"Top 10 Things Lazy Filipinos Do"

10. Taking Long Walks.
9. Hanging out with their own group of friends. (or so called "barkada")
8. Some Perverts waste time to satisfy themselves. (sariling sikap?!!)
7. Bar Hopping (including drinking and gambling.)
6. Eating
5. Sleeping
4. Couch Potato (watching television, switching channels)
3. Malling, Shopping.
2. Surfing the Web. (friendster is the most visited site here in the Philippines.)
1. Hitting the keypad.. (text text text text ting!)



Made in Philippines.


-this subjects the things that can only be seen in the Philippine Island.

Hospitality.
Street Foods (chicken head, chicken intestine, chicken feet and chicken blood are grilled, served along with the vinegar.)
Crimes (we are number one in terms of crimes.)
Corrupt Government (we're also hot in here.)
Simplicity


Mythology and Superstitions.

The"Manananggal"
>beautiful girl during day time, monster at night.
The "Kapre"
>tall creatures who lives at the old trees. they love smoking.
The "Tikbalang"
>Half man, Half Horse.


Superstitions.

Never sweep the floor at night.
Never cut your nails at night
Dreams usually have meanings.
Never cut old trees
Never say the name of the dead, they might come.
Never face the mirror at mid night.
Never stay outside at night alone.

If
there are kinds of Women to avoid, definitely there are also their male
counterparts. If you are trying to look for the significant one, you
may want to consider knowing those that you have to trash as early as
possible.

Description

He
is very opinionated. This kind of guy likes things to be his way, all
the way. He usually becomes easily aggravated when things don’t go his
way. Mr. Jerk often makes women unimportant. Many times he will come
across as over bearing and rude. A lot of men that fit this category
will continually ask for things like sex, money, and attention.

“Life
is never fair” is his famous one liner. He feels like he isn’t getting
paid enough, his relationship has too many problems; his house is not
big enough, and so on and so on. He spends his time with long deep
conversation that always leaves everyone wanting to run and hide
because of his endless whining and crying or simply being over
emotional. Ladies, beware, this type of guy would leave your life
stressed, and you constantly trying to raise his self-esteem by
comforting and praising him.

There's
a fine line between a great guy who loves sports and the raging maniac
that loves sports way too much. How can you love sports TOO much? A guy
loves sport too much when they would rather watch a game than spend
time with you, or won't care that the house is falling apart, that the
baby is crying or that you haven't been out of the house in 4 months.
All he'll want is a beer, a TV and "some peace".

“I,
me or my” are his favorite sentence beginner. Maybe he loves playing
Mario Bros. computer game when he was a child because he loves getting
“one up” from everybody he’s talking to. Mr. Bragger will downplay
somebody else’s success but gloat about every little good thing that
happens to him. Ladies, believe me, you wouldn’t want to constantly
hear praises from someone to none other than… himself.

Selfish,
spoiled, useless little boys who don't understand the concept of
responsibility or self-respect – these are just some of his traits to
name a few. These men are the ones who can't keep a job, who blame
everyone else for their own stupidity and laziness, who are constantly
outraged that the world is not giving them the respect they deserve.
Clueless, they never realize that they are in fact, getting the respect
they truly deserve. He is just a leech! No spine. Period.

A.k.a
“Nice Guys Finish Last”. He is often told what to do by everybody – his
family, friends, co-workers, girlfriend, etc. He would spend his entire
life trying please almost everybody except from himself. Mr. Pushover
is generally a nice, quiet man who finds joy in simple things. Ladies,
remember: it is so frustrating to make 100% of the decisions in a
relationship 100% of the time.

This
virus comes in two forms- “exaggerated” and “deceptive”. Mr. Pinocchio
usually has a reason for his dishonesty. The exaggerators like to beef
up stories to make them sound more fascinating, whereas a deceptive man
has things he is intentionally trying to hide. Remember ladies, it’s
hard to “change” somebody so don’t count on it!

He
is someone with unforgettable charisma. Although we all loved the
charming aspects of Peter Pan as a child, keep in mind that in the end,
both Wendy and Tinker bell were left with a witty, yet hopelessly
egotistical male, that relied purely on his charm, talent and good
looks to get by. While a charming man’s intentions may be good, he has
become that unreachable and charismatic for a reason. This man is often
put on a pedestal by women, simply because he seems unattainable due to
the ever-revolving female posse at his disposal. The operative word
here is "disposal," which is exactly what women are to this man. While
he may be entertaining and make you laugh, keep Peter Pan at arms
length. Or a few arms just to be safe.

Excessive
jealously usually is a result of one of two things: 1) insecurity or 2)
him, knowing he's inclined to misbehave when he is out on the town
without you, figuring you're doing the same.

You
know the type; for him nothing you do is good enough. You're too
stupid, you're too fat, you're too mouthy and your jokes or witty
perspective on life is his cross to bear. Well, the truth is the guy is
an idiot trained from birth from his Neanderthal dad to piss all over
you and everything you do.

