a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and Ill call the police. we dont own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw I know this is spam but still i hate clowns so not taking any chances

Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to [[Gossip]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said.... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to [[Gossip]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said.... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to [[Gossip]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said.... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

This is so stupid.
but i love my mom deeply.
post this on 5 pages of songs or your mom will really die in 2 hours

Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to [[Gossip]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said.... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to [[Gossip]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said.... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to [[Gossip]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said.... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

DON'T read the answers at the bottom.

Do the test first .

This one's a little different everyone.

Remember, you need to take serious
thought into these questions!

1. What is your favorite out of these
three?
a. cat b. bird c. dog

2. What is your favorite color?
a. pink b. white c. black
3. Name a person of the same gender
[sex].

4. Name a person of the opposite
gender [sex].
5. Do you like the mountains or the
beach better?

6. Do you like to watch the sunrise or
the sunset?

7. What's your favorite number from 1-
10?

8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one
9. What is your favorite season?
a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer

10. Make two wishes in 10 second

now for the results..........


1. a) cat: you love yourself the most.
b) bird: you like hearing yourself
talk.
c) dog: you put others before
yourself.

2. a) pink: you're outgoing
b) white: you're classical.
c) black: you're living on the edge.

3. They are your lucky star.

4. You'll become very, very close
friends with them.

5. a) mountains: fast paced wedding.
b) beach: slow paced wedding.

6. a) sunrise: you're a morning person
and you get more done.
b) sunset: you are romantic and you
fall in and out of crushes slowly.

7. The number you picked is how many
it will take before you find your true
love.

8. a) red rose: your life will be
beautiful,but sometimes thorny.
b) fern: your life will be
predictable and safe.
c) a dead one: your one sick person
9. a) spring: you're hopelessly
romantic.
b) winter: you're a hugging kind of
person.
c) summer: you're a bare all kind
person.

10. If you repost this

a) more than 7 min, nothing will
happen to u
b) in 5 min, your first wish will come
true.
c) in 4 min, both of your wishes will
come true

1. Say your name 10x
2. Then say your mom's name 5x
3. Then say your crush's name 3x
4. Then post this on 4 different videos. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday! But if you read this and don't post it on 4 different videos then you will have very bad luck

DON'T read the answers at the bottom.

Do the test first .

This one's a little different everyone.

Remember, you need to take serious
thought into these questions!

1. What is your favorite out of these
three?
a. cat b. bird c. dog

2. What is your favorite color?
a. pink b. white c. black
3. Name a person of the same gender
[sex].

4. Name a person of the opposite
gender [sex].
5. Do you like the mountains or the
beach better?

6. Do you like to watch the sunrise or
the sunset?

7. What's your favorite number from 1-
10?

8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one
9. What is your favorite season?
a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer

10. Make two wishes in 10 second

now for the results..........


1. a) cat: you love yourself the most.
b) bird: you like hearing yourself
talk.
c) dog: you put others before
yourself.

2. a) pink: you're outgoing
b) white: you're classical.
c) black: you're living on the edge.

3. They are your lucky star.

4. You'll become very, very close
friends with them.

5. a) mountains: fast paced wedding.
b) beach: slow paced wedding.

6. a) sunrise: you're a morning person
and you get more done.
b) sunset: you are romantic and you
fall in and out of crushes slowly.

7. The number you picked is how many
it will take before you find your true
love.

8. a) red rose: your life will be
beautiful,but sometimes thorny.
b) fern: your life will be
predictable and safe.
c) a dead one: your one sick person
9. a) spring: you're hopelessly
romantic.
b) winter: you're a hugging kind of
person.
c) summer: you're a bare all kind
person.

10. If you repost this

a) more than 7 min, nothing will
happen to u
b) in 5 min, your first wish will come
true.
c) in 4 min, both of your wishes will
come true

1. Say your name 10x
2. Then say your mom's name 5x
3. Then say your crush's name 3x
4. Then post this on 4 different videos. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday! But if you read this and don't post it on 4 different videos then you will have very bad luck