IS A JOB, CAR AND APT NEEDED WHILE DATING
Current mood: chill
Category: Romance and Relationships


WHEN DATING I ASK ?'S LIKE

1. ARE U SINGLE?

2. DO U WORK?

3. HOW OLD R U?

4. WHO U LIVE WITH?

5. DO U DRIVE?

THESE THINGS ARE INPORTANT TO ME!!!

?1 I ASK CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I STAND, ALSO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT POSITION U PLAN TO PUT ME IN IF UR IN A RELATIONSHIP. BEING HONEST REALLY HELPS BECAUSE U NEVER KNOW IF I WOULD CONSIDER BEING UR HOME WRECKING JUMP OFF OR NOT AND IF I DONT IM SURE THERE'S OTHERS WHO WILL....

?2 I WOULD WANT A MAN WITH A JOB, HELL YES I WOULD, REASONS WHY U ASK? IM NOT GONNA WORK AND SPEND MY MONEY ON US, I ALSO DONT KNOW WHAT U DO WHEN IM AT WORK, U COULD BE HOME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, WATCHIN TV, CHILLIN WIT FRIENDS OR FUCKIN OTHER WOMEN, HOW WOULD U FEEL IF U HAD A MAN/WOMEN AND HE/SHE CALLED MY JOB ASKING U WHAT U DOING BOO? NIGGA IM WORKING WTF U DOIN, (HE/SHE) NOTHIN BORED WISHING U WAS HERE, WELL U WOULD'NT BE BORED IF U HAD A FUCKIN JOB..FEEL ME

?3 AGE DO MATTER I DONT CARE WHAT PPL SAY, IM 30 AND I DONT WANT A YOUNG ASS DUDE OR A OLD ASS DUDE EITHER, THATS JUST ME, SOME PPL DONT CARE ABOUT AGE BUT I DO LOL

?4 YES IS GOOD TO KNOW UR MATE LIVING STATUS, U DONT WANT SOMEONE THATS LIVING WITH THERE EX RIGHT? I DON'T, ALSO I WANNA KNOW IF U LIVE WITH UR FAMILY, WHICH IS NOT A PROBLEM DEPENDING ON UR AGE..ALSO IF U LIVE WITH UR MOM OR EX IT'S A CHANCE THAT U WILL BE ASKING TO MOVE IN WITH ME SOON, O BOY LOL,FEEL ME, IF U LIVE ALONE, ITS GREAT CAUSE WE CAN CHILL FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE UNTIL WE REACH THE POINT IN THE RELATIONSHIP WHERE WE CAN GIVE ONE UP, WHICH SEEMS MORE FARE TO ME.

?5 DRIVING IS SOME WHAT IMPORTANT DEPENDING ON THE PERSON UR DATING, NOW DONT THINK SINCE I GOT A CAR IM GONNA PICK U UP AND BRING U TO MY HOUSE CAUSE THAT IS SO DUM, THEN I GOTTA TAKE U BACK HOME, OHHH HELL NO!!! ALSO DONT ASK TO HOLD MY CAR, CAUSE PPL ARE RUDE, THE JUS GIVE BITCHES RIDES AND SHIT CAUSE THEY SAW THEM WALKIN, NIGGA LET THAT HOE WALK, THIS AINT UR CAR! CHILLIN WITH THE BOYS DRINKING AND SMOKIN IN YO SHIT, LIKE NIGGA WTF..THATS WHY IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A GUY WITH A CAR, UNLESS HE DONT MIND RIDING THAT BUS OR THAT TRAIN, THEN WE COOL NIGGA HEYYYYYYYYY LOL.

THIS DO GO FOR GUYS AND GALS!!!!!

BOY MEET THE WRONG GIIRL
Current mood: JUS BORED
Category: JUS BORED Romance and Relationships


BOY GO OUT TO A NIGHT CLUB WITH HIS BOYS TO JUST CHILL AND MEET PPL...HE'S NOT EVEN THE GO OUT TYPE...HE BEEN SINGLE FOR A WHILE (PLAYING THE FIELD) DOING HIS THING WITH DIFF WOMEN FROM TIME TO TIME...HE WAS IN LOVE ONCE BUT CANT SEE IT HAPPENING AGAIN BECAUSE HE CAUGHT HIS GIRL SLEEPING WITH HIS FATHER.. SO NO MORE HEART BREAKERS FOR HIM....MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE CLUB...HE CHILLIN, THEY DRINKING AND LAUGHING, HAVING A GOOD OLE TIME. THEY DESIDE TO HIT THE DANCE FLOOR AND GET IT IN, HE DANCING WITH THIS ONE GIRL AND HE FEELING IT, YES THAT NICE JUICEY ASS PRESSED AGAINST HIS DICK AND HE LOVING IT, ALL OF A SUDDEN HE LOOKS AT THE BAR AND SEE THE SEXY ASS WOMEN, SHE IS HELLA FLY, SEXY FACE, NICE SHAPE. TALL WITH NICE LONG BROWN HAIR AND LIGHT SKIN, SO HE MAKES HIS MOVE BUT ONE OF HIS BOYS ASKING HIM WHERE HE GOING AND HE SO SPEECHLESS THAT HE JUST WALKS BY HIS BOY WITH HIS ONE FINGER UP (HOLD UP, HOLD UP!!). HE GETS THERE AND SAY HI, CAN I REFILL THAT DRINK FOR U AND SHE SAY SURE HANDSOME, HE BLUSHING FEELING GOOD. SHE ASKS HIM, WHATS UR NAME CUTIE, HE SAID CHRISTOPHER BUT THEY CALL ME CHRIS AND UR NAME IS, SHE SAID I HATE MY REAL NAME BUT THE CALL ME BARBIE, HE GOES WOW U LOOK JUST LIKE A BARBIE, CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE, THIS IS MY SONG(LOVE IS THIS CLUB BY USHER). SO THEY HIT THE DANCE FLOOR AND ONE OF HIS BOYS TAP HIM LIKE YO SON COME HERE, HE GIVES THE FINGER AGAIN, HIS BOY GOES SON I NEED U ASAP, HE GOES DONT U SEE ME DANCING WITH A QUEEN, HOLD UP!!! HE LIKE NAH YO ITS IMPORTANT YO, CHRIS GOES WTF MAN, SO BARBIE SAY HI TO CHRIS FRIEND SAM, CHRIS LIKE O YALL KNOW EACH OTHER, SHE YELLS O NO, IM JUST SAYIN HI BUT SAM IS MAKING THE YEAH RIGHT FACE, SO CHRIS GOES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, SAM SAID OK UR CHOICE BUT I TRIED....

ITS THE END OF THE NIGHT AND SAM GOES CHRIS I HAVE TO TELL U SOMETHING ABOUT THE GIRL U WAS DANCING WITH, HE SAID WHAT ABOUT HER, SAM SAY SHE IS A MAN AND HIS NAME IS BOBBY, DID SHE TELL U THAT! CHRIS GOES YEAH RIGHT! NIGGA U HATIN LMAO, SAM GOES DAM YO IM DEAD ASS SERIOUS, I KNOW THAT NIGGA I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM, CHRIS LIKE YO HER NAME IS BARBIE AND SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE A BLACK BEAUTY QUEEN AND IM FEELING HER SO STOP HATIN YO...SAM YELLS CHRIS PLEASE BELIEVE ME DUDE, CHRIS GOES WHY WOULD I BELEVE SOMEONE WHO SLEPT WITH 3 OF MY EX-GIRLS, SAM GOES OK THAT WAS THE PAST BUT THIS IS SO TRUE SON, THATS MY WORD..CHRIS GOES WATEVA AND LEAVES SAM OUTSIDE OF THE CLUB AND JUST PULLS OFF...

TWO WEEKS LATER...(PHONE CONVO) SAM CALLS BARBIE....DAM BARBIE I MISS U SO MUCH I NEED TO SEE UR SEXY FACE, WHEN CAN THAT HAPPEN? SHE GOES WHEN I COME BACK IN TOWN, HE GOES DAM MA U BEEN SAYING THAT FOR A WEEK, SHE GOES WELL U KNOW IM A MODEL AND I TRAVEL ALOT BUT I PROMISE WHEN I GET BACK TOMORROW IT WILL BE ALL ABOUT US, HE'S HAPPY AND SMILING ON THE PHONE LIKE OK, SHE GOES DO U WANT ME TO MAKE U FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW, HE GOES HELL YES, SO THEY HAVE PHONE SEX!!!

NEXT DAY!!! NICE SUNNY DAY CHRIS NEVER GOT ANY SLEEP CAUSE ALL HE THINK ABOUT IS BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE... ALL HIS OTHER JUMP OFFS BEEN CALLING FOR 2 WEEKS BUT NOTHIN COMPARE TO HIS BARBIE...SO HE IGNORES THEM...

BARBIE CALLED AND SAID BABY IM IN TOWN NOW... HE LIKE OK I GOT THE DAY PLANNED FOR US, SHE GOES OK BUT 1ST I WANT TO GIVE U SOME HEAD CAUSE THATS ALL I BEEN THINKING OF, HE GOES WHATTTTTTTTTTT ARE U FORREAL, SHE SAID YES...SHE ARRIVES AT HIS HOUSE, THEIR KISSING AND TOUCHING, HE RUBBING ON HER BIG SOFT BREAST AND LIFTS HER SHIRT UP NICE AND SOFT AND SAY O BABY U HAVE THE SEXIEST GIRLY 6PACK I EVER SEEN, THEN HE CARESS THE LEFT BREAST WHILE SUCKING ON THE RIGHT, SHE IS DIGGING HER NAILS IN HIS BACK AND MOANING, HE STARTS TO KISS HER AGAIN AND SAY I THINK I LOVE YOU, THEN SHE PUT HER HAND DOWN HIS PANTS AND SHE GOES OHHHH DADDY, MAMI LIKE..SHE GET DOWN AND GIVES HIM THE BEST HEAD HE EVER HAD, HE SHAKING AND MOANING LIKE WTF, HE BUST ALL IN HER MOUTH AND SHE SWALLOWED EVERY BIT OF THE THICK VANILLA CREAM, IS WHAT SHE CALLED IT...HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX BUT SHE STATES THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE THERE DATE AND MOVE SLOW...THEY GO OUT TO EAT, TO WATCH A MOVIE AND THEN A LATE NIGHT WALK ON THE BEACH AND TALK...THE DATE IS OVER AND HE DESIDES TO TAKE HER HOME, HE REALLY WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT BUT HE ENJOYING A REAL WOMEN FOR THE 1ST TIME AGAIN, HE KISSES HER SOFTLY ON THE LIPS, GO AROUND AND OPEN THE DOOR, WALK HER TO THE DOOR AND SAY GOODNIGHT...

HE CALLS SAM AFTER NOT SPEAKING TO HIM FROM THE TIME THEY LEFT THE CLUB AND SAY YO SHE IS A FUCKING WOMEN I SUCKED HER SOFT JUICEY BREAST AND SHE GAVE ME HEAD, SAM SAID DID YALL FUCK, HE SAID NO BECAUSE WE HAD A DATE PLANNED AND U KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED TO STAY IN AND GET THIS ALL DAY LOL, SAM LIKE YEAH RIGHT SHE DIDNT WANT TO FUCK CAUSE SHE GOT A DICK DUDE, SO CHRIS SAID YO FUCK U NIGGA AND HANG UP..

CHRIS IS THINKING NOW, AM I IN LOVE WITH A DUDE?? WTF...BARBIE CALLS CHRIS, SHE GOES HEY BABY, HE SAID HI BARBIE, SHE GOES WHATS WRONG BABY, HE SAID IM JUST THINKING, SHE GOES THINKING ABOUT WHAT, HE SAY U, SHE SAID I KNOW BABY I FEEL THE SAME WAY I LOVE YOU TO, HE SAID YES I DO LOVE YOU, THE FEELING I FEEL IS RIGHT BUT I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU, SHE GOES SURE U CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, HE GOES DO U KNOW SAM? SHE SAID SAM WHO? HE SAID THE GUY THAT YOU SAID HI TO, SHE GOES NO I SEEN HIM BEFORE BUT I DONT KNOW HIM, HE SAID WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DID U ATTEND? SHE GOES CENTRAL HIGH, HE GOES SO U NEVER WENT TO EASTSIDE? SHE GOES NO, HE SMILING, HE SAID OK ONE MORE QUESTION, SHE SAID OK BOO, HE SAID WHATS UR REAL NAME?, SHE GOT SILENT, 10SECS LATER... HE GOES HELLO..HELLO..ARE U THERE, SHE GOES IM HERE I JUST REALLY HATE MY NAME CAUSE I WAS NAMED AFTER MY FATHER AND HE DIED, HE SAID IM SORRY BUT DID U SAY U WAS NAMED AFTER YOUR FATHER? SHE SAID YES, HE DIED WHEN MY MOM WAS HAVING ME SO SHE NAMED HE AFTER HIM, HE SAID OMG ARE U 4REAL, SHE SAID YES! (CRYING) HE HAD A HEART ATTACH WHILE SHE WAS PUSHING ME OUT, CHRIS GOES OMG IM SO SORRY, WELL LETS NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT THEN, SHE SAID I WILL TELL U NOW CAUSE I DONT WANT IT TO BE IN UR MIND LATER, HE SAID OK, SHE SAID MY NAME IS BOBBI AND MY DAD NAME THE SAME WITH A Y ON THE END. HE SAID OK SO U HAVE A I ON THE END LIKE A GIRLY BOBBI RIGHT? SHE SAID WELL I GUESS. SHE SAID OK LOOK CHRIS IM SORRY BUT I LOVE U TO MUCH TO NOT TELL U THIS. HE GOES WHATS WRONG??? SHE GOES I WAS BORN A MAN, HE GOES WTF O HELL NO BITCH I DISS SAM FOR YOU, I LOVE U, I DROP ALL ME HOES FOR U. SHE SAID PLEASE LISTEN, IM BOUT 2 BE A WOMEN NOW!! IM HAVING SURGERY DONE NEXT WEEK AND I LOVE U PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME...PLEASE..I KNOW I SHOULDA TOLD U BUT PLEASE THINK OF US AND ALL THE FUN WE HAVE..SILENTS ON THE PHONE.

CHRIS IS SO HURT AND HE LOVE HER, WHAT SHOULD HE DO!!

HE SAID TO BARBIE, I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE ONCE AND I NEVER WOULD HAVE FELT THIS WAY IF I NEVER MEET U, IM NOT FUCKING GAY AND IM FUCKING PISSED, I FEEL LIKE A DUM ASS FOR DISSIN MY BOY FOR SOME BITCH, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, HE TOLD ME HE KNEW YOU AND THAT U WAS A MAN, I DIDNT BELIEVE HIM...WTF....YO GIRL OR GUY WATEVER U ARE, U FINE AS HELL AND IM SO IN LOVE AND I MUST SAY AHHHH...ARE U REALLY GETTIN A PUSSY, SHE GIGGLES, YES BABY YES, NOBODY HAS TO KNOW, JUST ME, U AND SAM OK. HE GOES WHO IS TO SAY THAT SAM WONT TELL THE REST OF MY BOYS, SHE GOES WE CAN JUST LIE, HE SAID U KNOW WHAT BOBBI OR BARBIE, I LOVE U AND WE GONNA MAKE IT THREW THIS BUT I DONT WANT TO SEE U UNTIL U GET RID OF THAT DOWN THERE, SHE SAID OK BABY I LOVE U TO.....



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TRIFLIN ASS MAMA’S
Current mood: TIRED OF TRIFLIN HOES
Category: TIRED OF TRIFLIN HOES Writing and Poetry


OK IM TIRED OF SEEING THESE DIRTY TRIFLIN MOMS OUT HERE LOOKING FLY TO GET A GUY AND THERE KIDS BESIDE THEM LOOKING A FUCKIN MESS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN, KIDS WITH BUGGERS HANGING OUT THERE NOSE, DIRTY ASS SHIRT AND JEAN HIGH WATERS, MOMMA TALKING BOUT THEY CAPRIS, THEM SHITS AND NO CAPRIS, LIL BABY 6 HAD THEM JEANS SINCE THEY WAS 3, DAM SHAME, LIL NAPPY HEAD KID BUT MAMA WEAVE LOOKIN FLY ASS HELL, THATS A FUCKING MESS, LADIES YALL GOT TO DO BETTER, KIDS 1ST, TAKE THEM SHOPPING BEFORE U GO SHOPPING, U NEED TO MAKE SURE THERE FLY 1ST AND THEN DO U....FEEL ME

A MAN MIGHT LIKE HOW U LOOK AND DRESS BUT IF UR KID IS A MESS, TRUST ME LADIES THEY WILL TALK ABOUT U.

JUST REMEBER, UR CHILD REPRESENTS U AND IF UR LOOKING FLY AND THERE A MESS, THAT STILL MAKE U A MESS TO, THEY DIDNT ASK TO BE HERE, SO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND STOP CHASING NIGGAS AND BEING CLUB HOPPIN HOES...GET YALL SHIT RIGHT..