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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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