Poor little poofter, alone in his cell
Spare a thought for the woofter, his life now a hell
This beautiful bum boy is now doing time
Is burgling turds such a terrible crime?

So you guardians up there, who are you to judge?
Who cares if he's up all night packing fudge?
Open your hearts, open your eyes,
Stand proud and tall, Daffyd, sing to the skies!

I'm gay, get over it!
I'm gay, get used to it!
Yes wake up you old codgers, for I like to hold men's todgers
I also love men's bottoms and I'm not afraid to say that
I'm a gay, a proper gay!

I'm gay, so live with it!
I'm gay, so deal with it!
I'm a member of a flock who prefers a bit of cock
Yes whenever I feel glum, I think of Nigel Havers' bum
Because I'm gay, a full-time gay!

Yes I'll say it loud
I'll sing from the roof
I'm Llandewi Breffi's number one poof!

I'm gay, a real-life gay!
I'm gay, did I mention I was gay?
Although I'm short and stocky, I'm a first-class sausage jockey
I've only got a maggot, but I'm proud to be a faggot
Yes I'm gay, a big fat gay!

(He's gay)
A homosexual gay!
(He's gay)
A friend of Dora-thay.
Is it really all that heinous to gobble on a penis?
Though I haven't tried it yet, but I'm planning to one day
Because I'm gay!
A full-time gay!
A big fat gay!
The only gay!
I'm gay!

I don't know who you think I am
I don't know who you think I am
I don't know who you think I am
I don't know who you think I am

He been gone since three thirty
Been coming home lately at three thirty
I'm super cool
I've been a fool
But now I'm hot
And baby you gon' get it
Now I ain't trippin (uh)
I ain't twisted (uh)
I ain't demented (ha)
Well just a li'l bit (ha)
I'm kicking asses
I'm taking names
I'm on flame
Don't come home babe

I'm breaking dishes (up in here)
All Night (uh-huh)
I ain't gon' stop until I see police lights (uh-huh)
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an

I'm still waitin
Come through the door
I'm killin time
You know bleaching your clothes
I'm roasting marshmallows on the fire
And what I'm burnin is your attire

I'm getting restless
I'm getting tested
I can't believe he is always out every night
And never checks in
Is he cheating
Man I don't know
I'm looking 'round for something else to throw

I'm breaking dishes (up in here)
All Night (uh-huh)
I ain't gon' stop until I see police lights (uh-huh)
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an
Oh

I don't know who you think I am (I am, I am...)
But I really don't give a damn right now
If you don't come I'm a gonna huff and puff and
Blow this, blow this (oh)
Blow this, blow this
I'm a blow this, blow this (oh)
Blow this, blow this
I'm a blow this, blow this (oh)
Blow this house, house down
Dishes breaking, dishes breaking

I'm breaking dishes (up in here)
All Night (uh-huh)
I ain't gon' stop until I see police lights (uh-huh)
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an
A man, a man, a ma-a-a-a-an

Breaking, breaking, breaking breaking...
Dishes Dishes Dishes...

I've been looking for a driver who is qualified
So if you think that you´re the one, step into my ride
I´m a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
Got a sunroof top and a gangster lead

So if you feel it let me know, know, know
Come on now what you´re waiting for, for, for
My engine's ready to explode, 'splode, 'splode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night
'Cause it´s zero to sixty in 3.5
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive

I got class like a '57 Cadillac
Got over drive with a whole lot of boom in the back
You look like you can handle what´s under my hood
You keeping saying that you will, boy I wish you would

So if you feel it let me know, know, know
Come on and what you´re waiting for, for, for
My engine's ready to explode, splode, splode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night
'Cause it´s zero to sixty in 3.5
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive

You play that game, got what I got
Get it get it, don't stop, it's a sure shot
Ain't a Ferrari, huh boy, I'm sorry
I ain't even worried, so step inside
And ride, ride, ride, drive, drive, drive ....

So if you feel it let me know, know, know
Come on and what you´re waiting for, for, for
My engine's ready to 'splode, 'splode, 'splode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night
'Cause it´s zero to sixty in 3.5
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive

[Jay-Z]
Yea Rihanna
Good girl gone bad
Take three... Action

No clouds in my storms
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we Rockafellers
We fly higher than weather
And G5’s are better, You know me,
in anticipation for precipitation. Stacked chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man, is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[Rihanna]
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby 'cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for infinity
When the war has took its part
When the world has dealt its cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's okay, don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

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