heheheh kamoka mo se sorayda;' qwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

its just universal.
id love to meet eheads someday.haha.

its just universal.
id love to meet eheads someday.haha.

add my fs account
thea_91393@yahoo.com



Thanks!

the story of two girls.

U sure u want to read it?








W hen reading there's no turning back k?







U reli want to do it?








T rust me, take my advice. Don't do it.








O k, that's ur choice, read it now.






There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


T hey were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


S he started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Righ t then, an instant message came
up. It said:


Sat anStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?

XxLoVemExX: What?


XxL oVemExX: Who is this anyway?


S atanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLo VemExX: How do you know?


Sat anStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


Sata nStalker: I just do.


Satan stalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Sata nstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


He r and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLo VemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


Satan Stalker: You should be afraid.


S atanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


He r friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


T he girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


Satan Stalker: I am.


Satan Stalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


Sa tanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


some one. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


mi nutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she

turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
inthe


bat hroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


g round. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


h ead.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minut es


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
a t
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what
are


you waiting repost?

mcdo

Love ko 'to.

Ang Huling El Bimbo"

kamuka mo si paraluman
nung tayo ay bata pa
at ang galing-galing mo sumayaw
mapabugi man o cha cha
ngunit ang paborito
ay pagsayaw mo ng el bimbo
nakakaindak, nakakaaliw
nakakatindig balahibo

pagkagaling sa skwela ay didiretso na sa inyo
at buong maghapon ay tinuturuan mo ako

[Chorus:]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

nanigas ang aking katawan
pagumikot na ang plaka
patay sa kembot ng bewang mo
at ang pungay ng iyong mgamata

lumiliwanag ang buhay
habang tayo'y magkaakbay
at dahang dahan dumudulas
ang kamay ko sa makinis mong braso

sana noon pa man ay sinabi na sa iyo
kahit hindi na uso ay ito lang ang alam ko

[Chorus:]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

la la la...la la..la la la la la la...

lumipas ng maraming taon
di na tayo nagkita
balita ko'y may anak ka na
ngunit walang asawa

tagahugas ka raw ng pinggan
sa may ermita
at 'sang gabi nasagasaan
sa isang madilim na eskinita

lahat ng pangarap ko'y bigla lang natunaw
sa panaginip na lang pala kita maisasayaw

[Chorus:] [2x]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

la la la...la la...la la la la...

Ang Huling El Bimbo"

kamuka mo si paraluman
nung tayo ay bata pa
at ang galing-galing mo sumayaw
mapabugi man o cha cha
ngunit ang paborito
ay pagsayaw mo ng el bimbo
nakakaindak, nakakaaliw
nakakatindig balahibo

pagkagaling sa skwela ay didiretso na sa inyo
at buong maghapon ay tinuturuan mo ako

[Chorus:]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

nanigas ang aking katawan
pagumikot na ang plaka
patay sa kembot ng bewang mo
at ang pungay ng iyong mgamata

lumiliwanag ang buhay
habang tayo'y magkaakbay
at dahang dahan dumudulas
ang kamay ko sa makinis mong braso

sana noon pa man ay sinabi na sa iyo
kahit hindi na uso ay ito lang ang alam ko

[Chorus:]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

la la la...la la..la la la la la la...

lumipas ng maraming taon
di na tayo nagkita
balita ko'y may anak ka na
ngunit walang asawa

tagahugas ka raw ng pinggan
sa may ermita
at 'sang gabi nasagasaan
sa isang madilim na eskinita

lahat ng pangarap ko'y bigla lang natunaw
sa panaginip na lang pala kita maisasayaw

[Chorus:] [2x]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

la la la...la la...la la la la...

"Ang Huling El Bimbo"

kamuka mo si paraluman
nung tayo ay bata pa
at ang galing-galing mo sumayaw
mapabugi man o cha cha
ngunit ang paborito
ay pagsayaw mo ng el bimbo
nakakaindak, nakakaaliw
nakakatindig balahibo

pagkagaling sa skwela ay didiretso na sa inyo
at buong maghapon ay tinuturuan mo ako

[Chorus:]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

nanigas ang aking katawan
pagumikot na ang plaka
patay sa kembot ng bewang mo
at ang pungay ng iyong mgamata

lumiliwanag ang buhay
habang tayo'y magkaakbay
at dahang dahan dumudulas
ang kamay ko sa makinis mong braso

sana noon pa man ay sinabi na sa iyo
kahit hindi na uso ay ito lang ang alam ko

[Chorus:]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

la la la...la la..la la la la la la...

lumipas ng maraming taon
di na tayo nagkita
balita ko'y may anak ka na
ngunit walang asawa

tagahugas ka raw ng pinggan
sa may ermita
at 'sang gabi nasagasaan
sa isang madilim na eskinita

lahat ng pangarap ko'y bigla lang natunaw
sa panaginip na lang pala kita maisasayaw

[Chorus:] [2x]
magkahawak ang ating kamay
at walang kamalay-malay
na tinuruan mo ang puso ko
na umibig ng tunay

la la la...la la...la la la la...