Bit down
On a Steak-Bone
Luckily "The" Bone
Remain unscathed
Cracked in half my molars though
Then out came something red

Thank God
Nobody saw this
No one, but my date
9:28PM at a Four Star Restaurant
Blood dripping
On my Salad Plate

Now I need False Teeth
Two, Four, Six, Eight, Nine or More
Can't stop my own mouth from bleeding
As my Date
Vomits on the floor

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I'm so sorry for your face
I didn't mean to hit you there, it's my mistake
Well, you were getting in the way
You were supposed to watch me bash his head up in
No I don't know how you feel
A portion of your skin is hanging from your lip
Do you need a bag of ice?
Hey, I think that guy just stole your wallet
Man, Oh Man
Dead little bunny on the street
It's 2AM and I have got to get some sleep so
I took a nap behind the wheel
When I woke up my car was wrapped around a tree
Now I know just how it feels
A portion of the car is hanging from a ditch
Do I need a bag of Ice?
No I need some bloody help My God.
Man, Oh Man

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