I am a big bundle of problems, contradictions, and mystery. I feel that I should point out that I am in league with Satan and that I was born with a tail. I am on the next-to-the-bottom rung of the Hollywood ladder, but I can totally see up the skirt of the girl above me. I attended a 4-year conservatory that specializes in musical theatre and yet you'll notice that I checked "straight" for my orientation. I swear far more than is seemly. I dream that one day the distillers of Maker's Mark will build a shrine to me in the Holy Land of Loretto, KY. I have had three encounters with ghostly entities and once I smuggled rum into a theme park in a shampoo bottle and got really sick. I got kicked out of the Navy for being mentally unfit for duty and I couldn't agree more. I have been known to rise at night and feed on the blood of the living. I have a god-shaped hole in my soul and if I turn sideways in the wind I can totally make it whistle. I think that's about it.

music

ABBA; Mekons; The Jam; The Lyres; Cramps; Big Star; Raspberries; Art Brut; Bloc Party; Dirtbombs; Detroit Cobras; Reigning Sound; Ramones; The Clash; Compulsive Gamblers; Willie Nelson; Wedding Present; Cinerama; Kinks; Zombies; Ike &; Tina Turner; Futureh

Occupation

Galley Slave

TV Show

Ice Station 17; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Deadwood; Arrested Development; Skip E Lowe Looks At Hollywood; Sabado Gigante; That Mexican Infomercial For The Miracle Pantyhose That Put Extra Junk In The Trunk; I Am Contractually Obligated To Say: ALIAS

Movie

Night Of The Demon; 24 Hour Party People; I Walked With A Zombie; The Apple; Once Upon A Time In The West; Shaun Of The Dead; The Philadelphia Story; Nightmare Alley; Lord Love A Duck; The Manchurian Candidate; Night of the Hunter; Dr. Strangelove; Young

Looking for...

your mother

Book

Dashiell Hammett; Clive Barker; Lovecraft; Poe; Raymond Chandler; Nick Tosches; Bulgakov; Ramsey Campbell; Flannery O'Connor; Shirley Jackson; Faulkner; Borges; Eco; Colin Wilson; Patricia Highsmith; Robert Anton Wilson; Hunter S Thompson; William Burroughs; Harlan Ellison;