This is not Lords of Acid.. if you actually owned any of their albums you'd know this is by Akash, since there is no song named the ABC's of Kinky Sex on any of Lords of Acid's albums.

yummy!!! kinky!!!

These guys have been my fav since high school!!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my A-B-C

A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe
While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha)
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints, to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where, a winding woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string
Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit
Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it

Twinkle, twinkle little slut
Now I spank your naughty butt
Once I've warmed it you will cry
And I'll wipe your teary eye
Don't forget the lessons learned
Or your rumpsticks will be burned
A-B-C
You and me
K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
A-B-Cs of S-E-X
F-U-N spells K-I-N-K
Bah, bah black sheep in my school
You'll be shorn of all your wool
One lesson in submission, another in pain
After graduation things will never be the same
You'll become my grovelling fool
Drowning in a puddle of your own drool
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy I will be once I teach you the kinky A-B-C
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C

(A-B-C)

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my A-B-C

A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe
While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha)
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints, to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where, a winding woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string
Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit
Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it

Twinkle, twinkle little slut
Now I spank your naughty butt
Once I've warmed it you will cry
And I'll wipe your teary eye
Don't forget the lessons learned
Or your rumpsticks will be burned
A-B-C
You and me
K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
A-B-Cs of S-E-X
F-U-N spells K-I-N-K
Bah, bah black sheep in my school
You'll be shorn of all your wool
One lesson in submission, another in pain
After graduation things will never be the same
You'll become my grovelling fool
Drowning in a puddle of your own drool
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy I will be once I teach you the kinky A-B-C
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C

(A-B-C)

That is pretty damn rad.
LOA is kickass.

lurve this song =3

lol i love this song it rockssssssssssssss

This song isn't actually by LoA, it's by a band called Akash. (Hope that didn't seem rude or anything I just thought I'd let you know.)

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRS
TUV
WX
Y and Z
Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my ABC

A is for asphyxiation you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockroach that I squash beneath my shoe,
while I watch you wiggle and laugh at you (ha ha)
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will imobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses
L for love, and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoned in your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings holding you in place
P is for the persperation dripping down your face
Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridaled lust that only I control,
as I claim for my own your body, mind and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain,
while I tease and tantalize you and eroticise your pain
W is where the wily woman walks
X is for excruciating X rated talk
Y is your the yo yo I yank upon your string,
watch you yell and holler with all the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit,

Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it!

Twinkle twinkle little slut, now I spank your naughty butt
Once I've warmed it you will cry, and I'll wipe your teary eye
Don't forget the lessons learned or your rumpsticks will be burned.

A-B-C you and me
K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
ABC's of S-E-X
F-U-N spells K-I-N-K

Ba ba black sheep in my school,
you'll be shorn of all your wool,
a lesson in submission another in pain,
after graduation things will never be the same.
You'll become my grumbling fool,
drowning in a puddle of your own drool.

A-B-C you and me
ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRS
TUV
WX
Y and Z
Oh how happy I will be, once I teach you the kinky ABC
A-B-C you and me
A-B-C you and me
A-B-C
(A-B-C)