Just got back from seeing the new Superman movie. Here's my one word review:
BORING.

Let's take a journey back to 5th grade. I attended a pretty small elementary school called Carden and my class had a total of fifteen kids in it. One of the neat (or embarassing, depending on how you look at it) things about Carden was that every year, each grade's class put on a play for all the other grades. In 5th grade, the play we had to put on was "Robin Hood" (a very watered-down version, of course). And in possibly the funniest casting choice ever made, I was chosen to play the Prince of Thieves himself. Here's what the entire cast looked like:

As you can see, all fifteen students in my class had a part. And all I really remember is my teacher constantly telling me during rehearsals to "look deeply into Maid Marian's eyes and not at her shoes" whenever I was talking to her. I guess I was too nervous to deliver such passionate lines as, "But I must save the villagers!"

Yup, feel the chemistry.