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Mar 29th, 4:02pm
There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
at
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am

la-la-la-la-looooooove

Either grab a writing utensil and something to write on, or just remember your anwers.

Apparently this is 99.9% TRUE and so one of them WILL be false.

Don't peek at the answers, cause it ruins it.









1)If your Straight write the first name of a person of the opposite
sex that pops into your head,

if your Gay write the name of the person of the same sex that pop's into your head,

if your Bi write the name of the first person that pop's into your head....
(it has to be the first)





2) Which is your favorite color out of
red, black, blue, green, yellow?






3) Your first initial?








4) Your month of birth?








5) Which color do you like more, black or white?









6) Name of a person of the same sex as yours.









7) Your favorite number?







8) Do you like California or Florida more?








9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?









10) Write down a wish. (A realistic one).










ARE Y0U D0NE?
iF S0 SCR0LL D0WN.
(D0N'T CHEAT... fool...)
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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of
love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid
back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses
and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow- you are a very happy person and give
good advice to those who are down.


3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in
your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum
and your love life is
soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love
life looks very good.


4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and
you will discover that you fall in love with
someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love
relationship that will not last long but the
memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will
experience a major life changing experience for
the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great,
but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on a different
direction, it will seem hard at the time but
will be the best thing for you, and you will
be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely
confides in you and would do anything for you,
but you may not realize it.


6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in
your lifetime.

8. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to your
love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please
people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN
in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

feel perfection JEFFREE STAR check
http://www.imeem.com/kaibatohno/music/JfIAGrAA/jeffree_star_starstruck_feat_danger_radio/

If I was walking through a sad art gallery
And you were driving through the night
I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease
Beneath the brilliant showroom light

perfect

If I could look across the country
From California to New Jersey
Then I would count the parks and lake resorts
And number all the jets and airports
All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me
Cuz I look through the camera eyepiece and cannot see

If I could open up my window
And see from Tampa Bay to Juneau
Then I would survey all those open miles
And line them up in single file
Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime
And all those oceanic vistas are so divine

If I was standing on the balcony
And you were walking down below
I'd feel rather depressed and out of place
And lonely just to watch you go
If you were swinging from the highway overpass
Within the western hemisphere
I'd feel rather afraid and insincere
If you began to disappear

If I was walking through a sad art gallery
And you were driving through the night
I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease
Beneath the brilliant showroom light
If I was flying on a plane above your town
And you were gazing at the sky
Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured
If you began to wave goodbye

If I could look across the country
From California to New Jersey
Then I would count the parks and lake resorts
And number all the jets and airports
All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me
Cuz I look through the camera eyepiece and cannot see

If I could open up my window
And see from Tampa Bay to Juneau
Then I would survey all those open miles
And line them up in single file
Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime
And all those oceanic vistas are so divine

If I was standing on the balcony
And you were walking down below
I'd feel rather depressed and out of place
And lonely just to watch you go
If you were swinging from the highway overpass
Within the western hemisphere
I'd feel rather afraid and insincere
If you began to disappear

If I was walking through a sad art gallery
And you were driving through the night
I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease
Beneath the brilliant showroom light
If I was flying on a plane above your town
And you were gazing at the sky
Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured
If you began to wave goodbye

If I could look across the country
From California to New Jersey
Then I would count the parks and lake resorts
And number all the jets and airports
All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me
Cuz I look through the camera eyepiece and cannot see

If I could open up my window
And see from Tampa Bay to Juneau
Then I would survey all those open miles
And line them up in single file
Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime
And all those oceanic vistas are so divine

If I was standing on the balcony
And you were walking down below
I'd feel rather depressed and out of place
And lonely just to watch you go
If you were swinging from the highway overpass
Within the western hemisphere
I'd feel rather afraid and insincere
If you began to disappear

If I was walking through a sad art gallery
And you were driving through the night
I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease
Beneath the brilliant showroom light
If I was flying on a plane above your town
And you were gazing at the sky
Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured
If you began to wave goodbye