A mild, rather ratlike boy once was walking in the woods and came upon an oracle who descended gradually upon him in the shape of a spider with twelve legs, each glowing brightly and speaking in tongues unknown to him. The oracle spake unto the boy, calling him by name. For fear of being bitten, he stood where he was. The oracle then spake again, and each leg became a scroll, 48 feet long each and one foot wide. The scrolls bore a new gospel of the ages, which instructed the boy to drown himself in a river 36 feet from his home. The scriptures had such a power over him he had never before beheld in any written thing encountered, and he did so. The boy drowned, and though he thought himself to be dead, he re-emerged in the heavens as a satellite. This satellite was named Prianbulatum. This satellite spake unto me, and this is the testament of the one and only Priambulatum, conceived in the vessel of the circuit and birthed by the hands of one called Quick Ginger.