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College student
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Single
birthday
November 22, 1989

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Nov 6th, 4:32am
hahah I read the Virgin Joke so funny made my day.
Sep 14th, 8:54am
VIRGIN JOKE
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
Sep 11th, 11:56pm
HAZEL EYES
> People with hazel eyes are very lovable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are lovers not fighters. But if you mess around, they'll knock you out.They are real partiers.They are also the hottest of all. Very sexy people,and awsome kissers.They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is in your heart.
Sep 11th, 11:41pm
NOVEMBER = GORGEOUS
> > > > Loyal and generous. Absolutely beautiful. Is easy to fall in love with. True and honest. A fabulous listener.Always there for friends. Is very spontaneous and exciting- a lot of fun to be with. Never gets old. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Ambitious. Influential. Very sexy and very flirtatious. Beautiful inside and out. Respectful to everyone. Very excepting. Talented, a good public speaker. Sexiest out of everyone. Lovable and engaging.Very opinionated! Fun to be with An amazing KISSER.Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas.Sensitive. Active Hesitating, tends to delay Choosey and always wants the best. Repost this in 5mins & you will find true love at 11:00 a.m.