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i am an anime fan, with naruto and naruto shippuden as top fave, followed by bleach, prince of tennis, D. Gray-man and blood+.
[top five]
loves watching anime, reading manga and most of all drawing anime characters and admiring them. i also like to exchange sketchbooks with my friend to see each other drawings. as for musical instruments, i play best at the double bass and i know how to play a little on a few others.
my fave subjetc/topic is the solar system, anime, manga ,maths and physics!
i love talking about anime[often do that with friends]. thx for all comments, i will reply as soon as i can.
Basic
gender
Female
birthday
July 23, 1990
Network
city
singapore
state/country
SG
 
 
Interests
clubs
anime,music
talents
double bass,drawing, guitar
Entertainment
music
UVERworld-colours of the heartArashi-truthl'arc~en~ciel-daybreak's bellYUI-againorange range-shiawase neiroetc...
artists
UVERworld,ARASHI,l'arc~en~ciel,YUI, orange range,FLOW, home made kazoku, tommyheavenly6,etc.
movies
singapore and japanese ones. hongkong ones too.
tv shows
the variety show mark lee is hosting about knowing the facts and ways of singaporeans if foreigners r coming here. ryusei no kizuna, maou, yamada taro monogatari, hana yori dango.
actors
actor: mark lee seiyuu: romi paku, mamoru miyano, junichi suwabe, kenichi suzumura,etc.
Custom
favourite anime
naruto,gundam 00,bleach,prince of tennis, D.Grayman, blood plus
favourite manga
naruto,D.Grayman, prince of tennis, bleach
favourite character
hitsugaya,naruto, setsuna,etc.
favourite drawings i've drawn
echizen,hitsugaya,L,fuji chibi, rukia,sasuke and itachi, etc.
favourite Jpop bands/singers
UVERworld, arashi, l'arc~en~ciel,etc.
favourite topic
solar system/anime/manga/maths/physics/science
listening to...
any arashi song; uverworld-mainly go-on but also some others

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Voice For You - Paku Romi + Morikubo Shoutarou
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Sep 23rd, 11:18am
Naruto and Bleach
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Jun 15th, 10:01am
got this from www.saiyanisland.comsome of these are funny!You Know Your Addicted to Naruto When..1. ...

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Truth  4 months ago
naruto and bleach op  4 months ago
UVERworld  4 months ago
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Profile Comments

Nov 17th, 2:51am
yay! finally changed my profile theme to arashi!
Nov 10th, 4:34am
hi! ^^
yes it's been a long time isn't it? i've read your last reply but somehow i forgot to reply back T_T i'm sorry! you have every right to shoot me right now >.>
i haven't heard from you that often so i figured you're not on imeem that much anymore. i miss talking to you ^^
oh i visit LJ a lot too, i joined a whole bunch of groups (but i don't really participate) lol. i mainly read people's posts and download stuff from there ahaha
i've been watching a lot of new animes but i'm still watching bleach & fma and stuff. you have a chinese exam coming up? good luck with it (if the exam hasn't happened already) :)

i see that you're really into Arashi now :3 i still like UVERworld and Abingdon the most, don't know why ehehe.

ah, i caught up to dgm but it was going on hiatus again & i'm getting a bit tired of waiting for the chapters. it's getting pretty interesting but the wait is just killing me. i'm not reading any manga at the moment so i don't know which chapter is recent but i'll resume to it soon.
i don't think i'm gonna start reading any new manga anytime soon. i would hate to start something and then end up not reading it later on.
whuh? bleach is seinen? i always thought it's shounen lolz

i got back from my trip like a week ago or so and i got really sick so i couldn't reply right away even though i wanted to T_T sorry about that. but i'm fine now ^^
anyways, it's good to talk to you again!
Nov 2nd, 2:36pm
arashi!!!!!
Japanese graffiti XIV features arashi songs, performed by tokyo kosei wind orchestra!!
too in love with arashi:)
Nov 1st, 8:15am
Haha yeah. I liked some of their stuff before, but I just got really~ obsessed with them lately. ARASHI is love~.

I noticed! A lot of my friends are finding me on LJ, I"m happy. (^_^) I never had a lot of friends on that thing, so that really made my day. Haha. Yeah, I'm still in love with KHR, I've fairly certain PoT and KHR are gonna be running my life for a while now.

Yup! I've heard them! I don't really have much of an opinion at the moment since all I've heard are crappy quality versions of both, but I'm partial to My Girl since the quality was better on that one. Haha. But I can't wait till the single comes out~ Omg~.

