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blog post Simple Solutions [e.g]
Posted in Plain and Simple on Nov 06, 2007 at 6:57 AM
Current Mood: creative
The moral of these two practical problems can be applied in our day-to-day life........

Case 1
When NASA began the launch of astronauts
into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero
gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem,
it took them one decade and $12 million.

They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down,
underwater, in practically any surface
including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing
to over 300 degrees C.

And what did the Russians do...??
They used a pencil.




Case 2
One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the
case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan 's biggest
cosmetics companies.

The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soapbox
that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the
assembly line, which transported all the
packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason,
one soapbox went through the assembly line empty. Management asked
its engineers to solve the problem.

Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with
high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the
soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No
doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a whoopee amount
to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the
same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays,
etc., but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong
industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan
on, and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes
out of the line.



Moral:
Always look for simple solutions.
Devise the simplest possible solution
that solves the problems.
Always focus on solutions & not on problems.



So at the end of the day the thing that really matters is –



HOW ONE LOOKS INTO THE PROBLEM,

ONLY THOSE WHO CAN SEE THE INVISIBLE
CAN DO THE IMPOSSIBLE.



blog post Something to think about!
Posted in Plain and Simple on Nov 06, 2007 at 6:50 AM
Current Mood: thankful

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.


3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people
: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and
Remember
:

A.
Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B.
Live your life as simple as you are.
C.
Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.
D.
Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.
E.
Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on things that you really need.
F.
After all it's your life, then why give others the chance to rule your life."



blog post Liham ni Inay at Itay ver. 4.0
Posted in Liham ni Itay at Inay ver. 4.0 on Oct 17, 2007 at 1:22 PM
Current Mood: sad
Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong DOTA!








Wala na din pala tayong baboy, naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun!








Kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA. Anak, malayo ba yun sa Pilipinas? Mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo ha, di ka pa naman sanay sa abroad! May Passport ka na ba?








Isasanla palang namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo
na ung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo.




Anak, komportable kaba jan sa boarding house mo, saan ba kamo yan, sa VICTORIA COURT? Maganda ba dyan, hindi ba mainit jan?




Anak, kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? Mataas ba nakuha nyong grado dun?

Anak, sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng arian natin ay maka gradweyt kana; walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo na SECRETARIAL? Sana pag graweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan.




Ay cya nga pala anak, di ba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan, baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.




Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI, sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive ha?

Anak, hanggang dito nalang at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sa'yo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECTs mo. Mahirap bang subjects ang mga ito?






Ang nagmamahal,

Itang at Inang






P.S. > Anak, mag-aral kang mabuti ha?


blog post Smile Naman Dyan!
Posted in Korniks on Jun 13, 2007 at 10:45 AM
Current Mood: crazy
Para sa mga katulad kong mababaw ang kaligayahan...
Joke pa eto ng lolo ko sa talampakan pero pede na rin...
Wala lang, konte patawa lang... hehehehe


May 3 hunters na nahuli ng mga cannibals sa gubat. Dinala sila sa
harap ng tribal chief para siya ang pupugot ng ulo. Nagmakaawa yung mga
hunters, naawa naman yung chief.

Chief: Sige hindi namin kayo papatayin, sa isang kondisyon.
kailangan isa-isa kayong mangolekta ng 10 pirasong prutas, dalhin nyo iyon
dito at saka ko sasabihin ang sunod nyong gagawin.

Naghiwa-hiwalay ang tatlong magkakaibigan. unang dumating si Pedro,
dala-dala'y 10 oranges.

Chief: Ngayon, ipasok mo ang lahat ng mga prutas na iyan sa iyong
puwet. Kailangan ay hindi magbabago ang mukha mo, konting ngiwi o ngiti
lang ay pupugutan ka agad namin ng ulo.

Unang orange pa lang ang pinapasok ay napa-sigaw agad si Pedro.
agad siyang pinugutan ng ulo. Sunod na dumating ay si Juan, dala-dala'y
10 lansones.

Tuwang-tuwa siya ng in-explain sa kanya nung Chief kung ano ang
kailangan nyang gawin.

Juan: Sus! Sisiw lang pala, kayang-kaya! Buti na lang maliit na
prutas ang kino-lekta ko.

