GLaDOS Quotes:
"Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested."
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "I pretended I was going to murder you"? That was great!"
"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth."
A few of my favorite quotes:
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned." Shall NOT be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too."
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
"When stuck, remember our motto, 'There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly.'"
"If at first you do not succeed, you fail. And the test will be terminated."
"Now you're thinking with Portals."
Last and most favorite quote:
"Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science Computer-Aided activity. Goodbye!"
Achievement Unlocked: Heart-Breaker
"Well you found me, congratulations. Was it really worth it? Because, despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart ♥. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in 5..4...Time-out for a second, that wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise, I've never seen it before. Nevermind, it's a mystery I'll solve later.. by myself. Because you'll be dead." - GLaDOS
Aperture Science Cake Recipe
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan filling. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flower. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shapes candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatiled malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'How to kill Someone with your Bare Hands.' Two cubs rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps, And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
G.L.a.D.O.S.
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
