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blog post Cervantes's halloween
Category: mind of meph holiday funny skits
Posted: Oct 27, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Current mood: bored
Cervantes, Damion, and Jacob sit in the living room getting ready to go trick or treating. Damion dressed as a ninja, Jacob as a mad scientist, and Cervantes dressed as Anti-Venom and all three look very detailed in design. then before they leave out Damion walks up to Cervantes holding a flier.

Damion: *excited* we gotta do the food for family thing guys!!

Cervantes: *looking at it* what? no that's heavy.

Damion: *grabs Cervantes lightly* but if we win we can get a free dozen boxes of donuts! *jumps* DONUTS XD

Cervantes: ummm i don't care, so LETS GO!! *pointing to the door excited*

outside walking with bags in hand they talk and make sure that they have everything needed for there trip

Jacob: well i have to get home early because i don't want my mom to be up all night checking my candy

Cervantes: checkin your.... *stops in confusion* wait what?

Jacob: yeah, because some people put razors and or drugs in the candy.

Cervantes: why the heck would somebody wanna do that?

Jacob: i don't know.

(flashback)

Aunty Temari (Jacobs mom): *rummaging threw his candy bag* okay this is good, this bad, this is good why jacy you have so much candy this is going to take all night!

Jacob: sorry mom

Aunty Temari: whats this crap? *holds a bar up*

Jacob: o.o oh man i didn't know i had one of those!

Aunty Temari: WELL, IT HAS A TINY SPEC OF DUST ON IT RIGHT NEXT TO A SMALL HOLE SHOWING THAT A NEEDLE WAS USED TO INJECT ANTHRAX ITS GOING IN THE TRASH!! *throwing it in the air then shoots it with flame jutsu*

Cervantes: thats ... super ... LAME! *arrives at the first door* there's no razors or stuff like that in candy what da hell.

Damion: *knocks* shh

Trio: *door opens* TRICK OR TREAT!!

random man: eh what da hell *drops bars in there bags*

Cervantes: wow that was fun, where now?

Damion: how bout that place over there *points to a black house*

Jacob: yeah it looks all dark a spooky, lets go

trio: YEEEAH!!

they knock on the door then a man opens the door in a burst of anger

angry guy: what, christ, what?!

trio: TRICK OR TREAT!

Angry guy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS UGH?!!

Cervantes: *wise talking* that wasn't really scary m.....

then five seconds later then walk away with Cervantes with a black eye swollen lip and cloths ruffled up. the other two unharmed and trying not to laugh.

Cervantes: not... one... word *pissed and healing*

then

Damion: i sense something.

then they see two lil kids with a wagon full of can goods and getting more for every house they come from.

Damion: those BASTARDS! look at all the can food they got!! *thinks for a sec* i'm gonna steal it from them

Cervantes: *sarcastic* go for it.

Damion: MAYBE I WILL LOL!!

meanwhile with the kids

girl as Princes (Shady): they were so nice tehe^^

dude as a knight (Darth Sami): why does the wagon feel lighter?

then you seen Damion: jump out laughing with a huge bag with the cans

Damion: THATS RIGHT KIDDIES, CAUSE I'M THE MAN WITH DA PLAN, *air hump dance* YEEEEEEEEEAH^^

then the bag rips open at the bottom and another five seconds later you see Damion looking like Cervantes when he got beaten up.

Cervantes: hahahahahaha you got your ass beat by 9 year old kids!!

Damion: SHUT UP!

jacob: hmm, i guess i'm the only one who didn't get beaten up or mauled huh? lol

Damion and Cervantes: we can fix that

Jacob: NEXT HOUSE!

they walk up to another house as soon as they open the door, someone throws an egg and hits Damion in the eye and he hits the floor crying

Damion: aaaagh, i can't stand it!!

Jacob: hahahahaa you got your...!!

then five seconds later

Cervantes: what did we learn *helping Jacob get up and clean up after Damion punches him out*

Jacob: sorry Da..

Damion: no big, i'm sorry too.

then....

bloody queen (tori): you three okay?

first class soldier Zack Fair (omega): yeah you look like shit.

Cervantes: its been a really crappy night

Bloody queen (Tori): well we're off to Roses's halloween party, you wanna come.

First class soldier Zack Fair (omega): they have donuts!

