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It's a blog. 8D

From Collete to Lloyd: " I'd tap that 8D "

Haruhi Suzumiya.

Haruhi is an anime addict. XD
She follows me everywhere in schoool.
She likes to dress-up alot, that sometimes her clothes doesn't match >:DD
But all in all, she's a fun person to be with.
She's my bestest friend in the whole wide world :DD


Chii .

Chii is a hyper little dudette >:DD
She likes manga alot,
and she likes this Vietnamese dude named Thaooo XD (Don't kill me Jessica!)
She's like a big sister to our group. I wuv her :3


Lita Orbit

Lita is a quiet little giirl who likes a dude named "X" >:DD
She's really fond of her love life, and loves FBR and love songs.
Although she's quiet, she's very hyper around her friendsss ^^

This is a fanfiction (sorta) made by me, Suzu, Edge, and Elena. We had fun during this. XD

NOTE: This is nothing serious. I repeat, NOTHING SERIOUS. Take this seriously and we'll unleash Nell's toothpick.



[EDITED TO FIT THE STORY]

Elena: ahaha! IRIS KISS EDGE!!
Iris: NOOOO D: XDDD
Elena: *pushes Iris*Go kiss him....haha!*runs away*
Suzu: ahaha forget it Elena, by the time we leave they're gonna do it lmfao XD
Elena: ooohhh....u are naughty...haha
Iris: Eww no hahahaha
Elena : *stays put*
Suzu: Come on Elena, we'll leave them alone *pushes you out*
Suzu: *whispers in Elena's ear* I have this secret passage way were we can spy on them >:DD
Iris: NOOO DON'T LEAAAVEEE MEEEEEE! D:
Elena: ahaha*follows Suzu*He better not see us
Suzu: *peaks* OMG HE'S GONNA GO FOR IT!
Iris: DAAAAMMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edge (Suzu): Iris...I....
Iris: *black screen* MUWAHHAHAHA >:DD
Suzu: HEYYY! LMFAO THAT'S NOT RIGHT! AHAHAH *fades back to edge and iris*
Edge (Suzu): I WANT YOU IRIS!
Suzu: *le gasp* he did it! lmfao
Elena: ooooohhhhh......... lmao haha he's gonna do it haha! what's gonna happen next?
Iris: NOOO THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER!
Suzu: IT'S FAIR FOOL >:DDD
Edge (Suzu): Edge: *gets closer to Iris* Iris....is it alright...if I...?
Suzu: LMFAO! RATED RRR! ahahahahah
Elena: NOOOOOO!!!*Covers mouth* oooppppsies
Edge (Elena): *looks around*
Edge (Suzu): What? who's there?? ehh forget it *turns to face Iris* but...I'm not a perv....
Suzu: Me: ELENA! OMG YOU ALMOST BLEW OUR COVER!
Edge (Elena): *pounces on Iris*
Iris: NOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF ME YOU PERV! SHIET WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIMMMMMM
Elena and Suzu (Elena): o_o.........ooooohhhh
Iris: SHIET GET OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D:
Edge (Suzu): But I don't want to XDD
Elena: LMAO IMAGINE IF HIS MOM SAW THIS LOL
Suzu: LMFAO!
Iris: I'M GONNA TELL MOM D: (bwahahaha)
Edge (the real thing): HONEYYYYYY I'M HOMEEEEE! AHAHA I SENT YOUR MOM AWAY >:DDDD
Suzu: omfg, the real edge is here XDDD
Elena: OMFG!!!! THE REAL EDGE IS HERE. HAHA XD
Suzu: OMG SINCE THE REAL EDGE IS HERE i WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW >:DDDD
Elena: OMG SUZU U ALMOST BLEW OUR COVER HAHA!!!
Suzu: omg yeah my bad XDDD sorry Elena! it's just getting to good! lmfao
Iris: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Iris: I'LL CALL BACK YOUR MOM EDGEEEE
Edge: I LOST MY PARENTS REMEMBER!?
Edge: SO WHERE WAS I IN HERE... OH YEAH *clears throat*
Edge: IRIS...WHY? I THOUGHT WE HAD A SPECIAL BOND...
Iris: YOU'RE GIVING ME GOOSEBUMPS DAMNIT D: XD I'M GONNA CALL NELL THEN
Elena: I am so shocked with edge lmao
Suzu: LMFAO! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING DUE TO HIS STUPIDITY!
Elena: Suzu keeeeppppp qqqquuuuiiiieeetttt!!!
Edge: I TIED UP NELL SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST BUWAHAHA
Iris: AHH SHIET WHAT NOOOOW D: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WITH ME?
Elena and Suzu (Elena): ......uh oh......here it comes.....
Edge: LIKE WHAT THE PICTURE SAYS? LMFAO COME ON NO ONE'S HERE?
Iris: WHAT THE HELL DOES THE PICTURE SAY?!
Elena: Ooooohhhh we like action
Edge: WE'RE ALONEE DUHH! IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE SHY LMFAO
Iris: EWWWW LEAVE ME ALONE PERV D:
Iris: I KNOW YOU WERE PEAKING AT ANNA'S DESK YESTERDAY XD
Edge: AHAHA JEALOUS? >:DDD
Iris: EWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:
Edge: YEAAHHH RIGHT, I BET YOU ARE! MUWAHAH
Iris: Oh wait, Elena logged off D:
Elena: *logs off XD*
Suzu: *logs off, but actually disconnects*
Iris: Suzu logged off too...
Iris: SHIET ARE WE REALLY ALONE?! >___>
Edge: WHY IRIS? YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE WITH ME?
Suzu: noo i'm bacckkk! lmfao or wait I'm suppose to be in hiding XDD
Edge: AH HAH! CAUGHT YOU! NOW LEAVE US ALONE!
Iris: HAHAHAH WE'RE NOT ALONE ANYMORE >:DD
Edge: *KICKS SUZU OUT AND LOCKS THE DOOR* BUWAHHA NOW WE ARE >:DDD
Suzu: owww damn that edge, now I gotta go to my other secret passage way >:DD
Edge: SO LETS GO BACK TO OUR CONVO... IRIS WHY?
Iris: I DUNNO EDGE. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE DANGEROUS D:
Suzu: ohhh dramatic moment >:DD
Edge: BUT I'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU, DON'T YOU APPRECIATE THAT?
Iris: OF COURSE I APPRECIATE THAT! IT'S JUST THAT YOU'VE CHANGEDDDD D:
Edge: I'VE CHANGED?
Edge: BUT I'VE BEEN HIDING THIS UNDESCRIBABLE FEELING FOR SO LONG!
Suzu: *watching* yesss! lmfao >:DD
Iris: B-BUT... I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU WERE EMO-ISH? lmfao hahahahahha >:DD
Edge: BUT I AM EMO! LMFAO
Edge: HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY SCARS! AHAHA
Iris: WHAT SCARS?
Iris: SCARS FROM BEING SCRATCHED BY THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT?!
Edge: WHAT NOOO!
Edge: I USED MY GIANT SWORD! WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING MEEEE!
Edge: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME TOO! LMFAO
Iris: I HATE THIS CONVO >___>
Suzu: OMG! EMOOOOO! LMFAO
Suzu: *throws laughing gas in the room*


Iris: OMFG LAUGHING GAS *breathes gas*
Iris: ....AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Edge: OMG LAUGHING WTF
Edge: AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAAHHHAAHAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suzu: OMFG IT ACTUALLY WORKED! YOSHHH! >:DDD
Iris: SHIET SUZU....
Iris: HAHAHAHAH TURN IT OFF....
Iris: HAHAHAH I'M DYING....
Iris: IT HURTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Suzu: DUDE I GOT AN EXTRA GAS MASK IF YOU LIKE? LMFAO
Suzu: MAKE EDGE SUFFERRR! BUWAHAHAHHA!
Iris: HAHAHAHAH YESSS *grabs gas mask*
Iris: Whew.. That's better! Now let's watch Edge >:DD

Edge: AHHHH WTF! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GIVE ME A AHAHAAHHAAHH GAS MASK TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS AHAHAHAHAAH NOT FAIR AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Suzu: BUWAHAHAHAHA!
Iris: HAHAHAHHAAHAAH >:DDD BYEEE EEDDDGEEE XDDD

Edge: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
I AHAHAHAH CAN'T AHAHAHAH BELIEVE YOU AHAHAHHA GUYS! AAHAHAHHA
ESPECIALLY YOU AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IRIS! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH
BUT I AHAHAHHAHAH STILL AHAHAHAHAHA LOVE YOU!

Edge: ...... *DIES FROM LAUGHTER*
Suzu: Edge....died? OMFG! IRIS YOU KILLED HIM!
Iris: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA....
Iris: ... OMFG WAIT IS HE REALLY DEAD? O_____o
Iris: Ohhh nooooo!
Iris: Eddddgeeeeeee! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Iris: WHAT HAVE I DOONE?!
Suzu: YESSS! OMFG!
Suzu: what if the police comes!
Suzu: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL DAMMIT!
Iris: OH SHIET LOCK THE DOOORS! *locks doors*
Iris: Nooooo... Edddgeeee...
Iris: WHYYYYYYYY?!! DDD: *hugs Edge*
Suzu: QUICK! WE HAVE TO BURY HIM SOMEWHERE!
Iris: NOOOO I DON'T WANT TOOO!
Iris: There might be a way to revivee hiiimmmm D:
Suzu: LIKE WHAT!?
Iris: *thinks* OOOH THE ANCIENT BOOK THINGY!
Iris: I CAN GET A WISH RIIIGHHHT?!
Suzu: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SUREE!?
Suzu: WHAT IF...WHAT IF IT BACKFRIES!

*BANGING ON THE DOOR*

Suzu: OMFG WHO'S THAT!?
Nell: IT'S ME! NOW OPEN THE DOOR!
Nell: I WANNA KILL EDGE FOR TIEING ME UP THE TREE!
Iris: ...Oh crap...
Nell: IRIS! Are you there with that freak?
Iris: Y-Yes Nell! I'm okay!
Nell: Did he rape you already?
Iris: STFU
Nell: Haha, anyway. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!
Iris: Suzu, keep Nell busy while I go to the book!
Suzu: ALRIGHT!
Nell: *still banging on the door* let me in!
Suzu: So Nell, how were you caught by Edge?
Nell: EHHH!? DOESN'T MATTER! NOW OPEN THAT DAMN DOOR!
Suzu: hurry Iris! she can break down that door in any minute!
Nell: WELL!? ARE YOU OR NOT!?
Suzu: I saw this ice cream shop, do you mind getting me?
Nell: WTF!? WHY ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
Iris: Okay okay... ESCALARIO, I WANNA TALK TO YOU!

*everything turns white*

Iris: Yey... I'm here again. Damn.
Escalario: ...One who desires almighty power...
Iris: Yeah, yeah whatever. I have a wish for you!
Escalario: ...What is your wish, the one who is in the lineage...?
Iris: I WISH...
Escalario: ?
Iris: ...I WISH...
Escalario: ....?
Iris: ...I WISH....
Escalario: ...OMFG HURRY UP DAMNIT
Iris: ....I WISH EDGE WAS ALIVE AGAIINNN!

*whoosh*

Edge: Eh? I'm...alive? I thought I died?
Suzu: Edge...you're....you're aliive! *tears start forming*
Suzu: omg...it's such a happy moment XD
Iris: Edge...? Edge?! EDGE IS THAT YOU?!
Iris: OMFG YOU'RE ALLLIIIVEEE! *tears up*
Iris: AHHH YOU'RE ALIIVEE! *glomps Edge*
Edge: Huh? who....who are you? *stares at Iris*
Suzu: omg...no....
Iris: WTF?! You... don't... remember me?
Edge: No i don't? Who are you?
Suzu: DUDE KISS HIM! HE'LL PROBABLY REMEMBER AFTER!
Iris: W-What?! *blushes*
Iris: Damn noooo! D:
Suzu: DO YOU WANT HIM TO FORGET YOU!?
Iris: Nooooo...
Suzu: then do it....
Edge: do you mind explaining to me who the hell both of you are!?
Iris: Fineee... Damn...
Suzu: lmfao I knew this moment will come
Suzu: *gets camera and popcorn* now make it drastic! I wanna sell it!
Iris: *looks at Edge* ...DAMN I'M NOT READY! D:
Suzu: DO ITT! >:DD

Iris: ...AHHH FOR THE SAKE OF THE WOOOOOOORLDDD!
Iris: *kisses Edge*

Suzu: *records it* OMFG!
Edge: *blinks* YES! I KNEW FAKING IT WILL GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING TO ME >:DD
Iris: ....WHAT?! WTF YOU WERE FAKING IT?! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!
Iris: *slaps Edge*
Edge: Hehe, goes to show you were really worried about me *grins*
Suzu: ooohhhhhh he's good XDD
Iris: I HATE YOU EDDDGE D:
Edge: aww come on, you want a hug?
Iris: *sobs* DAMN YOU D:
Iris: I'LL UNLEASH MY POWERS UPON YOU
Iris: EDGE VANHITE, GET READY TO FACE YOUR DOOM D:
Iris: *opens door*
Nell: DAMN YOU EDDGE! TIEING ME OUT LIKE THAT IN THE WOOOOOOODS!
Nell: I'LL DEVOUR YOU! YOU FOOL! *takes out giant toothpick*
Edge: *sweat drops* GIRLS GIRLS, I DIDN'T MEAN TO YOU KNOW?
Edge: I'M A 19 YEAR OLD WHO HAS HIS WANTS? *CHUCKLES*
Edge: I'M SURE WE CAN SETTLE THIS ALL DOWN WITH JUST A CUP OF TEA
Edge: HOW ABOUT IT? OR OR I CAN BUY YOU GUYS ICE CREAM?
Suzu: Edge you are so dead by those two
Iris: THAT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE EDGE
Iris: WE HAD TEA AND ICE CREAM EARLIER D:
Iris: NELL! GET HIM!
Nell: ALRIGHTY!
Nell: *stabs Edge with a giant toothpick*
Edge: *gulps* Ahhhh *protects myself with my sword*
Edge: I didn't mean to! honest!
Nell: YEAHH RIGHT!
Iris: YOU CAN'T PROTECT YOURSELF THIS TIME EDGE!
Iris: *gets the Escalario book*
Iris: I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Iris: USING ME FOR YOUR NEEDS!
Iris: LIBRAM OF ESCALARIO, HEAR MY WISH!
Edge: BUT I WASN'T USING YOU FOR MY NEEDS!
Edge: I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU REALLY DID CARE FOR ME!
Iris: THEN PROVE IT EDGE!
Escalario: ...What is your wish, the one who is of the lineage...?
Iris: I WISH...
Edge: *sigh* How can i prove it to you?
Edge: what do you want me to do, so you'll believe me?
Iris: Do whatever you want to do.
Edge: like what? I don't want you to get mad at me!
Iris: It's a test dude XD
Iris: Show me that you really careeee
Suzu: *holds onto Nell* I don't think we should butt in right now
Nell: yeah, look how intense Iris is getting!
Edge: Ohh *sigh* I have no idea how to show you
Edge: so i guess if you want me to die then so be it
Suzu: omfg *cries in the sidelines with Nell*
Suzu: IT'S SO EMOTIONAL!
Iris: ...What?
Edge: I didn't fake the fact I died! honest
Edge: the laughing gas really killed me,
Edge: but look I'm sorry I've been acting like a jerk
Edge: I didn't mean too >__>
Edge: I just....
Edge: I LOVE YOU! *kisses you*
Suzu: *le gasp*!
Iris: ...!!!
Edge: *blushes*
Iris: Edge... I...
Edge: you.you what? *looks away*
Iris: I... love you too?
Edge: *blinks* you..you..do?
Suzu: Nell omg ahahah It's so motivating! *tears falling*
Nell: OMFG I KNOW! XDD
Iris: Yessss! Yess I dooo Edge! XDD
Edge: HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER!?
Iris: Ahhhh shut up and do the happy ending >:DD *kisses Edge*
Edge: hahaha fineee *kisses you back*


Suzu: THEEE ENDDDD FOOOLSSSS! >:DDDDDDDDD

BY: SUZU;IRIS;AND EDGE! XDDD

[ Credit goes to Thea ]

Learning Definitions:

Give a brief definition for each of the following words. You are not allowed to glance at the book. (That's called cheating, for noobs out there who doesn't get the point.) But if you're dumb enough, you may glance at the book. If you're really dumb, get out. If not, please scroll up or down until you cannot see the book. Be honest, moron.

1. Paopu Fruit - _________________________________
2. Paopu Tree - _________________________________
3. Sea-salt Ice Cream - __________________________________
4. The World that Never Was - _______________________________
5. Organization 13 - ______________________________________
6. Destiny Islands - ________________________________________
7. Heartless - ____________________________________
9. Nobody - _________________________________

Challenge:
Make a sentence using the one of the words.
10. ______________________________________________________


Linking to Art:

Draw a picture that matches the sentence you made. Describe your picture infront of the class. Be careful not to put yaoi or yuri fanservice in any location in your art work to avoid being sued. Try to make it colorful as possible.

[ Credits goes to Thea ]

We Kingdom Hearts fans have our own grammar, other than our own religion.
We would like to share you our knowledge for our KH culture:


Kingdom Hearts Dictionary:

Sea-salt Ice Cream: Ice cream dipped in dried sea salt.
Paopu Fruit: A fruit with legends.

Paopu Trees: Bent coconut trees.
Keyblades: Enlarged housekeys.
Organization 13: An organization with only 13 members formed for sewing.
Destiny Islands: A land where people see when they are on crack.
Keyblade Master: Person who owns enlarged housekeys.
Heartless: People dumb enough to not have a heart.
Nobody: Nobody.
Twilight Town: Twilight zone.
A World That Never Was: Pluto.

We also have our terms. Please read on to increase your KH vocabulary.

Kingdom Hearts Vocabulary:

"Got it Memorized?" - Do you get it?
"...Light and Darkness are Eternal" - The dark will stay dark until you turn on the light.
" Thinking of you wherever you are" - Don't go on cheating on me you loser.
" We pray for our sorrows to end" - Get lost.
" And hope that our hearts will blend" - I wish you're my siamese twin.
" Now I will step forward to realize this wish" - I'll take care of this job since you're lazy.
" Starting a new journey may not be so hard" - It's easy to get there if you drive a car.
" Or maybe it has already begun" - You're stepping on the accelerator already.
" There are many worlds" - How can I find him, the world is bigger than your brain.
" But they share the same sky" - But they share the same roof.
" One sky" - One penny.
" One destiny" - One dollar change.

We also have our own adjectives, to fit in into the langguage of Kingdom Hearts.
Here's a brief list of some adjectives mainly spoken by our fellow fans.

Lamers
Hearless
Nobody
Pickpocket
Somebody
Superior
Nymph
Melodious

etc. etc.


The Literature book will continue, so please be patient.

Thanks to RoXaS for giving me a tickle in the liver before I sleep ^_^

Sora-chan writes:
Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away....

Sora: Axel, what were you trying to do?
Axel: I wanted to see Roxas.
Axel: He... was the only one I liked.
Sora: .........
Sora: I suggest you call 1800 - GET-YOUR-OWN-MAN.
Axel: Damn you.

RoXaS writes:
WHOOOOOOOOO

uh axel??

O_O

quick hide me he's looking for me AHHHHGGGRRRRRRR

Sora-chan writes:
I'm afraid of Axel too, y'know?! XDDD
It's just that... Nevermind.

Axel: Roxaaaasss ~ I missed you!! *smiles*

QUICK RUN IT'S THE APOCALYPSE

RoXaS writes:
*attempts to run but it's too late*

Axel: ROXAS WHERE HEVE U BEEN ALL THIS TIME

*catches roxas with a hug*

Roxas:

O_O a little help over here!

Sora-chan writes:
(Hey, it's like we're role-playing or something! XD I can make a story with this!)

O_O *think think think*

Me: BRAIN BLAST!!

Me: Uhh... Oh Axel look! It's Demyx in a bikini! *points*
Axel: Oh goodie! WHERE?!

Me: *snatches Roxas* Hurry! Before that pyro nympho catches up XD

*runs but Axel found out*
Axel: Hey, NO FAIR! GIMME BACK ROXIE-KINS!!

Me: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

RoXaS writes:
(yup this is role-play..............YES!)

Me: ROXIE_KIN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs as fast as my feet can carry*

Axel: come back roxas!!!

ME : NOOOOOOOOOOO NEVER!

Axel: *STARTS RUNNING*..........................*forms a portal and appeas in front of roxas*

ME: O_O AH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i forgot he could dooooooo that

You: uh oh me too

Sora-chan writes:
(THIS IS SO FUN XDD I'm putting this story up in my blog XD)

Me: oh HELL no I forgot
Axel: *snatches Roxas* You can never steal my Roxas! *hugs tight*
Me: NOOOOOOOOO IT'S THEEE ENNNDD OFFF ROOOXAAAASSSSSSSSS *dies*

Namine: No, it ISN'T THE END YET!
Me: Oh my teh gawd, Namine!!
Axel: You?!
Namine: Yes, Axel. It's me. Now, hand me Roxas and nobody gets hurt.
Axel: Nuh-uh, hand me Sora-kins and nobody gets hurt.

Me: Sora-kins? Okay, this is getting to much.

Namine: HAND ME ROXAS OR DIEEE YOU... YOU.... *toot XD*
Me: LE GAAASP
Roxas: OMG
Axel: OMG NAMINE HOW COULD YOU... YOU... YOU... *toot lol*
Namine: GASP! *toot*
Axel: *toot*
Namine: *toot toot*

Me: *whispers* come on, we need serious help! *runs*
Demyx: Not so fast, kiddo.
Demyx: Gimme your cookies.
Me: HELL NO, my cookies.
Demyx: My cookie----
Me: *runs away*
Demyx: Aww, not again.

Me: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN BEFORE WE DIE
Me: WE WON'T LAST A SECOND HERE
Me: TO THE GUMMI SHIP