i ride cold water, rocky snow, and hot asphalt on planks of wood, fiberglass, and other things you shouldn't eat. love me or hate me, i put the scrape marks on your office complex...i run you over when you're flailing around like a moron in the shallow beachbreak...i knock you off your skis when you stop in the middle of a tree run. i like rock and hiphop and yes, i'm a people kinda person. SFC!

best inventions ever

the hoodie sweatshirt, the remote control, the skateboard, the electric guitar, the kidney pool, the turntable, chopsticks, surfboards, the g, the video camera, flipflops, bbq grill, school