Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

^^

Lol it sounds like he says 'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltopouses driving fifteen cars LOVE NICKELBACKK!

"Pornstar"

I'm through with standing in line
To FAB clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This straight life hasn't turned out for me
Being queers the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a bathhouse
On an episode of Queer as Folk
And a bathroom I can play wit' my balls in
And a king size tub big enough
to blow a dolphin

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black di*k in a bedroom with it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that YA silly goose!)

I want a new yellow tour bus full of little gay retards
My own star on Hershey Boulevard
Somewhere between Richard Simmons and
Boy George is fudge for me

(So how you gonna do me now?)

I'm gonna trade my sexual prefence for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my balls off and change my name to Bubble "the ball-less wonder boi"

[SSSUPER Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be lil' gay pornstars
And live in gingerbread houses deepthroating fifteen children
The bois cum easy and their d*cks cum in heaps
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't "eat"
And we'll hang out in the most tasteful bars
In the VIP with the popcorn farts
Every good gold nuggets dream
Gonna wind up there
Every Playgirl honky
With the bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a gay pornstar
Hey hey I wanna bang something in a farm

(TAKE IT BITCH!)

I wanna be great like Barbara Streisand without the shnozzo
Hire eight body guards that love to "punch" assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my "meals" for free
(I'll have the vanilla boy on the house)

I'm gonna dress up my pink ass
With the latest Victoria's Secret fashion
Get a front door key to Clay Aiken's mansion
Gonna date the nerd that loves to
Blow tricks for me...

(So where ya wanna put it baby?)

I'm gonna trade this donkey for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my **BEEP**(!) and change my name to Larry

[bore-us]

And we'll touch our privates and do naked time
With the latest dic.....tionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with those fake eyelashes & that pwetty lil' smile
i got every pettiffile on speed dial, well

haay haay I wanna be a pornstar whos gay gay

(OH SSSTOP!)

aaannd..I'm gonna sssssssssing those ssssssssongs
That offend the cccccccensors
**BEEEEEEEPPP**!!!! pezzzz disssspenser

(mmmmmYES!!! mmmmm)

I'll get washed-up, writing all my sssssongs
lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong-o

(Barack Obama cares about homos!)

[Nekkid Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the closet
With the latest fag mag and today's poo poo
They'll give you anything for that shit eating smile
Every GAY'S got a butt buddy on speed dial

Haay Haay I wanna be a gay pornstar
Haay Haay I wanna be a gay pornstar

(TASTE THE RAINBOW!)
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I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me watchya want)

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

(Tell me watchya need)

I'll need a
Credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair and well,
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, haha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a Drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

fuck you bruce campbell

I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me watchya want)

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

(Tell me watchya need)

I'll need a
Credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair and well,
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, haha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a Drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And i'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way i want it to be

I want a brand new house
On an episode of cribs
And a bathroom i can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on hollywood boulevard
Somewhere between cher and
James dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[chorus]
'cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the vip with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey i wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So i can eat my meals for free

I think i'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the vip with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey i wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a pez dispenser
When they ask why i drink all day
I'll say because i can

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so i don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good i am

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name