Naipasok ni Juan ang mga lansones sa kanyang puwit ng walang
problema. Ngunit nung nasa pang-10 prutas na siya, bigla siyang napatawa.
Pugot-ulo agad ni Chief, pagkamatay ay napunta agad si Juan sa langit kung
saan nakita niya si Pedro.Nagkausap ang dalawa.

Pedro: Sayang Juan! Pinapanood kita dito sa langit habang ginagawa
mo yung utos. Isang lansones na lang hindi mo pa tiniis buhay ka pa sana
ngayon. Ano bang nangyari sayo?

Juan: Pare, ang dali-dali ngang ipasok nung mga lansones. Kaso,
nung matatapos na ako bigla kong nakita si pareng Jose -- may dala-
dalang 10 langka!


blog post Kay Sarap Balikan ng Nakaraan
Posted in Balikan ang Nakaraan on Jun 09, 2007 at 7:55 AM
Current Mood: happy
Heto ang KAPAYAPAAN na alam natin, noong wala pang KAUNLARAN...

Si Nanay ay nasa bahay pag-uwi namin galing sa paaralan;
Walang mga bakod at gate ang magkakapit-bahay,
kung meron, gumamela lang;

10 sentimos o diyes lang ang baon: singko sa umaga, singko sa hapon;
Merong free ang mga patpat ng ice drop: buko man o munggo.

Mataas ang paggalang sa mga guro at ang tawag sa kanila ay Maestro/a:

Di binibili ang tubig, pwedeng maki-inom sa di mo kakilala.

Malaking bagay na ang pumunta sa ilog para mag-picnic,
o kaya sa tumana;

Grabe na ang kaso pag napatawag ka sa principal's office
o kaya malaking kahihiyan kapag bagsak ka sa exams;

Simple lang ang pangarap: makatapos, makapag-asawa,
mapagtapos ang mga anak...

Pwedeng iwan ang sasakyan at ibilin sa hindi mo kakilala;
wala namang lock ang mga jeep na Willy's noon.

Mayroon kaming mga laruan na gawa namin at hindi binili:
trak-trakan (gawa sa rosebowl ang katawan at darigold na
maliit ang mga gulong, "sketeng" (scooter) na bearing na
maingay ang mga gulong at de-sinkong pako para sa preno;
patining na pinitpit na tansan lang na may 2 butas sa gitna
para suotan ng sinulid (pwede pang makipag-lagutan);
sumpak, pilatok, boca-boca, borador, atbp.

Di nakikialam ang mga matanda sa mga laro ng mga bata:
kasi laro nga iyon.

Maraming usong laro at maraming kasali: laste, gagamba,
turumpo, tatsing ng lata, pera namin ay kaha ng Philip
Morris, Malboro, Champion (kahon-kahon yon!)

May dagta ang dulo ng tinting na hawak mo para makahuli tutubi,
nandadakma ka ng palakang tetot, pero ingat ka sa palakang saging
dahil sa kulugo;

Butas na ang sakong ng Spartan mong tsinelas - suot mo pa rin;
Namumugalgal ang pundiya ng kansolsilyo mo kasi nakasalampak ka sa lupa.

Sa modernong buhay at sa lahat ng kasaganaan sa high technology...
di ba minsan nangarap ka na rin... mas masaya noong araw!
Sana pwedeng maibalik...

Takot tayo ngayon sa buhay. Kasi maraming napapatay, nakikidnap,
maraming addict at masasamang loob...
Noon takot lang tayo sa ating mga magulang at mga lolo at lola. Pero
ngayon, alam na natin na mahal pala nila tayo kayat ayaw tayong
mapahamak o mapariwara... Na una silang nasasaktan pag pinapalo nila
tayo...

Balik tayo sa nakaraan kahit saglit...

Bago magkaroon ng internet, computer, at cellphone.

Noong wala pang mga drugs at malls.
Bago pa nauso ang counter strike at mga game boys.
Tayo noon... Doon ...

