This is a fanfiction (sorta) made by me, Suzu, Edge, and Elena. We had fun during this. XD

NOTE: This is nothing serious. I repeat, NOTHING SERIOUS. Take this seriously and we'll unleash Nell's toothpick.



[EDITED TO FIT THE STORY]

Elena: ahaha! IRIS KISS EDGE!!
Iris: NOOOO D: XDDD
Elena: *pushes Iris*Go kiss him....haha!*runs away*
Suzu: ahaha forget it Elena, by the time we leave they're gonna do it lmfao XD
Elena: ooohhh....u are naughty...haha
Iris: Eww no hahahaha
Elena : *stays put*
Suzu: Come on Elena, we'll leave them alone *pushes you out*
Suzu: *whispers in Elena's ear* I have this secret passage way were we can spy on them >:DD
Iris: NOOO DON'T LEAAAVEEE MEEEEEE! D:
Elena: ahaha*follows Suzu*He better not see us
Suzu: *peaks* OMG HE'S GONNA GO FOR IT!
Iris: DAAAAMMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edge (Suzu): Iris...I....
Iris: *black screen* MUWAHHAHAHA >:DD
Suzu: HEYYY! LMFAO THAT'S NOT RIGHT! AHAHAH *fades back to edge and iris*
Edge (Suzu): I WANT YOU IRIS!
Suzu: *le gasp* he did it! lmfao
Elena: ooooohhhhh......... lmao haha he's gonna do it haha! what's gonna happen next?
Iris: NOOO THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER!
Suzu: IT'S FAIR FOOL >:DDD
Edge (Suzu): Edge: *gets closer to Iris* Iris....is it alright...if I...?
Suzu: LMFAO! RATED RRR! ahahahahah
Elena: NOOOOOO!!!*Covers mouth* oooppppsies
Edge (Elena): *looks around*
Edge (Suzu): What? who's there?? ehh forget it *turns to face Iris* but...I'm not a perv....
Suzu: Me: ELENA! OMG YOU ALMOST BLEW OUR COVER!
Edge (Elena): *pounces on Iris*
Iris: NOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF ME YOU PERV! SHIET WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIMMMMMM
Elena and Suzu (Elena): o_o.........ooooohhhh
Iris: SHIET GET OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D:
Edge (Suzu): But I don't want to XDD
Elena: LMAO IMAGINE IF HIS MOM SAW THIS LOL
Suzu: LMFAO!
Iris: I'M GONNA TELL MOM D: (bwahahaha)
Edge (the real thing): HONEYYYYYY I'M HOMEEEEE! AHAHA I SENT YOUR MOM AWAY >:DDDD
Suzu: omfg, the real edge is here XDDD
Elena: OMFG!!!! THE REAL EDGE IS HERE. HAHA XD
Suzu: OMG SINCE THE REAL EDGE IS HERE i WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW >:DDDD
Elena: OMG SUZU U ALMOST BLEW OUR COVER HAHA!!!
Suzu: omg yeah my bad XDDD sorry Elena! it's just getting to good! lmfao
Iris: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Iris: I'LL CALL BACK YOUR MOM EDGEEEE
Edge: I LOST MY PARENTS REMEMBER!?
Edge: SO WHERE WAS I IN HERE... OH YEAH *clears throat*
Edge: IRIS...WHY? I THOUGHT WE HAD A SPECIAL BOND...
Iris: YOU'RE GIVING ME GOOSEBUMPS DAMNIT D: XD I'M GONNA CALL NELL THEN
Elena: I am so shocked with edge lmao
Suzu: LMFAO! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING DUE TO HIS STUPIDITY!
Elena: Suzu keeeeppppp qqqquuuuiiiieeetttt!!!
Edge: I TIED UP NELL SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST BUWAHAHA
Iris: AHH SHIET WHAT NOOOOW D: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WITH ME?
Elena and Suzu (Elena): ......uh oh......here it comes.....
Edge: LIKE WHAT THE PICTURE SAYS? LMFAO COME ON NO ONE'S HERE?
Iris: WHAT THE HELL DOES THE PICTURE SAY?!
Elena: Ooooohhhh we like action
Edge: WE'RE ALONEE DUHH! IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE SHY LMFAO
Iris: EWWWW LEAVE ME ALONE PERV D:
Iris: I KNOW YOU WERE PEAKING AT ANNA'S DESK YESTERDAY XD
Edge: AHAHA JEALOUS? >:DDD
Iris: EWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:
Edge: YEAAHHH RIGHT, I BET YOU ARE! MUWAHAH
Iris: Oh wait, Elena logged off D:
Elena: *logs off XD*
Suzu: *logs off, but actually disconnects*
Iris: Suzu logged off too...
Iris: SHIET ARE WE REALLY ALONE?! >___>
Edge: WHY IRIS? YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE WITH ME?
Suzu: noo i'm bacckkk! lmfao or wait I'm suppose to be in hiding XDD
Edge: AH HAH! CAUGHT YOU! NOW LEAVE US ALONE!
Iris: HAHAHAH WE'RE NOT ALONE ANYMORE >:DD
Edge: *KICKS SUZU OUT AND LOCKS THE DOOR* BUWAHHA NOW WE ARE >:DDD
Suzu: owww damn that edge, now I gotta go to my other secret passage way >:DD
Edge: SO LETS GO BACK TO OUR CONVO... IRIS WHY?
Iris: I DUNNO EDGE. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE DANGEROUS D:
Suzu: ohhh dramatic moment >:DD
Edge: BUT I'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU, DON'T YOU APPRECIATE THAT?
Iris: OF COURSE I APPRECIATE THAT! IT'S JUST THAT YOU'VE CHANGEDDDD D:
Edge: I'VE CHANGED?
Edge: BUT I'VE BEEN HIDING THIS UNDESCRIBABLE FEELING FOR SO LONG!
Suzu: *watching* yesss! lmfao >:DD
Iris: B-BUT... I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU WERE EMO-ISH? lmfao hahahahahha >:DD
Edge: BUT I AM EMO! LMFAO
Edge: HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY SCARS! AHAHA
Iris: WHAT SCARS?
Iris: SCARS FROM BEING SCRATCHED BY THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT?!
Edge: WHAT NOOO!
Edge: I USED MY GIANT SWORD! WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING MEEEE!
Edge: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME TOO! LMFAO
Iris: I HATE THIS CONVO >___>
Suzu: OMG! EMOOOOO! LMFAO
Suzu: *throws laughing gas in the room*


Iris: OMFG LAUGHING GAS *breathes gas*
Iris: ....AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Edge: OMG LAUGHING WTF
Edge: AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAAHHHAAHAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suzu: OMFG IT ACTUALLY WORKED! YOSHHH! >:DDD
Iris: SHIET SUZU....
Iris: HAHAHAHAH TURN IT OFF....
Iris: HAHAHAH I'M DYING....
Iris: IT HURTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Suzu: DUDE I GOT AN EXTRA GAS MASK IF YOU LIKE? LMFAO
Suzu: MAKE EDGE SUFFERRR! BUWAHAHAHHA!
Iris: HAHAHAHAH YESSS *grabs gas mask*
Iris: Whew.. That's better! Now let's watch Edge >:DD

Edge: AHHHH WTF! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GIVE ME A AHAHAAHHAAHH GAS MASK TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS AHAHAHAHAAH NOT FAIR AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Suzu: BUWAHAHAHAHA!
Iris: HAHAHAHHAAHAAH >:DDD BYEEE EEDDDGEEE XDDD

Edge: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
I AHAHAHAH CAN'T AHAHAHAH BELIEVE YOU AHAHAHHA GUYS! AAHAHAHHA
ESPECIALLY YOU AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IRIS! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH
BUT I AHAHAHHAHAH STILL AHAHAHAHAHA LOVE YOU!

Edge: ...... *DIES FROM LAUGHTER*
Suzu: Edge....died? OMFG! IRIS YOU KILLED HIM!
Iris: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA....
Iris: ... OMFG WAIT IS HE REALLY DEAD? O_____o
Iris: Ohhh nooooo!
Iris: Eddddgeeeeeee! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Iris: WHAT HAVE I DOONE?!
Suzu: YESSS! OMFG!
Suzu: what if the police comes!
Suzu: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL DAMMIT!
Iris: OH SHIET LOCK THE DOOORS! *locks doors*
Iris: Nooooo... Edddgeeee...
Iris: WHYYYYYYYY?!! DDD: *hugs Edge*
Suzu: QUICK! WE HAVE TO BURY HIM SOMEWHERE!
Iris: NOOOO I DON'T WANT TOOO!
Iris: There might be a way to revivee hiiimmmm D:
Suzu: LIKE WHAT!?
Iris: *thinks* OOOH THE ANCIENT BOOK THINGY!
Iris: I CAN GET A WISH RIIIGHHHT?!
Suzu: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SUREE!?
Suzu: WHAT IF...WHAT IF IT BACKFRIES!

*BANGING ON THE DOOR*

Suzu: OMFG WHO'S THAT!?
Nell: IT'S ME! NOW OPEN THE DOOR!
Nell: I WANNA KILL EDGE FOR TIEING ME UP THE TREE!
Iris: ...Oh crap...
Nell: IRIS! Are you there with that freak?
Iris: Y-Yes Nell! I'm okay!
Nell: Did he rape you already?
Iris: STFU
Nell: Haha, anyway. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!
Iris: Suzu, keep Nell busy while I go to the book!
Suzu: ALRIGHT!
Nell: *still banging on the door* let me in!
Suzu: So Nell, how were you caught by Edge?
Nell: EHHH!? DOESN'T MATTER! NOW OPEN THAT DAMN DOOR!
Suzu: hurry Iris! she can break down that door in any minute!
Nell: WELL!? ARE YOU OR NOT!?
Suzu: I saw this ice cream shop, do you mind getting me?
Nell: WTF!? WHY ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
Iris: Okay okay... ESCALARIO, I WANNA TALK TO YOU!

*everything turns white*

Iris: Yey... I'm here again. Damn.
Escalario: ...One who desires almighty power...
Iris: Yeah, yeah whatever. I have a wish for you!
Escalario: ...What is your wish, the one who is in the lineage...?
Iris: I WISH...
Escalario: ?
Iris: ...I WISH...
Escalario: ....?
Iris: ...I WISH....
Escalario: ...OMFG HURRY UP DAMNIT
Iris: ....I WISH EDGE WAS ALIVE AGAIINNN!

*whoosh*

Edge: Eh? I'm...alive? I thought I died?
Suzu: Edge...you're....you're aliive! *tears start forming*
Suzu: omg...it's such a happy moment XD
Iris: Edge...? Edge?! EDGE IS THAT YOU?!
Iris: OMFG YOU'RE ALLLIIIVEEE! *tears up*
Iris: AHHH YOU'RE ALIIVEE! *glomps Edge*
Edge: Huh? who....who are you? *stares at Iris*
Suzu: omg...no....
Iris: WTF?! You... don't... remember me?
Edge: No i don't? Who are you?
Suzu: DUDE KISS HIM! HE'LL PROBABLY REMEMBER AFTER!
Iris: W-What?! *blushes*
Iris: Damn noooo! D:
Suzu: DO YOU WANT HIM TO FORGET YOU!?
Iris: Nooooo...
Suzu: then do it....
Edge: do you mind explaining to me who the hell both of you are!?
Iris: Fineee... Damn...
Suzu: lmfao I knew this moment will come
Suzu: *gets camera and popcorn* now make it drastic! I wanna sell it!
Iris: *looks at Edge* ...DAMN I'M NOT READY! D:
Suzu: DO ITT! >:DD

Iris: ...AHHH FOR THE SAKE OF THE WOOOOOOORLDDD!
Iris: *kisses Edge*

Suzu: *records it* OMFG!
Edge: *blinks* YES! I KNEW FAKING IT WILL GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING TO ME >:DD
Iris: ....WHAT?! WTF YOU WERE FAKING IT?! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!
Iris: *slaps Edge*
Edge: Hehe, goes to show you were really worried about me *grins*
Suzu: ooohhhhhh he's good XDD
Iris: I HATE YOU EDDDGE D:
Edge: aww come on, you want a hug?
Iris: *sobs* DAMN YOU D:
Iris: I'LL UNLEASH MY POWERS UPON YOU
Iris: EDGE VANHITE, GET READY TO FACE YOUR DOOM D:
Iris: *opens door*
Nell: DAMN YOU EDDGE! TIEING ME OUT LIKE THAT IN THE WOOOOOOODS!
Nell: I'LL DEVOUR YOU! YOU FOOL! *takes out giant toothpick*
Edge: *sweat drops* GIRLS GIRLS, I DIDN'T MEAN TO YOU KNOW?
Edge: I'M A 19 YEAR OLD WHO HAS HIS WANTS? *CHUCKLES*
Edge: I'M SURE WE CAN SETTLE THIS ALL DOWN WITH JUST A CUP OF TEA
Edge: HOW ABOUT IT? OR OR I CAN BUY YOU GUYS ICE CREAM?
Suzu: Edge you are so dead by those two
Iris: THAT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE EDGE
Iris: WE HAD TEA AND ICE CREAM EARLIER D:
Iris: NELL! GET HIM!
Nell: ALRIGHTY!
Nell: *stabs Edge with a giant toothpick*
Edge: *gulps* Ahhhh *protects myself with my sword*
Edge: I didn't mean to! honest!
Nell: YEAHH RIGHT!
Iris: YOU CAN'T PROTECT YOURSELF THIS TIME EDGE!
Iris: *gets the Escalario book*
Iris: I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Iris: USING ME FOR YOUR NEEDS!
Iris: LIBRAM OF ESCALARIO, HEAR MY WISH!
Edge: BUT I WASN'T USING YOU FOR MY NEEDS!
Edge: I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU REALLY DID CARE FOR ME!
Iris: THEN PROVE IT EDGE!
Escalario: ...What is your wish, the one who is of the lineage...?
Iris: I WISH...
Edge: *sigh* How can i prove it to you?
Edge: what do you want me to do, so you'll believe me?
Iris: Do whatever you want to do.
Edge: like what? I don't want you to get mad at me!
Iris: It's a test dude XD
Iris: Show me that you really careeee
Suzu: *holds onto Nell* I don't think we should butt in right now
Nell: yeah, look how intense Iris is getting!
Edge: Ohh *sigh* I have no idea how to show you
Edge: so i guess if you want me to die then so be it
Suzu: omfg *cries in the sidelines with Nell*
Suzu: IT'S SO EMOTIONAL!
Iris: ...What?
Edge: I didn't fake the fact I died! honest
Edge: the laughing gas really killed me,
Edge: but look I'm sorry I've been acting like a jerk
Edge: I didn't mean too >__>
Edge: I just....
Edge: I LOVE YOU! *kisses you*
Suzu: *le gasp*!
Iris: ...!!!
Edge: *blushes*
Iris: Edge... I...
Edge: you.you what? *looks away*
Iris: I... love you too?
Edge: *blinks* you..you..do?
Suzu: Nell omg ahahah It's so motivating! *tears falling*
Nell: OMFG I KNOW! XDD
Iris: Yessss! Yess I dooo Edge! XDD
Edge: HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER!?
Iris: Ahhhh shut up and do the happy ending >:DD *kisses Edge*
Edge: hahaha fineee *kisses you back*


Suzu: THEEE ENDDDD FOOOLSSSS! >:DDDDDDDDD

BY: SUZU;IRIS;AND EDGE! XDDD