That's all so true SG.

@ SG...That's amazingly...TRUE!

cool awesoem man

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even
though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and
none will actually admit they want change back.

* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

* A man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, shampoo and a towel...

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

Another song...following me around like a bad penny! LOL!

Oh..Ok, Des don't know either Lola...LOL

Now see Desi we wasn't messing withher now she want somebody to turn TMZ or OMG! on em

You know you got it made,
when you drop an escalade
for the drop top
Iced out, rocks hot
Droppin dollars, ladies hollar Heyyy
Gotta get the creeeaaammm!
You know you got it made,
when they settin a parade
when you drop down
write a check in town, all just for one dayyy
Gotta get that creeeaaammm!

(chorus)
Girl-Whoa o o
Chipmunks- Roll, Roll, Roll
Girl- Don't cha know thats how they roll
Chipmunk- Roll, Roll, Roll
Girl- Can you get down with the
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- Baby you knowww
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- How We Rollllll!
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- Baby you knowww
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- How We Rolllllllllllllll!
Girl- how we roll....

(alvin)- come on, can you feel it
yeah, yeah come on
..........heres theodore

(theodore)
You know your here to stay,
When your always getting paid
and dont stop, never no it wont stop
no matter what they sayyy
gotta live the dreeeaaammm!

(take it simon)
(simon)
You know your here to stay,
when you hear they think you hit
cause we gots its
everybody fletch it
got nothing to sayyy
so we live the dreeeaaammm!

(chorus)


(alvin)- come on, can you feel it
yeah yeah come on
....break it down now

Chipmunks - (acapella singing)

(alvin)- ohhhhhhhhhhh...........................Babyyyyyyy...its how we rollllllllll!!!

Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- ohhh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- whoaaaaa ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- babyyyyy babyyyyy whoaaaaa
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- yeahhhhhhh

Girl- how we roll
(alvin)- come on, yeahhhhhh
Girl- how we roll
(alvin)- baby, you know, you know, you know!!
Girl- how we roll
(alvin)-ohhhhhh yeahhhhh
Girl- how we roll
(alvin) ohhhh yeahhhhhh
Chipmunks and Girls- how we roll

You know you got it made,
when you drop an escalade
for the drop top
Iced out, rocks hot
Droppin dollars, ladies hollar Heyyy
Gotta get the creeeaaammm!
You know you got it made,
when they settin a parade
when you drop down
write a check in town, all just for one dayyy
Gotta get that creeeaaammm!

(chorus)
Girl-Whoa o o
Chipmunks- Roll, Roll, Roll
Girl- Don't cha know thats how they roll
Chipmunk- Roll, Roll, Roll
Girl- Can you get down with the
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- Baby you knowww
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- How We Rollllll!
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- Baby you knowww
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- How We Rolllllllllllllll!
Girl- how we roll....

(alvin)- come on, can you feel it
yeah, yeah come on
..........heres theodore

(theodore)
You know your here to stay,
When your always getting paid
and dont stop, never no it wont stop
no matter what they sayyy
gotta live the dreeeaaammm!

(take it simon)
(simon)
You know your here to stay,
when you hear they think you hit
cause we gots its
everybody fletch it
got nothing to sayyy
so we live the dreeeaaammm!

(chorus)


(alvin)- come on, can you feel it
yeah yeah come on
....break it down now

Chipmunks - (acapella singing)

(alvin)- ohhhhhhhhhhh...........................Babyyyyyyy...its how we rollllllllll!!!

Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- ohhh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- whoaaaaa ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- babyyyyy babyyyyy whoaaaaa
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- yeahhhhhhh

Girl- how we roll
(alvin)- come on, yeahhhhhh
Girl- how we roll
(alvin)- baby, you know, you know, you know!!
Girl- how we roll
(alvin)-ohhhhhh yeahhhhh
Girl- how we roll
(alvin) ohhhh yeahhhhhh
Chipmunks and Girls- how we roll

You know you got it made,
when you drop an escalade
for the drop top
Iced out, rocks hot
Droppin dollars, ladies hollar Heyyy
Gotta get the creeeaaammm!
You know you got it made,
when they settin a parade
when you drop down
write a check in town, all just for one dayyy
Gotta get that creeeaaammm!

(chorus)
Girl-Whoa o o
Chipmunks- Roll, Roll, Roll
Girl- Don't cha know thats how they roll
Chipmunk- Roll, Roll, Roll
Girl- Can you get down with the
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- Baby you knowww
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- How We Rollllll!
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- Baby you knowww
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- How We Rolllllllllllllll!
Girl- how we roll....

(alvin)- come on, can you feel it
yeah, yeah come on
..........heres theodore

(theodore)
You know your here to stay,
When your always getting paid
and dont stop, never no it wont stop
no matter what they sayyy
gotta live the dreeeaaammm!

(take it simon)
(simon)
You know your here to stay,
when you hear they think you hit
cause we gots its
everybody fletch it
got nothing to sayyy
so we live the dreeeaaammm!

(chorus)


(alvin)- come on, can you feel it
yeah yeah come on
....break it down now

Chipmunks - (acapella singing)

(alvin)- ohhhhhhhhhhh...........................Babyyyyyyy...its how we rollllllllll!!!

Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- ohhh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- whoaaaaa ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- babyyyyy babyyyyy whoaaaaa
Chipmunks- Funk, Funk, Funk of the Chipmunks
(alvin)- yeahhhhhhh

Girl- how we roll
(alvin)- come on, yeahhhhhh
Girl- how we roll
(alvin)- baby, you know, you know, you know!!
Girl- how we roll
(alvin)-ohhhhhh yeahhhhh
Girl- how we roll
(alvin) ohhhh yeahhhhhh
Chipmunks and Girls- how we roll