Damion: SWEET!!

Jacob: well i guess when halloween in the air you know .... *egg thrown and hits him in the eye and knocks his glasses off* AGH, SHIT!

everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE MIND OF MEPH!!!
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Hi. My name is Dwight Maurice Robinson Lewis the 2nd but everyone calls me forte, Demixluv, Meph, mephi, Heavenly Demise, Duke of Scandanavia, the king of deception or the diamond juggernaut or DL. your choice, i'll respond to either one.
i'm just your average black dude that loves to have fun when i can and is very laid back! I'm 18 years old, i love video games (I'll bet yo ass at any sonic the hedgehog style game and other cool games as well. you have been warned),
drawing, anime(pretty much all but a few) listening to music no matter what type(but country western music i just can't get down with). plus the most important thing of all is just being with my friends and family. as you can see, I'm a huge sonic the hedgehog and megaman fan. i grew up playing them all but my favorite villain from the series is mephiles the dark and bass!!!(like no one seen that) but sonic isn't the only game i play, if you have an xbox 360, i'll meet you on xbox live.

known as
meph
sir neo mephiles the dark knight,
metal mephiles

GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosy.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Claudie Lewis J.R 1931-2009
R.I.P Claudie Lewis j.R. man, father, grandfather.... you will be missed

gender: Male
Status: taken
birthday: June 15, 1990

Aaaaaaah!!!
happy birthday you filthy animal, fucking cunt piece of shit. shitty games, all my life, shitty fucking games. i hate shitty fucking game!! and i hate shitty fucking birthdays because shitty fucking birthdays, i get more shitty fucking game!!! hum bug baa, fuck it all fuck it all to hell!!!!

.....joking. happy birthday

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http://www.imeem.com/groups/0-iMdhQr,mind-of-meph-entertainment/

village life
http://www.imeem.com/groups/oSr2pokH,hedgehog-village/

id?
http://www.imeem.com/groups/jjQlw2he,mephs-id-request/hq

hq
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the crew
http://www.imeem.com/groups/6skSxQd-,dark-crew/

hunters:
http://www.imeem.com/groups/fDVRNLFZ,demonslayers_for_hire/

demonic school:
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training
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demonic
http://www.imeem.com/groups/MDTpw3xE,demon-slayers/

fusion fall:
http://www.fusionfall.com/

dats how da fuck i walk in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5DRrVWA-WY

haloid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGCcUJzgfwE

where's my money sasuke?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy3l91oE05w

"MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING ANIMAL"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQr28hfpX-4&feature=channel

i jizzed in my pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&NR=1

O.o
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round one...FIGHT!!!!
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276650
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377529

chao maker^^
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/287/e/e/ChaoMakerComplete.swf

games i own and love (it will change)

X-box 360
(Gamer tag: DML 2.)
sonic the hedgehog (next-gen)
sonic unleashed
halo 3
sega superstars tennis
wet
tales of vesperia
star ocean: the lost hope (not selling this at all)
magna carta 2
Megaman 9 (live arcade)
Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 (live arcade)

Playstation Portable:
Sonic Rivals
Sonic Rivals 2
Marvel: ultimate alliance
Dragon ball z: shin budika another road
Gurumin: a monstrous adventure
Guilty gear: judgment
crisis core: final fantasy VII
Dissidia: Final fantasy
mega-man: powered up
power stones collection
Fate/unlimited codes
Spyro: year of the dragon (psx)
Crash bandicoot 3: WARPED!! (psx)

wii:
Sonic and the black knight
Legend of zelda: twilight princess
super smash bros: BRAWL!!
super mario galaxy
Wii sports resort
bleach: shattered blade
New super mario bros.wii
Tales of Symphonia II: dawn of a new world

ds:
sonic rush
sonic rush adventure
Megaman starforce 3: black ace
Kingdom hearts: 358/2 days

ps2:
kingdom hearts
kingdom hearts II
sonic riderz: zero gravity
lego star wars
ratchet deadlock
tekken tag tournament
dragon ball z: budikai 3
dragon ball z: budikai tenkichi 2

gamecube:
sonic adventure 2: battle
sonic heroes
star fox: assult
tails of symphonia
veiwtiful joe
veiwtiful joe 2
resident evil 4

Fans of Sonic must have this right:
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

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