Hi folks,
I'm Patch Jones.
OK, first I’ll tell you the story behind the patch.
When I was about a year old I was diagnosed with a type of cancer in my left eye called Retinal Blastoma. When the cancer was discovered it was very close to spreading into the brain. Had it done so, I would not be writing this and there would be no songs by Patch Jones. Anyway, my left eye is artificial. For anyone who wears contacts, you realize that dry eyes can be a problem. For me, playing music in smoky bars, late at night, with a tired dry artificial eye, became somewhat painful. It was easier just to wear an eye patch. So that is why I wear the patch. I also have a pet parrot and I rob ships that stray out of international waters, so the patch works out well for that job too;{})
I have two CDs as a solo artist. One I have released and that is called "In the Kingdom of the Blind." The other is called "On Top of the World." I also have another album called "Incensative" from my former band "Lyce." Lyce is pretty much a dead project at this time. Presently, I am a solo artist. I make all my music available for full length streaming, but I sure would appreciate it if you would download me off of iTunes, or whatever digital distribution service you use. 99 cents is not much, but it can mean a lot to a musician!
The musical style spans the genres of Blues and Rock, ranging from hard and heavy, all the way down to soft and light. Since such a wide range of music influences me, I often find it difficult to stay within the confines of just one genre.
My musical career began as a bass player. I played bass for a number of Blues, and Classic Rock bands. Eventually, I moved more towards playing guitar, as I became more of a solo artist. At this time I began concentrating more on making my own recordings.
Some of my influences are Elvis, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton and Cream, Jim Morrison and the Doors, Hendrix, Zeppelin, Tenacious D, Spinal Tap, Alice Cooper, Frank Zappa, and many more. These artists drew heavily on both Rock and Blues, to achieve their unique sound. In many ways, I have also done this, and in the hope of adding my own style and signature to a compilation of Patch Jones tunes, that you will find to be something new and unique.
Thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you Enjoy the tunes!!!
Patch Jones
city
Albuquerque
state/country
NM, US
time
? - present
highschool
Cow Pie High '11
college
Harvard University '12
Cosmetology
employer
The New World Order
position
Head Honcho
description
Tyrannical ruler of a regime bent on global domination
time
? - present
clubs
I don't have any clubs. I prefer axes, guns, knives, and swords.
talents
I'm hung like a horse, I can crap out gold nuggets, I can fart "Marry Had a Little Lamb" and I can spit beer out of my nose (but it hurts to do that)
Website
Band Members
Patch Jones
Influences
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Animals
I love them all, and I especially love cats.
Musicians and Bands
If you want me to share your music, or feature it, join my group and post a playlist there.
WARNING
Some of my music has explicit lyrics. No children please!
