I'm old, pissed off and hate white cars. I love music even though most music these days sucks. These days it takes something special in order to get my attention.
I also try and keep my life as simple as possible so below are the 10 commandments I try and live by...
1. I like kids... but I can't eat a whole one.
2. Let go of my ears... I know what I'm doing!
3. If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet... I would put shoes on my cats!
4. Straight! Gay! They all want blow jobs!
5. There is something scary about a naked man with a hard-on & a sword.
6. Life is too short for self-hatred, celery sticks & bad music!
7. When life gives you lemons... Cram them up the butts of your enemies!
8. Why do people who can't drive always seem to drive white cars?
9. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
10. There is not enough blood in the male body to fill up both heads at the same time.
Just remember life is a roller coaster... Don't throw up!
I also manage a punk band. It's not your average punk band either. We have a old rock star, a old felon, a young female with an attitude and a drummer who can keep time. The band also has the best band name, Poop and the best logo ever. But all that a side, they still play some kick ass old school punk rock.
Check them out... unless you are a pussy!
http://www.evilbrowncoiler.com or
http://www.myspace.com/evilbrowncoiler
city
Murrieta
state/country
CA, US
time
Jan 2002 - present
city
Corona
state/country
CA, US
time
May 1987 - Jan 2002
city
Corona
state/country
CA, US
time
Nov 1971 - May 1987
highschool
Corona Senior High School '87
college
Riverside Community College '92
college
Fullerton College '88
employer
Funhouse Productions
position
Owner
description
promotional items
time
Oct 2007 - present
employer
Import and Domestic Records
position
Owner
description
record label
time
Oct 2007 - present