whoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!sonofabitch,what to say......well FIRST off,i'm brandon but EVERY1 calls me Foxx and I love coffee. I hate mushrooms and pickles. I am better at arguing than you. You are NOT better at dancing than me. I think Heath Ledger is the proverbial bomb. I sing. I am WORTH getting star struck over. I am a sarcastic fuck. Fat girls asses in bikinis look like a hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. I wish I was a Ghostbuster just so I could say "I'm a ghostbuster" when asked what I do for a living, then step back and cross my arms like it was 1992. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I brush my teeth with hot water. I am a sucker for a pretty face. Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. I pee in the shower.....sometimes. I am busier than a one legged cat trying to bury shit on a marble floor. Materialistic people crack me up, because they actually think they are happy...and they're not. Thinking that we are the only ones in the universe makes you nuttier than squirrel shit. I don't watch a lot of tv. I once taught a horse to read my emails for me. I DO skip the first piece of bread. Maury Povich "You are not the father" episodes rule. I love seafood, even if it has tentacles. I wish I had green eyes. American Psycho and Silence of the Lambs should be in the comedy section of Blockbuster. I think the *LEEDS* mattress guy SHOULD be beat. I have to watch TV with the remote in my hand, or else I feel like I'm swimming with one flipper on. I grind my teeth when I get nervous....sometimes. Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. I work well under pressure. Pop Up Video and Ren and Stimpy should NOT have been canceled. People need to realize that *reality* shows are SCRIPTED. I don't read novels. Saying "thank you" and "please" is extremely important. Texting and myspace have lowered peoples social skills. I pretty much live for music and comedy. Shallow people are worthless. I am an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea. I don't take networking internet sites seriously. I'd rather go to a rave than see some shitty local band. If you let your friends drive drunk, you have no soul. I think shit-talking on the internet is about as useful as trying to kill an elephant by throwing a tic tac at it. 35 year old guitar center employees that still think their band is gonna "make it" crack me up. I love watching people at bars. People look funny when they're mad. I WILL beat you at a game of tetris. The fact that Bill Paxton was killed by an Alien, the Predator, AND the Terminator should AUTOMATICALLY qualify him for an academy award. Holidays are over-rated. Dave Chappelle is a viable GENIUS. I love the beach. I'd like to watch Gary Busey and Rosie O'donnell grind each other on a dance floor to a Billy Ocean tribute band. I kinda hate coconut flavored anything. Laughter can cure more than you think. Fast food is so bad for you, but sooooo good. The El Pollo Loco chicken tacos have changed lives. Spell check is one of the best inventions next to the wheel. Some of the best songs ever came from the 50's and 60's. I can give a better Blue Steel than Zoolander. If you started smoking after high school, you're an idiot. I don't give a fuck about your band. I have a strange obsession with people over 7' tall. If you have a "metal militia" or "Kottonmouth Kings" sticker on the back of your lifted truck.....don't bother, you have NOTHING to say that I could possibly be interested in. I hate sports. Paul Walker is about as good of an actor as Keanu Reeves. I wish I could use the Jedi mind trick on people. I think humans should fling poo at each other like monkeys do when they get angry. If you don't dress up for Halloween, you are lame. The "25 year old balding/comb over jacuzzi mcdougal", and the "Drunk white girl who can't dance" are the best people to stare at while at a club. Money is cool shit. I love pouring creamer into coffee and watching it mix. If I worked at the 3am drive thru of a del taco, I'd spit in your food too. Songs are more important than bands. The best way to hit on a girl at a bar is to order her a "Gorilla Fart". I do not wish Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket was my dad. I wonder if the Devil listens to shitty bands like Fall Out Boy. The Geico caveman and Jack Links Messin' with Sasquatch commercials are GENIUS. Bill Murray needs to kick it with me. There will never be another Johnny Cash or Elvis. If you ever have a chance to see Cirque De Soliel, do it. I can't believe you just read all of my rambling.....anyways, add me or send me a message if you want, If not, that's cool too, haha - That is all for now. *cheers*
clubs
higashi-oji-dori,in kyoto
hobbies
anything if it's worth my attention...
talents
guitar..and poetry
skills
you'd like to know.......
music
j-rock...visual kei....no rap....idk.....j-pop......metal......rock
artists
miyavi,dir en grey,phantasmagoria,gackt,l'arc'en'ciel,avenged sevenfold,atreyu,icp,utada,BoA,and others i dont feel likenaming cuz it would take 2 fuckin long ^-^
movies
horror...anything if its good
tv shows
if its good......
actors
idk......