Tinutukoy ko ang harang taga o tumbang preso kapag
maliwanag ang buwan;

Ang pagtatakip mo ng mata pero nakasilip sa pagitan
ng mga daliri pag nanonood ka ng nakakatakot sa
"Mga Aninong Gumagalaw"

Unahan tayong sumagot sa Multiplication Table na
kabisado na tin, kasi wala namang calculator.

Pag-akyat natin sa mga puno;

pagkakabit ng kulambo, lundagan sa kama ;

Pagtikwas o pagtitimba sa poso;
pingga ang pang-igib ng lalake at may dikin naman
ang ulo ng babae;

Inaasbaran ng mga suberbiyo;

Nginig na tayo pag lumabas na ang yantok-mindoro o buntot-page.

Nai-sako ka rin ba? O kaya naglagay ka ba ng karton
sa pwet para hindi masakit ang tsinelas o sinturon?

Pamimili ng bato sa bigas;
tinda-tindahan na puro dahon naman;
bahay-bahayan na puro kahon;
naglako ka ba ng ice-candy o pandesal noong araw?

Karera sa takbuhan hanggang maubos ang hininga;
pagtawa hanggang sumakit ang tiyan;

Meron pa bang himbabao, kulitis at pongapong? O kaya
ng lukaok, susuwi at espada?

Susmaryosep ang nadidinig mo pag nagpapaligo ng bata...
Estigo santo kapag nagmamano.

Mapagod sa kakalaro, minsan mapalo;

matakot sa "berdugo" at sa "kapre";

Tuwang-tuwa kami pag tinalo ang tinale ni itay kasi may tinola!

Yung crush mo?

Pag recess: mamimili ka sa garapon ng tinapay -
alembong, taeng-kabayo o biscocho?

Pwede ring ang sukli ay kending Vicks (meron pang
libreng singsing) o kaya nougat o karamel;
Kung gusto mo naman - pakumbo o kaya kariba,
mas masaya kung inuyat;

Puriko ang mantika, at mauling na ang mukha at ubos
na ang hininga mo sa ihip kasi mahirap magpa-rikit ng apoy.

Madami pa...

Masarap ang kamatis na piniga sa kamay at lumabas
sa pagitan ng daliri para sa sawsawan;
ang palutong pag isawsaw sa sukang may siling labuyo;
ang duhat kapag inalog sa asin;
ang isa-sang isubo ang daliri kasi puno na ng kanin...

Halo-halo: yelo, asukal at gatas lang ang sahog;

Sakang ang lakad mo at nakasaya ka kasi bagong tuli ka;
o naghahanap ka ng chalk kasi tinagusan ang palda mo sa eskwelahan.

Lipstick mo ay papel de hapon;
Labaha ang gamit para sa white-side-wall na gupit;

Naglululon ka ng banig pagkagising;
matigas na amirol ang mga punda at kumot;
madumi ang manggas ng damit mo kasi doon ka nagpapahid ng sipon, di ba?
Pwede rin sa laylayan...

May mga program kapag Lunes sa paaralan;
May pakiling kang dala kung Biyernes kasi magi-isis ka ng desk.

Di ba masaya? Naalala mo pa ba?

Wala nang sasaya at gaganda pa sa panahon na yon...
Masaya noon at masaya pa rin tayo ngayon habang ina-alaala iyon...

Di ba noon...
Ang mga desisyon ay ginagawa sa awit na "sino ba sa dalawang ito?
Ito ba o ito?" Pag ayaw ang resulta di ulitin:
"sino ba sa dalawang ito? Ito ba o ito?"...
Awit muna: Penpen de Serapen, de kutsilyo, de almasen. How how the
carabao batuten...

Presidente ng klase ay ang pinakamagaling, hindi ang pinaka-mayaman;
Masaya na tayo basta sama-sama kahit hati-hati sa kokonti;
Nauubos ang oras natin sa pagku-kwentuhan, may oras tayo sa isat-isa;
Naaasar ka kapag marami kang sunog sa sungka;
kapag buro ka sa pitik-bulag o matagal ka ng taya sa holen.

Yung matatandang kapatid ang pinaka-ayaw natin pero
sila ang tinatawag natin pag napapa-trouble tayo.

Di natutulog si Inay, nagbabantay pag may trangkaso tayo;
meron tayong skyflakes at Royal sa tabi.

