(Excited because argument took an epic plot twist) O_o (Munch munch...) Ew, what's in this popcorn?

Oh I've read the books. I must say I agree with this quote: "If you want to know just how horrible Twilight is, it's worse than Tara Gilesbie's masterpiece My Immortal, because My Immortal was funny. Twilight just makes small children cry. The maddening thing is that Twilight isn't rotting on fanfiction.net like it should be, but making shitloads of cash which funds its' author's lard ass with twinkies and ho ho's. The author is in Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People, because of catering to the fantasies of 16 year old girls who wouldn't know a good book if it raped them in the ass." Also: "The majority of the books consist of dialogue, each chapter playing out its own little drama-filled role-playing session, with more than half of it is of characters giving wry smiles, chuckling, hissing, glaring, and raising eyebrows during vapid and angst ridden conversation. The stories are written in the first person, from Bella Swan's point of view - but since she's an insipid airhead, it's easy for the reader to forget. If you dig a hole in middle-class suburbia and throw in a 16-year-old girl, a self-loathing emo vampire and a date-raping werewolf, you get the gist of the series. Basically it's a Fap Fest for fat Emo cunts who will never get laid."

(Sits on the sidelines with popcorn, watching the argument)

13.... And I don't think Stephen Kings books are scary or movies...And I don't just listen to Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, or the Black Eyed Peas. They were just what I felt like listening to at the time, and I love Lady Gaga ^_^. Ha. But just...Stephanie wrote four great books and...well don't knock it till you try it. 99% of people who hate The Twilight Saga haven't even read the books...

She wrote four books full of Mary Sue fanfic masturbatory trash. Stephen King has written countless books, many of which have been adapted into movies that still scare the shit out of people to this day. Even my 11 year old stepbrother asks me to download them. If you like horror that shit is cannon. Twilight is just the flavor of the week with teens. You've yet to grow out of that hormonal stage so you still listen to garbage like The Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, and Taylor Swift. That's not excusable unless you're under the age of 14, or gay. Nothing wrong with either of those things...

Okay please if you don't like Twilight keep that to yourself and don't dis Stephanie Meyer that girl wrote four books from one dream shes ten times better than Stephen King, he's good but that not that good. I'm tired of people talking bad about Twilight, if you don't like it, the people who do really don't care for what you say.

It isn't just about Twilight. I was whisked away to this page by imeem to hear this stupid bitch sing out of tune. I thought it sucked. Then I see Twilight is attached to it. Shit attached to shit created by shit. Shitsux.

’ll seek you out,
Flay you alive
One more word and you won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
I see right through you any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain

I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace

I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain

Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze

And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace

Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace
Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace

’ll seek you out,
Fillet you alive
One more word and you won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
I see right through you any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain

I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace

I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain

Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze

And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace

Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace
Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace

I’ll seek you out,
Fillet you alive
One more word and you won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
I see right through you any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain

I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace

I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain

Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze

And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace

Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace
Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace