Ash Roth mufuggggga