Kung naaalaala mo ito... nabuhay ka na sa
KAPAYAPAAN!

Pustahan tayo nakangiti ka pa rin!


blog post Pinoy Version of "The Last Supper"
Posted in Hapag ng Pag-asa on Apr 22, 2007 at 10:27 AM
Current Mood: happy


THE (HE)ART OF PAINTING HAPÁG


By GINO DORMIENDO
Contributor

THE FIRST SOLO exhibit of Joey Velasco is not intended for the callous of heart and those totally bereft of compassion. Neither are his works meant for those who regard artists as mere purveyors of beautiful images to be hung on the wall.
With his large, plywood-size oil paintings as well as relief wood sculptures documenting the lives and collective journey of a group of street children in various parts of Metro Manila, impoverished, neglected and abused, the artist has struck a sensitive chord by opting to do his unique kind of advocacy work. By interacting with these kids of the city’s slums, he sought to expose their abject existence, both in his art and through the book he wrote that documents their lives.
Titled “Hapág: Faith Beyond the Canvas,” (ArtAsia Gallery, 4th Floor, SM Megamall, Oct. 13-30), the exhibit is designed to call attention to the sad plight of our less fortunate brethren, the young and innocent children of the metropolis. The artist started work while undergoing treatment for kidney disease (a large mass in his left kidney had to be removed), and by the time he was through with the treatment, he found himself totally immersed in completing a series of paintings on the plight of the children. The stories they shared had moved him to create the paintings and write the book.
Velasco, a 39-year-old ex-seminarian from Don Bosco in Pampanga, has produced an entire tableau of hope and redemption made possible by one’s faith. Working in a style that is reminiscent of such masters as Titian, Velasquez and Caravaggio, Velasco situates the children in the context of Jesus Christ’s apostolic life. With Christ virtually present in each canvas, the artist admonishes us to do our part in building a Christian community. These scenes are heart-rending as they are awe-inspiring even to non-believers and agnostics.
The largest mural is “Hapag ng Pag-asa,” a 4 x 8 ft mural involving the 12 children and Christ also shown with them, partaking of food in the manner of the Last Supper. The image has been replicated in huge billboards and many passersby have reportedly been moved by the message it carried.
These are, of course, all real characters that Velasco has individually painted in the other works and their figures are delineated in flesh-and-blood configuration, in the style of the European masters, from their grimy visage down to their table manners. One must not fail to see the child on the floor, hungrily eating the left-over food. Particularly striking is Velasco’s unique ability to show emotion with the visage --- darting eyes and all.
Velasco admitted the use of a model for Christ, a mestizo whose features he altered by making his face gaunt and grimy. But the children, he insists, are all authentic, and they are captured in the manner of cinema verité, with little alterations save perhaps by what the brush has done in the name of verisimilitude. That he learned how to do portraits just a year and a half ago makes the artist’s feat all the more incredible, if not totally unbelievable. But he has achieved it, and can only gape in such display of skill and talent.
A number of the works, ostensibly smaller in size, have Christ in the company of an old man whom the artist met in Home for the Aged while doing his missionary work. The piece, “Atrofia: You Are My Strength” shows the subject hugging Christ, clutching his crown of thorns. Another painting, “Heal our Land,” shows Christ’s hands clasped in prayer, a Filipino flag draping his arms. The pieces that literally take our heart away are those showing the children in casual and intimate conversation with the Master, as in “My Life Is in Your Hands” with a cripple boy of 10 and his elder sister being comforted by the Master.
There are more scenes of the Hapág children that are better seen in the gallery walls of Artasia rather than vicariously experienced here. Velasco calls them the story of our people’s own redemption. The exhibit opens on October 13, 6 p.m. at Artasia, Art Walk, SM Megamall.
One may also peruse the book “They Have Jesus: The Stories of the Children of Hapag,” which will be simultaneously launched on October 13, at the Book Fair Exhibit in the Megatrade Trade Hall, 5th floor, Bldg A, SM Megamall. Velasco’s other works, together with cause-oriented artists, will soon be touring parts of the country, through Gawad Kalinga.

From: http://www.bncxe.org/showthread.php?t=18344



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