On the way into work today, I walked by this homeless guy who was screaming loudly about Hickory Farms.


He was like "YOU CAN BUY CHEESE THERE AND YOU CAN ALSO BUY SAUSAGES THERE, IT'S CALLED HICKORY FARMS. HICKORY DICKORY DOCK etc etc etc"


This ranks up there with the homeless guy wearing a 3-pointed hat who asked me if he could read me a poem about the revolutionary war.