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A LOVE STORY

Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Kyle, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up.
Girl: Why? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you baby.
Girl: (Thinks.) Oh my God! I hope he'll not break up with me. I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you still there?
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say.
Girl: Well, you already brought it up. So please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving.
Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me. I love you.
Boy: It's not like that. I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? Your family lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.

[Erika's father picks up the other phone, interrupts and yells furiously.]

Father: Erika! What did I told you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone!

Boy: Your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets. But anyway, I don't want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I will. I would do anything for you, but i can't. You don't know what will happen if I'll go with you. My dad will kill me.
Boy: (Sad.) It's okay. I understand.
Girl: (Thinking.) I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something because I'm leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning. So I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay. I will sneak out and meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.

[They meet at the nearby park and they both hug each other.The boy gives a letter to the girl.]

Boy: Here you go. This is for you. I got to go.
Girl: (Begins to cry. Tears rolled down from her eyes.)
Boy: Baby, don't cry. You know I love you, but I have to go.
Girl: Okay. Take care. (Begins to walk away.)

[They both go back home. Erika begins to read the letter Kyle gave to her.]

It says.....

Erika,

You probably already know that I'm leaving. I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is that I never loved you. I hated you so much. You are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you. I never wanted to talk to you and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you for the rest of my life. I will never miss kissing you like before. I never want to cuddle up how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch. Goodbye.

Kyle

[Erika begins to cry. She throw the paper into the garbage can and cried for hours.]

[Days passed by, Erika is so sad, depressed and she feels so lonely. Then one day, she gets a phone call.]

Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just can't believe this happened. I thought he loves me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Kyle left me a message a few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in the pocket of the jacket you wore the last time you saw each other or something.
Girl: Okay.

[Erika checked the jacket and finds a piece of paper in one of its pocket.]

It says.....

Baby, I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words.

Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not= Will

I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go. That's why I wanted you to run away with me.

Kyle


Girl: Oh my God! It's the letter. Kyle does love me! He must slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!
Friend: (Laughing.) Okay, I got to go. Call me later. Bye.
Girl: (Happy.) Okay, bye. I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me.

[Erika turns the T.V. on.]

Reporter: [Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died. We are still searching for survivors. This is a tragedy we will never forget. The plane was flight 1-80. It was on it's way to an all-boys boarding school".

[Erika turns off the TV. Three days later, she killed herself because of the fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to live for.]

[A day after that, the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle. He called to leave a message.]

Boy: It's Kyle. I guess your not home so I called to let you know that I'm alive. I missed my flight because I have to see you one last time. So I hope you're not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if you got scared. I promise to make it up to you. Everything will be okay. I love you so much. Call me asap. Bye!

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed.
For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. (Not really recommended, could have a dangerous chemical reaction if you're used using this mixing bowl regularly.)

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after
use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

Nice one!