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Tonight we were all reminded how sweet life can be. It’s been a while. The two days leading up to this moment were filled with accidents and disappointments. Birmingham is a great place but unfortunately, due to lack of planning, our trip was darkened. We were to have two shows on the same night: one at the good ole amphitheater and another at a hip club in Birmingham. We had to rent a trailer to do this, which we discovered two hours before we were due at the “official” sound check. I called 411 and got the address of a place near the venue and that actually worked out pretty good. We got the trailer for a lot cheaper than we estimated, but now we picked it up much earlier than we expected which means worse gas mileage, worse handling of the van and parking the thing is a bitch. The sound check was late again because someone’s (I won’t say whose) sound check rolled over into our time. So our’s was rushed and incomplete. During the sound check, I noticed that Artie was obsessively attempting to fix the camera he was supposed to be taking pictures with, the same camera I bought for $300 + to take pictures of this tour with. Turns out it accidentally fell in the toilet for 5 seconds with the case on. It’s now broken. He is supposed to buy me a new one tomorrow. So hopefully I will be able to take pictures of tomorrow’s gig for y’all. We’ll see. After that, we all ran around doing random stuff. I was doing this blog and uploading photos for an hour or so and Scott came in while I was out and undid this long upload that was almost finished. That was another piss off. Then we played to a crowd that was barely there (besides a row of overly enthusiastic teenage girls). Jayson accidentally ended a song in the middle and we still ran out of time. Afterward, we loaded all our gear into our new trailer and went to get something to eat at catering where we picked up the fliers of a new artist. We started to poke fun at them, not knowing they were eating right behind us. I left, and Artie and Evan made nice with them. They had a coincidental New Jersey connection: Evan and the band’s singer were born in the same hospital. After the show, we were to be at the other club by 9 p.m., but we were stuck waiting for a second attempt at an upload for another hour. It sucked. Everyone was waiting to leave in the van while the timer’s little green bar snailed across the screen in tiny jumps. We finally left and took a new unknown way into downtown Birmingham in the dark, late. We got to this amazingly cute and tasteful indie club: The Bottletree Café that is artist owned-and-operated. We loved all the employees as much as the venue itself. There were original works of art on the walls, vintage lunch boxes around the bar, vintage 60s couches with a stack of indie zines on a coffee table and clever paint schemes on all the walls. It was strange to be back in a club after so many shows of the sound going out into a big manmade canyon. It just sounded so different. Everything was more in your face and raw. We made an announcement during the big show about our Birmingham performance and a few people from the club came out to hand out flyers for it. In the end, only five people came out to the show. We felt like shit about it because we had a guarantee which we needed for gas and no one was there to make it for the club. They were so sweet though. We had a blast talking to them and listening to old Bee Gees records and drinking, but we felt really guilty and disappointed in the end. Our set was pretty fun, though. We played some songs we’ve never played together and those were the thrilling ones. The bartender requested “Empty Room” after we finished and we got back up and played that for her. We didn’t get out of there until 4 a.m. and we started to drive to Florida. The way to the freeway was unknown and the directions didn’t feel right so it was a uneasy feeling. Eventually, we realized we were on track and drove into the deep South as the light crept in. The drive was neverending. There were a lot of empty construction zones and cops out. The scenery was interesting and a bit foreign at least. I think everyone was feeling the drudge of the last 24 hours. In the morning, Evan, Scott and Artie ate at a broken-metered gas station with a small diner attached. Next door was a “Western cowboy” store with dusty cheap souvenirs, nice hats, Levi and wrangler jeans only, western shirts, suits and new cowboy boots with an old white man behind the counter in front of glass cases of knives and belt buckles. The waitress was “sweet as pie” and the food seemed homemade. I ate nothing and floated between the wood-panelled, local-filled diner and the barren, humid rural parking lot. Most us spent a decent time trying to get that horrible post-beer morning breath out of our mouths with toothpaste and mouthwash. I stopped in Tallahassee for some American-chain Mexican Baja grill food and then the Guitar Center across the street for a gear fix. Scott and Evan got magazines for the van at Barnes and Noble and the we were back on the freeway. Our directions led us to a toll freeway where we got charged double for having a trailer for a grand total of $26 just to drive on the already existing road. After that, we could only stop at toll road “plazas” to eat, pee or get gas without getting charged extra. We drove until 9 p.m., then reached the hotel that Jayson’s nepotism got us. A neighbor’s uncle manages a Hilton “resort” on the ocean in West Palm Beach, FL (our next gig). He got us half off Oceanside suites. We were all feeling groggy and uptight by the time we arrived. A shower, a swim in the warm ocean, a glass of wine, room service and an old Low record will relax any sane person. After being pampered, we are all remembering just how fortunate we are. Tomorrow’s show should be good.
Posted by: Marjorie Fair