be our guest. heheh

The movie was wonderful. The play was wonderful. This song is wonderful!

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the dining room proudly presents - your
dinner!

Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
hy, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing
They can dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest

Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes
I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
[Mugs:] And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
[All:] Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
[Lumiere:] If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
[All:] Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest

[Lumiere:] Life is so unnerving
For a servat who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

[Mrs Potts:] It's a guest
It's a guest
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert
She'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft shoeing
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm
Piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do
Is it one lump or two
For you, our guest?
[Chorus:] She's our guest
[Mrs Potts:] She's our guest
[Chorus:] She's our guest

Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
It's ten years since we had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you
We'll keep going

Course by course
One by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest

i love this song

say the name of the boy/girl you like 2 tymes
2.say your bestfriends name 5 tymes
3.post it to 4 other music
4.press f8
5.your lovers nme will appear. i promise its true..

man l rember dis

i need to watch this movie again!!!!

say the name of the boy/girl you like 2 tymes
2.say your bestfriends name 5 tymes
3.post it to 4 other music
4.press f8
5.your lovers nme will appear. i promise its true..

Ah the Late Great Jerry Orbach

why girls shouldnt cheat on boys

why girls shouldn't cheat on boys
there was once a guy named jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
ashley.

ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most
popular
guys were
tom, jack, and marcus. ashley
thought of
jack as
okay,
but
she really
liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also.
well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

marcus and jack were worst enemies.
marcus tried to
steal
ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. one day,
marcus asked
ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

jack approached the movies that night
and
followed ashley
and
marcus.
jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
marcus
told ashley "do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" she
replied "hell yeah."

jack had peeked through marcus'
window.
ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
jack watched the whole
thing.

the next day at school jack wasn't
there. for
the next
few
days jack
wasn't there. a week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
ashley so
much.
next
to
jack's dead
body was a note.

a note that read: my dearest ashley, i
watched you
at the
movie
and at
marcus' house and i will continue to
watch you.
i never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. i really
loved you
ashley. i
died
for you just
like jesus died for us.

always with you, jack

please foward this or jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
marcus.

thank you.

please scroll down.
['in loving memory of']
**jack halagey**
what jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

one girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['of course u don't have to send this
but i
think
jack
halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

if you don't believe this..search jack