Chingo Bling, Culero!

masa!! ok!

It's "Slangin' Masa like crack"...not muscle..

damn the beat goes hard!!

"Like this and like that"
"Like this and like that"

Chorus: Carnival Beats
"It's like this and like that
The hood got my back
Yeah, I'm making paper stacks, slangin' muscle like crack"
"Yeah, I'm making paper stacks"
"Yeah, I'm making paper stacks"
"Yeah, I'm making paper stacks, slangin' muscle like crack"

Repeat Chorus

[Verse 1: Chingo Bling]
They say you never been caught
Boy, you must be lucky...
But don't go barking by my ties, you better hush, puppy
They never catch us all (Nope)
It'll never stop (Nope)
Anytime, any corner, baby, I'm a set up shop
As long as the trunk go pop
As long as the trunk open
I'm a steady be servin' them, boy, my hustler boat ain't broken
Flip it
Flip it
Flip it more than Burger King
We Houston's distribution
We be servin' thangs
The work is smuggled in my big belt buckle
The border got a fence, but we dug underground tunnels
We packed a pack two trucks on a road
So if they stop the first one, we lose half a load (Zim-zimma)
Got ostrich seats in my beamer
I'm a rep it for my people, you can put that on Salina/Selena
And right now
They got us cleaning up Katrina
Yo, Kanye, Bush don't like Mexicans either

Repeat Chorus Twice

(Verse 2)
[Chingo Bling] Stacks, rubberband' em, tamales, I Soundscan them
So next year
I could pull up in a brown phantom
They boys can't stand him cause he too, too, flashy
Went from
Ashy to classy, to downright nasty
[Male Jacker] There he go
Oh, he [{*fuckin'*}] jacked
[Chingo Bling] Boy, I wish you would
Monte Carlo grippin' wood, same color as ese blood
Slabs on driveway to make 'em say "Ay guey!"
Pass ya on the highway, from viejas, from to MySpace
Mouth wide open, tongue hangin' like a pervert
When they see the rich Skittles, chain lookin' like some sherbert
I sold the maza just to see how the paper feel
David Copperfield couldn't cop a better record deal

Repeat Chorus Twice

[Verse 3: Chingo Bling]
Lately
I been havin' rich people problems
I made another couple million, hopin' that will solve 'em
Promise
Lookin' like I jacked your favorite rap star
Willie's chain, Paul's grills, Puff's house and Slim's car
They lookin' at me like
"Where in the [{*fuck*}] they found him?"
"Whoever the [{*fuck*}] signed him
I bet that they gon' fire him"
But it's official, Big Chile/Asylum
You know the three digits {*Carnival Beats scratching*}
You better dial him

Repeat Chorus Twice

[Carnival Beats]
{*scratching*}
"Chingo Bling, culero"
"The Ghetto Vaquero"
"Por favor, believe it"
"Tamale Kingpin" --> Chingo Bling

These lyrics are too funny fresh!

why girls shouldnt cheat on boys

why girls shouldn't cheat on boys
there was once a guy named jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
ashley.

ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most
popular
guys were
tom, jack, and marcus. ashley
thought of
jack as
okay,
but
she really
liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also.
well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

marcus and jack were worst enemies.
marcus tried to
steal
ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. one day,
marcus asked
ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

jack approached the movies that night
and
followed ashley
and
marcus.
jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
marcus
told ashley "do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" she
replied "hell yeah."

jack had peeked through marcus'
window.
ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
jack watched the whole
thing.

the next day at school jack wasn't
there. for
the next
few
days jack
wasn't there. a week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
ashley so
much.
next
to
jack's dead
body was a note.

a note that read: my dearest ashley, i
watched you
at the
movie
and at
marcus' house and i will continue to
watch you.
i never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. i really
loved you
ashley. i
died
for you just
like jesus died for us.

always with you, jack

please foward this or jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
marcus.

thank you.

please scroll down.
['in loving memory of']
**jack halagey**
what jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

one girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['of course u don't have to send this
but i
think
jack
halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

if you don't believe this..search jack

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES

why girls shouldnt cheat on boys

why girls shouldn't cheat on boys
there was once a guy named jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
ashley.

ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most
popular
guys were
tom, jack, and marcus. ashley
thought of
jack as
okay,
but
she really
liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also.
well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

marcus and jack were worst enemies.
marcus tried to
steal
ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. one day,
marcus asked
ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

jack approached the movies that night
and
followed ashley
and
marcus.
jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
marcus
told ashley "do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" she
replied "hell yeah."

jack had peeked through marcus'
window.
ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
jack watched the whole
thing.

the next day at school jack wasn't
there. for
the next
few
days jack
wasn't there. a week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
ashley so
much.
next
to
jack's dead
body was a note.

a note that read: my dearest ashley, i
watched you
at the
movie
and at
marcus' house and i will continue to
watch you.
i never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. i really
loved you
ashley. i
died
for you just
like jesus died for us.

always with you, jack

please foward this or jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
marcus.

thank you.

please scroll down.
['in loving memory of']
**jack halagey**
what jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

one girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['of course u don't have to send this
but i
think
jack
halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

if you don't believe this..search jack
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SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES

luvin it!

why girls shouldnt cheat on boys

why girls shouldn't cheat on boys
there was once a guy named jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
ashley.

ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most
popular
guys were
tom, jack, and marcus. ashley
thought of
jack as
okay,
but
she really
liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also.
well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

marcus and jack were worst enemies.
marcus tried to
steal
ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. one day,
marcus asked
ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

jack approached the movies that night
and
followed ashley
and
marcus.
jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
marcus
told ashley "do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" she
replied "hell yeah."

jack had peeked through marcus'
window.
ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
jack watched the whole
thing.

the next day at school jack wasn't
there. for
the next
few
days jack
wasn't there. a week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
ashley so
much.
next
to
jack's dead
body was a note.

a note that read: my dearest ashley, i
watched you
at the
movie
and at
marcus' house and i will continue to
watch you.
i never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. i really
loved you
ashley. i
died
for you just
like jesus died for us.

always with you, jack

please foward this or jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
marcus.

thank you.

please scroll down.
['in loving memory of']
**jack halagey**
what jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

one girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['of course u don't have to send this
but i
think
jack
halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

if you don't believe this..search jack
Report as Spam
kanaya bond (permalink)12:31amWHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES