huh....hey...i'm ian and yada yada yada....weeeeeeee....i'm a christian,can't ever change that!haw haw!i'm constantly eating,and can never ever stop myself.i don't seem to be gaining weight though..dumb high metabolism ....and my chinese,oh no,i don't even want to talk about it!....also,i'm an escapee of IMH(Instituition of Mental Health)me and my cell mates escaped prison break style...except that it was like prison break gone ssssssooooooo super"totally- not- the- way- you- would- have- expected- it- to- be- so- you- start- puking- and- laughing- at- the- same- time- (thats not.possible),and- start- running- around-i n- squares- instead- of- circles"wrong.i'm super crazy,but usually with the people i'm more familiar with!i'm acctually quite a bad influence...sit next to me for a week or less,and you'll be a member of the "IMH alumni" -the people who escaped.don't belive me,go ask someone i know well!hahahahahahaharrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!thats it....bye....oh,and i'm anti-emo!weeeee!!! i think i wrote too much..
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(ah lians really suck...they're a disgrace to the world as well as themselves.i take full responsibility for my degrading of ah lians,and shall always take extreme pleasure,and,without hesitation,in doing it)peace out.then in again,then out again .
highschool
tao nan primary school...i loved tao nan..now i'm happily living my innocent school life in the distinguished school-St Joseph's Institution International..
employer
myself..
position
the highest one
clubs
jssl- arsenal, singapore's best and premier soccer school...theres arsenal academies everywhere in the world err...
talents
soccer, xbox, percussion, eating very fast,drumming ,definitely soccer,yada yada yada...
music
my playlist...err,classical, jazz, classic rock..christian..there are more,i just can't be bothered to mention them..
artists
quite a few, i'm too lazy to mention though
movies
i like too many...but,my all-time favourites are PG-65 ones!
tv shows
don't even get me started...
Movie
i like too many...but,my all-time favourites are PG-65 ones!
Occupation
student,current president of the "IMH Alumni",1st degree jackass(the type that ask you if you want tomato or chilli sauce when the only thing you ordered was a dumb coke...
Email
ask me for it...
Looking for...
food to eat...more band practices,and more "engrish" to make fun of
Languages
english,duh,but my knowledge in chinese is as lost as a decapitated amoeba running around in tarzan's nut sack, looking for a pirate ship for lunch...
Hidden talent
can't find it(it's hidden you know)
Destination
usually,the toilet.nature calls me very often.sometimes nature emails me too..and,sometimes i answer nature's calls at very wrong times.
Relationship status
har har har,yeah right...
Sports
soccer,badminton,swimming,running,blah blah blah..
Books
non-fiction books...yeah..because fiction books are a waste of time and effort,and clog your brain up with worthless thoughts of the fake world..really useless..
