suada u said it so right... the rhythm is catchy tho lmao.

shes got no natural talent at all for the music industry, only for cheap modelling. hehe

shitt this song is stupid

you're so gay, magandang kanta!!!

haLu...

cool song. it's so hilarious!!!

u'r so gay and you don't even like boys!

the lyrics is so hilarious...
i love katy perry because of this song...
she even mentioned penis in the end
so bold... and i like it...
LOLx.


i once fall in love with a gay, good thing i never really hooked up with him
LOLx.

The next day at school on Monday, George caught the same bus as Alyssa. Seb always rode his bike to school, so there was no problem there. They flirted for ages until they got to school. It was just as the bell rang, so Alyssa had to go to form. Seb was in Alyssa's form.

"Where were you really on Friday night?" asked Seb.
"Well , you see I met this really cool guy called George. I went to hs house for the whole night. My mum busted me but I'll be alright."
As they got out of form, Seb showed Alyssa the sex recording he got. Alyssa was shocked. It was her voice. She then realised... that was her. She had sex with George on Friday night. George drugged her.
"Um... yeah I don't really want that on my phone." Seb couldn't understand Alyssa's weird behaviour, so he just shrugged and went to class. Alyssa didn't have a class with George on Monday morning, so she went to see her friends. Not George. After what she heard, she wasn't going to talk to George again.

9 months later it was the end of the year. Seb had gone away. Alyssa started riding with Seb to avoid catching the bus. She had failed to abort, so she was pregnant. One summer day, she started riding to Seb's house when suddenly, she felt really weird in the tummy. SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH!

Alyssa got off her bike and rang Seb.
"SEB! Come quick!" she shouted. "I'm on the Franklin bikeway! QUICK!" She didn't have much credit, so that's why she couldn't explain.

Seb learned to take Alyssa seriously so he rode from Dorrington to the spot where Alyssa was. She saw Seb riding past.
"HERE!" she screamed. Seb skidded in his S-fashion. The baby's head was already out.
"What the..." Seb gasped. He fainted. That was no help. She screamed in pain. The shoulders weren't coming out. Pop! They did. Seb got up. "What is going on! Who did this to you!!?! What happened in ... March... march... that was when you broke up with George. GEORGE did it to you!"

Alyssa was only in enough pain to nod. the baby slowly emerged. Its body had come out.
"I'll explain everything when I'm not in so much paaAAAAAAIIIN!"
"Why did you want me here?"
"Just in case I need help.

***

Later, the baby had come out. Seb used his pocket knife to cut off the umbilical cord. Alyssa had explained everything about how she knew it was her because of the signature skid mark. They washed all the gooey stuff off in the river.

"I have to keep this baby a secret. I've pretended to be gaining weight. I've tried to hide it as much as possible, but it won't last forever. I need financial support, but my mum will go psycho, guaranteed. And if I put it up for adoption my parents will be brought into this. Will you help me with this?"
"Yes. Yes I will. I've known you all my life pretty much. Anything for a friend."
"But that's the point. If you accept you'll be more than a friend."
That's when George had been showing off his new boat down the river. He saw Alyssa. Then, he stopped his boat. He got out and gave Seb a dirty look.
"Are you coming on to my girlfriend!?!" he growled.
"Ex-girlfriend!" Alyssa reminded him. "It's long over, George."
"Not yet. Not till this mongrel's dead."
"What?" Seb inquired. But it was too late. Seb didn't see George's punch coming. He fell on to the ground. George yelled to all his friends, "GET HIM!" They ran out and started gangbashing Seb. Everywhere. Alyssa froze in horror. She was too scared to do anything. They kicked and beat him. Finally, until Seb was bleeding all over and gasping for breath, they threw him in the river.

"Taught him his lesson," muttered George.
"That's horrible!" Alyssa cried.
"I'm your man, Alyssa. You know it," George smirked. "I'm much stronger than that useless kid. Look, we bashed him good."
"That's fair. Three years older and six against one."
"What?" George inquired. But it was too late. He didn't see her slap coming. And she was wearing a metal ring on her finger too. She knocked George over to the ground.
"Let's go," cried all of his friends. They all took George to the boat and drove off. Seb was drowning. Alyssa jumped in to save him, but by the time she got there and got him out it was too late. Seb had died.

Fortunately for Alyssa, she lives across the road from a crazy scientist. She took Seb's body to him and asked him to start researching on a ressurection method.
"It's really important to me. I know you can do it. I've known you all my life. You might not take it seriously, but you have to. You may have known me for a quarter of yours but you saw me grow up so please... I beg you."
"It's good," said Crazy Scientist Joseph, "But I need support. I need people to believe it's possible. If I have belief, it will work. Someone out on the internet is going to be one of my superior colleagues. That way he can provide me with funding."

Seb has been dead since the 12th of December, 2008. Pass this message on to 5 other music pages, or Crazy Scientist Joseph will come to your house in the middle of the night using his Ethernet Detection Program to find out who you are. He will use his death ray inhialation to blast your body and melt it, therefore creating no evidence it was him. You must believe it, or you'll end up like Josh. He read this thinking it was stupid. He has been long since forgotten.

Post this on 5 other pages. Seriously, Alyssa needs your help. Ressurection is possible. Crazy Scientist Joseph can perform time travel. He can surely perform ressurection. Only with your help, though.

hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you rather myspace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With some one that wears more makeup than...

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull em down and
There's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no...
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... penis