Well DGM came back for like one chapter which was on the date it was announced to come back, but the manga site I read off of hasn't posted anything about it lately so I don't know if that just the site or if it's on hiatus again! (x__x)

Haha, wow, sounds like a reason I would start something. I might just start reading it too just cause of that. I started reading Hana Yori Dango after I watched the drama, but the art was so old at the beginning that I just couldn't continue. (x__x)
Sep 3rd, 1:56pm
oh yeah, add me! xD
Sep 3rd, 1:55pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAA
I seriously DO get your 1000-word essaysssss!!!!!
Jul 29th, 1:50am
Jul 28th, 7:28am
awww....i'm sorry about the eclipse thing! T_T too bad you didn't get to see it, what a let down.

i did reply to you but for some reason you didn't see it. don't tell me imeem is acting up again *sigh*

kuroshitsuji the anime is not that great. after episode 6, it's almost completely different from the manga T____T i love the manga so much but they ruin the anime by changing it so much. they made things so awkward in the anime, Sebastian is much cooler in the manga.

so you like Arashi now? i've heard a few songs of them but i'm not a fan. right now, i love Sid (the band that sings Kuroshitsuji's opening song). i think the vocalist has a great voice and i love his style.
have you watched Uver's new PV? it's pretty weird lol, the song is ok, i don't like it that much though.

i pretty much stopped watching Naruto since Dattebayo is not subbing it anymore. i don't even know where i left off and too lazy to catch on. i do know about Kakashi's past though, my friend told me all about it lol...i got a lot of spoilers from my friends about Bleach and Naruto so i basically gave up on them a long time ago. i still watch bleach though, just not that into it anymore.

i put DGM mnaga on hold, i haven't been reading it for a while now. i'll catch up to it sooner or later, when i feel like it ahaha
the anime ended just when things are about to get interesting so i hope they make a second season or something.

btw, how are you doing lately? we haven't been talking to each other as often as we did before and i miss you. my friends on imeem are slowly disappearing T_T
Jul 27th, 10:52pm
Oh. Happy late Birthday. (^^'')
Jul 27th, 10:52pm
Haha, yeah. Pink was getting tiring. (-___-'')

I've read some of Skipbeat. didn't really get into it though. (`__`) I really hope DGM comes back soon. I've already caught up with most of the Jump manga there are online, so I really~ want DGM back up. But if it's due to her health I guess there's nothing we can do except hope for a speedy recovery. (^^'')

Yup, that's true. I think KAT-TUN's mostly everyone's favorite just cause they're hot. I mean, I love KAT-TUN and all, but when it comes to the actual music I really love NEWS and ARASHI more.

Haha. Idk where the heck they got Swine Flu in the first place. I loved how in the new Transformers movie they made a crack about it. Bahaha. But I think the whole things was blown outta proportion. It was just a flu that was easy to contract. No biggie. Sure a baby died, but that was a BABY. Not a very strong immune system there. (`__`)

Yup~. I'm Filipino. Though I moved here to the states when I was like two years old so I can't speak Tagalog. (-__-'') But I can understand Kapampangan completely. Haha.

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blog post arashi and operation #tsuribaka
Category: me
Posted: Nov 26, 2009 at 3:12 PM
today is 26 nov!
happy birthday to our riida! arashi's ohno satoshi.
this amazing guy who is on a different level from those in johnny's,even those in arashi for singing and dancing.
i would think of him as someone who dances as well as michael jackson.
his art work is nice too and his style is really cool. how i wish i could go to his exhibition..have a econd exhibition pls! in singapore.haha. when will that happen?

Today, fans are gathering on twitter for operation #tsuribaka. for those who check updates in jmusic scene, you would know of fans doing this for yamapi and making him the top 3 topic on twitter. apparently, arashi fans want to do this for ohno's birthday. but today's thanksgiving, so ...kinda hard. he was on the top 10 list but later it fell. haiz...but he and arashi are still the best.

hearing arashi singing jingle bells was nice but i did giggle. cuz the lyrics were in english obviously. they sang it for the premium night event with disney[mickey mouse and gang]. but it was nice. the fireworks were amazing. 5 million fans tried to get the tickets but only 7000+ could go. i think the entry is free but is through lucky draw. i think eat something then can join. is like cuz of arashi, the sales of that food item actually went up. there's statistics to show it. i think 4.6 billion or million yen was spent on the food, which is probably curry[can't rmb].

this yr is arashi's 10th yr. glad i got to know them in their 10th yr. at least it wasn't later in the 1th yr. to know them earlier is better.
for arashi, they don't think they have changed and it is good. this is what everyone wants, fans,media,staff, people who know them... im happy and i believe they won't change in the next 10 yrs to come.:D
arashi is really thankful to their fans and through concerts, they want to give gratitude to fans. i love how they enjoy the stuff they r doing and appreciate their fans.
and they dun think they r amazing. i love their modest attitude and they just do things earnestly. as im a fan, people might not believe what fans say cuz it could b one-sided, but this is also supported by everyone that has commented on them before. so i think arashi is great.

what i love about arashi is....actually i duno. as in i love them for many things.
their songs,their singing,their dance, their efforts, their personalities, their jokes, their relationship/bond, their acting, their humbleness,their earnestness,their happiness,etc.
and they have changed me. they made me happier and i want to do well like them and still carry them good attitude to people. i dun like major changes to happen to me, so i hope i can be like that.
i want to be able to smile when i reflect on my past ten years when arashi had entered my life when im ten years older. i want to be happy with what im doing and of cuz, i hope my views dun change when i become an adult. i want to remain glued to the japanese entertainment scene. anime,manga,drama,music,variety shows. i dun want my love for my fave bands like uverworld and arashi to end. i want to go to concerts and stuff and smile with other fans. cuz i believe interacting with other fans with similar interest will bring about a nice feeling and bond. this post has become really long.
realised when i talk about arashi it gets really long. used to be like this with uverworld. arashi and uverworld r my #1 in my list of fave bands. i dun want this to chnage, cuz i enjoy being a fan.

arigatou arashi!
blog post how obsessed are you with arashi?
Category: me
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 at 10:31 AM

*: agree
#:comments

intially did this on MS word but when i pasted it here there was no colour so i used # and *.
took nearly 2 hrs to do this i suppose. wow...


SIGNS OF AN INCURABLE ARASHI OBSESSION:
• * you were baited by Jun-kun. #Yes.cuz of hana yori dango.
#Even though I was interested in arashi before that [cuz of the song “believe”], but I 4gt all about arasi until I started hana yori dango.

• anything over 49kg is “fat”.

• *the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
#This is so true.

• *you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you.
# Yes! Lols. Seriously accurate

• you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.

• *only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
#Haha..arashi did these

• *you’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
#Who wouldn’t? Unless u r one.

• *you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan.
#YES! But I love singapore more.

• * every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
#I do this for any band tt I like a lot.

• despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.

• *the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”.
#Perhaps? But at least the first few.

• *and then the kanji of all the members’ names. #true

• when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.

• eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
#Depends on what food.

• * when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
#I think of jun more than sho. And I alr 4gt about the disney movie’s bambi.

• no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
#Im not good at crying at letters..

• you want a pet and his name is Momo.

• *you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
# I do these for arashi and a few others too.

• The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.

• *the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
#I want to go there!

• Sho is unreachable.
#Huh? I don’t think so.

• you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
#I would love that!

• you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
#This is probably one of the first facts an arashi fan would know about arashi [at least for me].so obviously I know.

• you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.
# same thing as above.

• before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
# Im quite embarassed to say this, but I still duno what S&M is even after seeing this term so many times. I only know H, which is actually quite commonly known.[at least I think so]

• one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.

• you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed.
#There’s always a backup. And ever since I started arashi[in may], the hard drive hasn’t crashed.

• no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.

• *you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. #
I think I did.

• your friends can put names to faces.
#Sadly, no..

• when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
#Lols. I don’t. but maybe I mentioned I loved someone and told them he was nino.

• you’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.

• *you wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
#Obviously. I think if u’re a Johnny’s fan, you will be broke faster than ppl who r fans of other bands if u have no financial control over yourself. reason: johnny's have many photobooks,dramas,music CDs,DVDs,concert goods,variety shows, appear in many magazines,etc.

• vowed not to spend money on arashi.
#Never did this. But I still haven’t bought their best album cuz the other time I couldn’t find it.

• (almost) spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out. #Nope!

• *there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… #not on these places though

• your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.# my previous one. now it's naruto.

• *your cell phone ring tone is Arashi. #Green!

• Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
#Nope. I believe sho’s and nino’s english is better, and they probably ain’t one of the best in japan. Maybe sho is one of the best?

• *December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”. # Haha

• when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
#I don’t go to karaoke. But if I do, I will of cuz sing more than 1 arashi song. 1 is too little.

• when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.

• you’ve been jealous of animals.

