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Aug 6th, 12:08am
suiceeddddddddddddd doooooors
Apr 16th, 3:54pm
david banner classic
Feb 22nd, 12:00am
The bass drops in this shit.
Sep 12th, 2:27am
this is pretty stupid, but who knows what could happen?
the story of two girls.

U sure u want to read it?








When reading there's no turning back k?








U reli want to do it?








Trust me, take my advice. Don't do it.








Ok, that's ur choice, read it now.






There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
at
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what
are
Aug 18th, 3:56pm Last edited Aug 18th, 3:57pm.
bad ass song but the girl down grades it a little
at first u thing that this is the song that u blast with the windows down
bump bumpen down the street lookin for ladies then that girl starts singen and all the girls look
at that time and they thank ur gay. DAMN! they need to catch u wen pimp c raps thats the shit
Aug 2nd, 10:47pm
DAVID DAVID DAVID BANNER BANNER BANNER
Jul 29th, 8:06pm
THIS SONG IS WHAT' S UP.....MISSISSIPPI 601 WAT IT DO....R.I.P. PIMP C
Jul 28th, 2:09am
Thats shit the jump off with the legend Pimp C. Hot ass Hell
Jul 24th, 9:03am
1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible


HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1. He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)

Now make a wish...
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Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this

if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?!!!!

repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.

repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.

repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 da

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Vital Info

One half of the rap duo Crooked Lettaz, David Banner helped put Mississippi on the map in 1999. In 2000, he released his first solo album in Them Firewater Boyz...view more
Album this song appears on:
The Greatest Story Ever Told

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