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Bernard Oliver

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Description
The Definition of Awesome, Lord Awesome, King Awesome, Professor Awesome, Dr. Awesome, Emperor Awesome, Prince Awesome, and Super Awesome
Basic
gender
Male
birthday
January 11, 1991
Interests
clubs
Snoop Dogg club, Smoking Hot Chicks club, Awesome club, Freshness club, Coolness club
talents
Drawing, being awesome, being cool, being young, being mean, being the man, and being the greatest
Entertainment
music
Not the bad kind
artists
Good artists
movies
Funny movies and some action movies
tv shows
The Boondocks, Family Guy, That 70s Show, Ghost Whisperer, Snoop Dogg's Father Hood, Sportscenter, Robot Chicken, CSI: Miami, Without a Trace, The Bernie Mac Show and more.
actors
Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, Kerry Washington, Jada Pinkett, the Wayans, and others coming up.

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Profile Comments

Dec 1st, 2:04am
I'M NOT YO FRIEND!
Jul 19th, 9:47pm
(Frantic Voice) I'M NOT FUNNY LIKE YOU BERNARD! YOU GO AROUND SENDING PEOPLE STUFF (very much appreciated however) AND THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO TURN AROUND AND SAY SOMETHING EQUALLY AS HILARIOUS?! WELL IT JUST CAN'T HAPPEN BERNARD, YOU CAN'T DEMAND MY FUNNY! YOU'LL GET IT WHEN IT ARRIVES!!! DAMMIT! PICKLE WEASEL! And you better laugh at that dammit!!
Jul 10th, 2:52pm
Congradulations Fella
Jul 8th, 9:29am
YOU'RE STUPID!! BUT IT MADE ME LAUGH AT 5:30AM in the morning (repetitive much?). TWO POINTS JUSTLY AWARDED TO YOU, SIR!
Jun 4th, 3:59pm
Jun 2nd, 4:26pm
That's hilarious!!! Thanks Barnyard! I really need to find some funny stuff so that I can come back with something equally as hilarious. I'll get back to you on that one....oh I got it....POPS!
Jun 1st, 2:21am
"Como estan BITCHES!!!" - Arturo Mendes
May 26th, 8:21pm
DANCE FLICK SUCKED! AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY, NO WITTINESS TODAY!

BAH!
May 21st, 9:36pm
Catwoman: "How could YOU! I'm a woman"
Batman: "I'm sorry, I-I"
May 3rd, 3:29am
Essence: Mommy loves you punk'n.
Baby: Eh