Im getting funky with Jonny.

i want to touch your mouth.

it smells....like....good.

but your music SMELLS.


Woops. i just pooped myself.

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something
bad
will
happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from
school
when
her boyfriend drove by and honked at her
to
get
in. She got in his car and he drove her to
the
lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to
tell
her
something very important. Sarah could
have
sworn
he was going to propose. However, he
flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and
yelled, "I am
breaking up with you, you awful ........!! I
hate
you and I think that maybe you should
just end
your .............. life! DUMB ............
........!!!" He laughed and drove off. It was
a
very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the
lake,
freezing
cold, and feeling the worst she had in her
entire
life. She got home went in a hot bath,
and slit
her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her
parents
yelled and screamed at her to get out
until
they
finally broke the door down. They saw no
body,
but
the entire bathroom was dripping with her
blood.
Her mom went insane and killed herself
three
days
later, her dad is in prison, accused of
murder.
Later
that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking
a
shower
when she came from the drain, rotting
and
bloody,
with a razor in her hand and
said "Goodbye
Jason."
She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless
..............and Sarah come to you in the
shower
from the drain, and will kill you the same
way
she
killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

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