Funny Pickup Lines
1. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
2. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something?(What?) Me
3.(dont ever use this one lol) Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
4. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
5. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
6.Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
7. Can I Buy You Coffee? Tea? Me?
8. Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, the time to write down my number?
9. Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
10. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.(i like this one )
11. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.(mom told me this one)
12. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
13. Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. (i like this one too)
14. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
15. Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in a few years from now. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
