Never miss a chance to rest your horse.

Only cows know why they stampede.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Don't name a cow you plan to eat.

Don't sell your mule to buy a plough.

Don't corner somthing meaner than you.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a hell of a lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop diggin'.

Every trail has some puddles.

Don't sqat with yer spurs on.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a herd of sheep.

Never approch a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Cowboys are like barstools...all the good ones are taken!!

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Don't interfere with somthin' that ain't botherin' you none

Generally, you aint learnin' nothing when you mouths' a jawin'

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

question answer

what is on your bed right now? my blanket and pillows and sheets

when was the last time you threw up? like a year ago

what is your favorite word and phrase? Word=rankified Phrase= its not the dog in the fight but the fight in the dog

name three people who made you smile today. brad, olivia: thinks 4 the argument i had fun lets do it again real soon love the redneck bitch and kiki

what were you doing at 8 am this morning? eating breakfast at the cypress inn

what were you doing 30 minutes ago? arguing with olivia

what is your favorite holiday? christmas

have you been to another country? yes

what was the last thing you said aloud? bye.

what is he best icecream flavor? butter pecan

what was the last thing you drank? sweet tea

what are you wearing right now? victorias secret pajamas

what was the last thing you ate? string cheese

have you bought any new clothes this week? yes

when was the last time you ran? i run 7 miles everyday

what was the last sporting event you watch? bball game aginst cheifland

if you could go anywhere in the world where? italy

who was the last person you commented on myspace? brad

ever go camping? yes

do you have a tan? yes

have you ever lost anything in a toilet? no

what is your guilty pleasure? making sluts cry

do you send smily faces on the computer? yes

do you drink from a straw? somtimes

what did your last txt message say? on my way to cross city

are you somebodys best friend? yes brad

what are you doing tomorrow? skool hanging out with brad

where is your mom right now? asleep

look to the left wat do you see? my closet

what color is your watch? gold

what do you think of when you har aulstrila? kangaroos

ever rode a roller coaster? yep

whatis your birthstone? the light green one

do you use drive thrus or go in? both

do you have friends on myspace you hate? no

do you have a dog? i have 8

last person you talked to on the phone? cheer coach

any plans today? go to bed

are you happy? yep

where are you? on my bed

biggist annoyance in your life? skool

last song listened to? bad girlfriend by theroy of a deadman

last movie you saw? twilight

are you allergic to anything? nope

favorite pair of shoes? my boots of course

are you jealous of anyone? no

are you marryed? no

is anyone jealous of you? not that i kno of

do any of your friends have children? no

do you eat healthy? yep

what are you usually doing during the day? skool

do you hate anyone right now? no

do you use the word "hello" daily? no

how many kids do you want? none

how old will you be turning on your next bday? 17

have you ever been to 6 flags yes

how did you get one of your scars? flipped 4wheeler in the woods