• *you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
#Honestly, I did read it wrongly before. But I will later read it again and realise it’s asahi.

• *the best actor in Japan is Nino, period.
#Yay! Of cuz! this is nino we r talking about!
• *short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
Arashi’s shortest is only a few cm shorter than me, so I wouldn’t mind. But of cuz I wouldn’t mind ppl to be short or tall.

• * guys with bad skin is okay too.
# it's the character that counts..

• *guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.

• *Arashi is the best group, ever. #Along with uverworld?

• *when someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.

• sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”. #Not nemo, but other names.

• therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino. #Lols.

• * Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. #His art is wonderful.

• *you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
# Arashi made me, an anti-Johnny who really hated JE, to someone who loves JE so much now. But of cuz arashi is my fave in all of JE.

• you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.

• * sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
#They really don’t have the air of an idol group in a positive way. They are humble and really funny. They don’t hide their true selves.

• *you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
#I still call truth my fave song, but sometimes I can’t decide.

• *you study japanese because of Arashi.
#One of the reasons. I did study hiragana. I hope to be serious in it and be able to take up a course now.

• *you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
#One of the reasons. Entertainment wise, I want to see uverworld, l’arc~en~ciel and FLOW too!

• you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.#huh?

• * when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
#I’ll like to…but I haven’t gotten the opportunity YET.

• Aiba is a prodigy.

• *Nino should be a professional song writer.
# Yes! He’s so good at it and he’s talented! And I’ll like him and takuya[uverworld] to write a song together! It’ll be a nice song. Maybe a love song?

• the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.

• *neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion. #Haha..kind of..

• when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.

• your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.

• * gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
#Not tt kind of physical fight though..a little verbal fight…not really a quarrel too.

• have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.

• when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
# U mean kazunari as kazuya? It doesn’t and I do find it interesting cuz his name and kame’s name is written the same way in kanji. I ONLY GET IRRITATED WHEN PEOPLE PRONOUNCE ARASHI WRONGLY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S ON PURPOSE! U KNOW WHO U R.

• like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.

• like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
# I dun say DO IT! but I sing an arashi song which says “gambaru sa…..” I cant rmb the title.

• *fancams are heaven sent.
#Lols. What an expression. But I enjoy them!

• you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy. #If u bought the album copy, why dun u open it…

• *you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
#I want to be friends with as many people in the world..

• *many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there.
#Lols. I don’t really see their pants perverted way. I’m more concerned with what their styles are. And I look at everywhere…

• *you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
# sakura's tone: HELL YEAH! lols.i mean of cuz i am. everyone is.

• you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
# I think I did try to change but those weren’t aspects. Those were ways of thinking but I do think through a lot and realise mine were actually the same as theirs. Even if I considered changing, I probably didn’t in the end or very minimal.

• * Guys who paint their nails are okay.
#Cus of jun. but of cuz I prefer guys to not paint their nails but im still fine with painted nails. It’s the character that counts!

• Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.

• *Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.


• *You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
# I listen to arashi songs all the time and I seldom listened to english songs. I mean I dun. Unless my brother plays them even though I dun wan to listen and im not playing any songs at that time.

• You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
#I do sometimes wonder y I dun have a new set of online friends. I believe it’s cuz I spend a lot of time on arashi,aniem and dramas that I neglect online friends. I talk lesser to my imeem friends now.

• *The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
#And UVERworld even though now it’s lesser cuz I play more arashi songs…[sry to uver]..and I do replay some other songs from other artistes

• Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
#Lols. This happens? I didn’t know cuz I dun drink coffee and so I dun go to starbucks. I might try it next time regardless of whether I drink coffee or not.

• *Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
#Actually I like guys to cross their legs..

• *You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun.
#Gokusen! But it’s nice, so I enjoyed it.

• Rabu Rabu rocks!

• *Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
#Haha. I don’t mind gays and if non-gays do that, it’s funny! Like ohmiya SK [ohno and nino] are non-gays and they do that.
blog post Mobile Suit Gundam 00
Category: me
Posted: Mar 30, 2009 at 10:46 AM
another good anime has ended!
just watched the final episode.
the ending was not bad, but im still sad t it ended as it's my favourite anime with naruto.
i waiting for gundam 00 movie which will be out in 2010.
hope they really do the movie, unlike the case with gundam SEED

hoping to change my profile to gundam 00 soon.

was hoping for them to play UVERworld's hakanaku mo towa no kanashi when the episode was going to end [because it was used as the opening 1 for season 2]. but instead, they played tommy heavenly6's unlimited sky then L'arc~en~Ciel's daybreak's bell ! i was disappointed but later felt that daybreak's bell feels more suitable for gundam 00 as a whole. anyway, laruku is my second fave band!

for those who don't watch gundam 00, watch it!
it's another good Gundam production of Sunrise.
and i think Sunrise really produce good anime.
gundam 00 is about war, fighting and people seeking for whole peace through methods they think as appropiate. but of cuz not all r right.
blog post Mobile Suit Gundam 00
Category: me
Posted: Mar 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM
another good anime has ended!
just watched the final episode.
the ending was not bad, but im still sad t it ended as it's my favourite anime with naruto.
i waiting for gundam 00 movie which will be out in 2010.
hope they really do the movie, unlike the case with gundam SEED

hoping to change my profile to gundam 00 soon.
blog post yaoi in naruto
Category: me
Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 11:57 AM
ripped from my friend's blog. im not a yaoi supporter but anyway....by dtoda on deviantart
sry for the vulgarities. i didn't change anything and this is not my work!


Welcome back to the only show that finds out what wrong with Naruto Fanfictions containing Yaoi.

With your host, Naruto!

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Naruto- Today, Sasuke's with us to talk about Yaoi in Naruto Fanfictions. So, Sasuke, what do you think about people writing Fanfictions containing Yaoi?

Sasuke- Well, I think Fanfictions containing Yaoi that are based on Naruto are horrid, for the most part. The plots completely diss their character and personality! I believe they're quite inapropriate.

Naruto- ....And?

Sasuke- And, what? Was I supposed to say something else?

Naruto- Yeah! Now aren't you supposed to say 'And I totally disaprove.'?

Sasuke- Um, but don't I have to disaprove to say, 'And I totally disaprove.'?

Naruto- Are you saying you APROVE of these fanfictions?!

Sasuke- Well, they do make me gay...and we're usually a couple. It's not really all that different from the truth, so YES! I totally aprove!

Naruto- Are you saying you ARE gay? And if so then....oh damn...

Sasuke- Yes, and I like you, a LOT.

Naruto- ..........................................

Sasuke- You're looking hot today....(Pounce)

Naruto- Eep! Get OFF of meeeee!

----Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep----

We are sorry, but the show has been delayed on a count of a Horny Sasuke.

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Naruto- And we are back. Heh..Today we're here with Itachi to discuss ItaKisa Fanfictions. So, Itachi, how do you feel about people writing ItaKisa Fanfictions?

Itachi- Well, uh, I think- WAIT! Did you just say Ita-KISA?! I'm paired with Kisame?! Oh. My. Gawd! No. Way! Dreams do come true!

Naruto- CUUUUUT!

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Naruto- Today's guest is none other than Shikamaru! Sooooo, Shika, how do YOU feel about Yaoi related Naruto Fanfictions?

Shikamaru- So troublesome...

Naruto- What part do you think is so troublesome?

Shikamaru- Oh! Chouji was HORRIBLE in bed last night! I usually can't walk then next day!

Naruto- .......Dammit! CUT!

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Naruto- Today Gaara's here to talk. So, Gaara, How do GaaNaru Fanfictions affect you?

Gaara- Hate 'em.

Naruto- Why?

Gaara- Because! Lee's the ONLY one for me! So back off!

Naruto- ....Fuck! CUUUT!

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Naruto- So, Neji! Surely YOU dissaprove with Yaoi pairings in Naruto Fanfictions!

Neji- Damn right I do!

Naruto- Good. Why?

Neji- Oh, because they should be Yaoi THREESOMES! Like GaaNaruNeji! (Pounce)

Naruto- DAMMIT! Not again!

----Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep----

We are sorry, but the show has been delayed again, but this time because of a Horny Neji.

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Naruto- Well, today's guest is Iruka, who should be joining us soon.

Iruka- (Off in distance) Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

Naruto- Oh, that's him, sounds like he's mad at something....Iruka?

Iruka- (Still in distance) Fuck!

Naruto- .....?

Iruka- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, HARDER!!!

Naruto- ......!!!!!!!! FUCK! CUUUT!

Iruka- (Still off in distance) Yeah! Tell Kakashi that!

Naruto- I said CUT!

Sasuke- Naruto~!

Naruto- Fuck...again...

Sasuke- You read my mind!!

----Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep----

We are sorry, but the show has been completely canceled becuase the rating is now too high to show on public television. Now I must go help Naruto get away from Sasuke and Neji...