They
spend all their time thinking and little time actually doing anything
constructive. They have put a big label on you after one date and a
night of conversation. He's the guy who sits there watching you, with
that stupid smug "I knew it" look on his hound dog face. He's clearly
thinking that by putting a label on you, he has you all figured out and
knows just what to do to fix you. He looks at you as if you were some
broken piece of pottery he's going to glue back together. What's sad
is that he still can't figure out how to get someone to actually like
him, so how is he going to fix you?

They
may be the OC type, metrosexuals or the vain type of guy. Well, there’s
nothing wrong being hygienic. But what’s really annoying is that he has
spent more time fixing his looks than being with you. Mirrors are
really significant for them, if it’s not in their pocket, it would
probably be at the side mirrors, walls, restrooms, or anything that is
way too shiny and reflective.

Have
you met him? He's all about feeling superior. Nobody is good enough for
him. He has a laser sharp tongue and can shred anything in sight until
it lies in tatters in front of him. He’s a cold dead fish is unable to
break into a smile for fear of splitting his face. He simply takes
comfort in feeling that he is better than everybody else. The effect?
After spending enough time with this guy, you will grow to despise the
human race as he does, and crawl around feeling unworthy.

Something
about these green-eyed goblins drives them to think you are cheating,
even when you are with them. They are the ones who seem so confident at
first, flirting with you and attracted to your ability to flirt back.
You date them and find they really don't like your clothes (too
revealing), your car (too flashy), your friends (sluts), your family
(too nosy), your job (too demanding), until you wake up one day to find
the only thing you have left in your life is a miserable paranoid weird
violent man who can't stand you out of his sight but can't stand the
sight of you. He needs you to have nothing in your life but him, and
you will have nothing unless you wake up and get out.

There
is nothing in the world as ugly or as damaging as a cruel man. Simply
put, there are certain men who are monsters hiding behind a thin veneer
of charm and sanity. For some reason, there are men out there who take
only joy in seeing someone in pain.

They
say, we should "learn from our mistakes". If we made wrong decisions
"charge it to our experience", because "experience is the best
teacher." Just like with romantic relationships. Most men, (even women)
have been conned, duped and dazed by physical attraction. Worse? Some
men have made themselves fools by kissing the feet of females who
treated them like dirt. The result? -wasted countless hours and spent
small fortunes chasing after women who lied to and used men, and turned
out to be rotten.

But do men learn from their experiences? No.
Every time we think it's going to be different. We think if we just try
harder, or do one little thing differently, the result will
change.Well, it's not going to be that way if you keep on pursuing the
same kind of women, you'll just get your heart broken over and over
again.

Keep a watchful eye out for the following list of women,
and you'll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual
heartbreaks:

Types of Women CredenceHer wayWomen are angelic creatures who would make the world a UTOPIA if only men would allow them to take over. Miss
Feminist postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by
men and the best things a man can do to improve himself is cut off his
testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. Her incessant mantra is "All men
think with their penises."Men
should finance her entire life because she is biologically female. Men
should pay for drinks, dinner, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she
feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate.She’s out for money –pure and simple.

“I am a princess.” Miss Romance is trapped in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and Romance novels.

Every
night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride
magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up
on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a
problem-free existence for the rest of her life.

“Walking-wounded”
–she’s been hurt with past relationships and so new relationships in
the present should be subconsciously avoided or sabotaged.

Miss
Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and
date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get
is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive
herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. At first
she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away. There's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs”.Scorn
the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every
man they've ever encountered. Simmering anger with men is just waiting
to explode at any moment like a volcano.“There’s always someone better than me” She's
calls you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is
going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She seeks
constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly
about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy,
needy and compulsive.“I am the most beautiful, classy, sulker, pouter and ball buster of the female world. Miss
Bitch treats their fellow humans poorly, cares only about herself, and
isn’t concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Miss Bitches
are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify
them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the
world.

“Me, myself and I”. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes.

Miss
Me is entirely focused on herself. She is a selfish, self-indulgent,
self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and
expects the same from guys.

She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar.

She wants to get married ---now.

Sweet
little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will
browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.Miss
Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're
hooked deep into the relationship (or married) and then the truth comes
out. You
can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody
better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat. She flirts with
anything in pants and flaunts her sexuality at every opportunity.

Sometimes
she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys
getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she
just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey.

Nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life.

She
is a subtly. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk
to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if
you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off intimacy, cry,
scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give
in and succumb to her demands.

this is how it goes:

last year, summer:
i'm deeply inlove with someone..
we watch movies, have weekly dates..
we eat together..
but we came to the point na na pressure ako..
and i have to end our relationship..

nung nagbreak kami..
i loved another one..
and we really liked each other..
we reached one month..
i got tired and i ended our relationship,
i'm not hurt..

but i'm still bearing the pain that i gain last summer..
still an't move on..
get over that person..
still can't sleep well, eat and feels like empty..
i'm still inlove with my summer lover..

still cant love another one..


-post a comment to give me an advice..