Recently I've found something really interesting from my friend's blog.His name is non other than JIAN.JIAN was using his tremendous criticizing skills again this time and show us who and what are these Disney Princess really are.I would have to thank him for creating such marvelous post which makes me laugh the whole day non stop like mad. ( I certainly have no idea why this talented young boy doesn't take any courses that are related to his true talent,I would have to say that he will succeed in no time if he have choose them ).
Therefore,may I presented to you Ladies and Gentlemen.The One and only " TOP TEN REASONS TO HATE DISNEY BITCHES by Mr.JIAN !
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Fairy tales are often told to children as bedtime stories when a princess marries a prince and they lived in the ending of so called "Happily Ever After". Even worse, in late 20th century, Disney Pictures agreed to adapt these fairy tale stories into animated films in order to attract audiences' attentions. But most part of the films are actually misleading kids about the true colors of the society and romance.
I couldn't believe myself to fall for that shit when I was younger in my early childhood just because of the fancy yet colorful illustrations in the films themselves. I personally do not mean any offense posting this because I have my own top 10 reasonable reasons to hate them all. Take a look at the list below how they teach kids about the society as well as romance from my own perspective point of view:
10) Male main characters are often depicted as cowards who are irrational and irresponsible - prove me wrong. The prince in the story Cinderella needs his father to set up a ball for him to for matchmaking, another from The Little Mermaid ditches Ariel, the mermaid princess simply because she's mute, General from Mulan gets defeated like a pussy in war and the next prince from Sleeping Beauty comes for the rescue simply because the person who is sleeping is a beauty. These clearly shows some degree of dangerous Feminist propaganda of putting the males into a state of defamation.
9) Stereotyping people negatively - Villains are often portrayed as ugly, violent mad people who commit crimes and other disastrous events. Stepsisters in Cinderella show negative sexual humor with bouncy asses when they walk to symbolize arrogance. Snow White lives with SEVEN MEN despite being a respectable woman yet still counted as "PURE". To be realistic, any woman who lives with a significant number of male strangers will be criticized as a WHORE automatically. Main characters in the tales are portrayed with beautiful faces to prove innocence and elegance. But in reality, they're quite a number of criminals caught who are born with pretty faces which you can see in the Media. Pretty faces = innocence? I don't think so.
8) Encouraging revenge due to jealousy - This is blatantly depicted in Snow White & Seven Dwarfs when the Queen orders a hunter to murder Snow White simply because the Mirror says that Snow White is prettier. In reality, how many criminal records or news have you heard that a murder is committed because the victim is prettier?
7) Discriminating people with physical challenges - It is clearly stated worldwide that everyone should respect each other no matter what. What about fairy tales? The prince in The Little Mermaid ditches the princess because she's mute and Snow White receives a shock to see dwarfs in the house because they're small despite being adults...
6) Teaching racism - So far, princesses are depicted with flawless, smooth looking and white complexion. This clearly claims that the people with fairer skin are depicted as people of upper class in the tales especially Pocahontas. Because of this, even internal racism is caused among black children in Africa when they choose white doll instead of black. Interviewed by reporters, the children replied with their low self-esteem excuse, "Because white dolls (people) are prettier."
Get More at PIMPOO.comMySpace GraphicsFriendster GraphicsHi5 Graphics5) Misleading the term "ideal men" - Straight men are more pressured in this era when it comes to courting a girl - prove me wrong once more. In order to be a realistic relationship candidate for a girl they wish to date, they should pass a test of having all 7C's. Does it mean 7C's in terms of business writing ethics? NO! I meant Cash, Car, Condominium (as investment), Career, Credit Cards, Cottage (or even worse - Castle), and Cooking skills. And in fact, all these characteristics of being rich alone DO apply to all princes/male protagonists in all fairy tales. Even Aladdin fakes himself to be wealthy claiming himself as a prince in order to court Princess Jasmine. Does it mean to teach boys to act filthy rich when they're not in order to court girls they like?
4) Nicknaming daughters as "Princess" after the characters in tales - I don't understand why parents do this to their own daughters without thinking logically. To be honest, princesses in ALL tales are depicted as pretty but dumb and clumsy women who cause a whole lot of troubles. Princess Aurora in Sleeping Beauty literally does NOTHING but then falls asleep after being clumsy to put her hand getting pricked by the needle. Snow White runs like a mad person escaping from a nut house in forest trying to escape from being murdered by the Queen but in the end she eats a poisoned apple because she's simply dumb enough to be tricked by the Queen in disguise. Ariel from The Little Mermaid uses a fork to comb her hair at a dinner in front of well respected people. Does it mean that parents actually wish their daughters to behave like these so called "Princesses"?
3) Misleading romantic relationships - If you're observant enough, you'll find out that some main characters (male and female) have only met each other not more than twice especially Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella. Snow White and Princess Aurora agree to marry the princes simply because they "revive" their "Princess" lives. Another prince marries Cinderella simply because her feet fits the glass slipper (foot fetish?). To be logical, who on earth wants to marry someone who you have only met twice skipping the dating process?
2) So called "Happy Endings" - In the end of these tales, the only message they bring to kids in order to let them sleep is actually "... And They Lived Happily Ever After" although this phrase only appears as the ending of the animated film Snow White and Seven Dwarfs and Cinderella. But sometimes, smart curious kids would ask "Why some people divorce after marriage (since the ending of these tales are so "perfect")?" In reality, it is agreed that not all marriages last to bring the ending of the so called phrase - "... And They Lived Happily Ever After". So how would you answer these kids when they already know the fact that more and more couples are divorcing?
1) Lacking of moral teachings - So we do know that all good stories to tell your kids should have a moral teaching to them so that they can learn lessons from there. But all these dumb fairy tales which portrays everything about the romance and the society wrongly has simply ruined everything from teaching the kids properly. Therefore, I simply don't see any teaching from any of these Disney Bitches' stories. "A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"? Well, ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS! I bet you wish to meet a ghost from your nightmare, bitch!
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