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Aug 4th, 3:10pm
ahahaha.
this is cracking me up!
Aug 3rd, 6:37pm
tsukune's theme song
Jul 13th, 4:42am
Sweet 100th Comment!!
Jun 25th, 2:56am
My life is brilliant

What, was I too early? I'm sorry should I, do you wanna start over or
Keep going? okay

Now? Now?

My life is brilliant, Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic, You're always broke
Your home-made Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too, what a bummer being you!

Well you just can't dance, and forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you farty-pants
But you'll always have a job, well I mean
as long as you can still work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed eating chips off your chest
while you're playing Halo 2, no-one's classier than you

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser!

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty two!

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
May 21st, 1:57am
May 10th, 1:58am
May 1st, 8:06pm
OMG its song is soooooo funnnny
Apr 27th, 11:43pm
LOL weird al is hilarious!!!
Jan 25th, 8:40pm
My life is brilliant

What, was I too early? I'm sorry should I, do you wanna start over or
Keep going? okay

Now? Now?

My life is brilliant, Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic, You're always broke
Your home-made Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too, what a bummer being you!

Well you just can't dance, and forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you farty-pants
But you'll always have a job, well I mean
as long as you can still work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed eating chips off your chest
while you're playing Halo 2, no-one's classier than you

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser!

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty two!

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
Nov 15th, 1:50am
My life is brilliant

What, was I too early? I'm sorry should I, do you wanna start over or
Keep going? okay

Now? Now?

My life is brilliant, Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic, You're always broke
Your home-made Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too, what a bummer being you!

Well you just can't dance, and forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you farty-pants
But you'll always have a job, well I mean
as long as you can still work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed eating chips off your chest
while you're playing Halo 2, no-one's classier than you

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser!

You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty two!

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you

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Date Posted 2 years ago
Title: your pitiful
Description: funny
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