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i love this shit hes so sexy.....

"only if i say she can touch ya like busta, but she might touch ya and burn ya like usher."

"the microphone wet cause my words like seduction."

"explode in a bitch mouth like a gusher."

"yellow diamond ring lookin like a little funion."

-FAVORITE LINES.

how sex starts

a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads to a make out

make out leads to a feel up

a feel up leads to a finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads to a ----.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and pray you don't multiply



post this right after u read it.

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this in 15 minutes, your safe.

Something good will happen tonight at 11:11

repost this as how sex starts

There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
at
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what
are


you waiting for?

THIS JOINT IS HOT AIGHT

lolzz i like that !!

ah walk it out like weezy!this sooo sick!

Liisteniin tuh thiis shiit wen you hiigh man...wayne uhh foo` fuh real...but thiis shiit go hard tho

Drought 3
Look
I bought it out like stunna
I hope when we kiss we make u sick to yo stomach
Stunning like my daddy
And yo momma eat rubbers
I bet dat i can do da mouf 2 mouf with yo women
My house is a dungen
Yellow diamond ring lookin like a little funion
Stand on my toes you can call me Paul Bunjion
Touchin up my flows like a nigga do construction
Da microfone wet cuz my words like seduction
N when we on the jet you dnt come up on da discution
And if you say you ballin we prolly dnt trust ya
I not no plan on freakin hoes dat prolly dnt fuck ya
Even if you pay em boy they prolly wont fuck ya
Only if i say dat she can touch ya like busta
But she might touch ya
And burn ya like usher
Me n my click we in red like blush
I shit this rappers out and sometimes i 4get 2 flush ya
Grand daddy purp or bubble kush crush ya
Explode in a bitch mouf like a gusher
Cash money young money
Check da production
I am just a martion
Get prepared for obduction
Haha

Haha

Uuum...
I walk it out like crutches
2 gurls jump me like double dutches
My nigga t-streets know a gurl named dutches
And everytime he see her in da streets she b cuzzin
I told em he should wave da black flag cuz she buggin
He said the pussy good
He said ya digg
So i dugg em
Im lookin for a real bad bitch wit a husband
I give em much dick
And a whole lot of nuttin
Im spittin like i stumbled on a gold pot of sumthin
And when i was 6 i saw my rolemodel hustlin
So i gotta hustle
Thise rappers talkin bout a whole lot of nuttin
You drop me on saturday i sold out on sunday
Fuck is da argue bout
Nigga da carter out
This is what i call da droubt....3
N we dnt walk it out
We drop top porch it out
They better walk em out
Before we chalk em out
We chalk it out [x7]
We choke em out
They dnt want it na uh
No they dnt want it na uh
You see they foamin im not
Oh yeah they foamin im not
I east side walk it out
I bring New Orleans out
I am a saints fan
Oh yea we marchin now
Like wear a safes band
I play the organs now
And if he talk
Most likely im what they talkin bout
My nigga t from da east roll out dat forest now
Man im just tryin 2 get my peanuts im like charlie brown
Ok da uzi make dat holy sound
Take 2 of thise and walk around
Come straight from that homeless town its -- belong to carter now
Bitch

There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents<