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Nov 18th, 8:59pm
This is the only shit I play on my IPOD, Payne!!!!
Nov 12th, 8:41pm
this is mah song omfg i love it
Nov 6th, 4:24pm
sooo sexii
Nov 6th, 12:56am
I stay listening to this song....it's so addicting.
Luda looks lovely in this video it proves LIGHT SHINNED MEN COMMIN ARE BACK!
Nov 5th, 10:48pm
LOVE IT.....ITS MAH CALL BACK RINGER!
Nov 5th, 9:54pm
mannn...i luv this song...this is my shit...lol...im in luv with the song
Nov 5th, 6:23pm
Yeah!
YEA-YEAH!
WHOA-O-OHH

[Hook 1:]
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Yeah
Yea-Yeah

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or a little conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said love is about to end
And you said y dont u come to my crib
And She said I can't leave my friends

[Chorus 1:]
Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've offically been
dance-dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've offically been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officially been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 2:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite street club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'll be 60 bucks

[Chorus 2:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)
You've officially been chopped and screwed

[Ludacris:]
Nah-Nah-Nah
Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me
Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)
You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind (ey)
I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Women and I'll spank ya (baaa)
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you-thank you
Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And still you work instead of please her (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)
Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey)
Comming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)
Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)

[Chorus 3:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officially been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've offically been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 3:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME
Nov 5th, 2:27pm
why girls shouldnt cheat on boys

why girls shouldn't cheat on boys
there was once a guy named jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
ashley.

ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most
popular
guys were
tom, jack, and marcus. ashley
thought of
jack as
okay,
but
she really
liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also.
well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

marcus and jack were worst enemies.
marcus tried to
steal
ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. one day,
marcus asked
ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

jack approached the movies that night
and
followed ashley
and
marcus.
jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
marcus
told ashley "do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" she
replied "hell yeah."

jack had peeked through marcus'
window.
ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
jack watched the whole
thing.

the next day at school jack wasn't
there. for
the next
few
days jack
wasn't there. a week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
ashley so
much.
next
to
jack's dead
body was a note.

a note that read: my dearest ashley, i
watched you
at the
movie
and at
marcus' house and i will continue to
watch you.
i never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. i really
loved you
ashley. i
died
for you just
like jesus died for us.

always with you, jack

please foward this or jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
marcus.

thank you.

please scroll down.
['in loving memory of']
**jack halagey**
what jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

one girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['of course u don't have to send this
but i
think
jack
halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love
Nov 4th, 11:21pm
why girls shouldnt cheat on boys

why girls shouldn't cheat on boys
there was once a guy named jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
ashley.

ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most
popular
guys were
tom, jack, and marcus. ashley
thought of
jack as
okay,
but
she really
liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also.
well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

marcus and jack were worst enemies.
marcus tried to
steal
ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. one day,
marcus asked
ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

jack approached the movies that night
and
followed ashley
and
marcus.
jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
marcus
told ashley "do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" she
replied "hell yeah."

jack had peeked through marcus'
window.
ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
jack watched the whole
thing.

the next day at school jack wasn't
there. for
the next
few
days jack
wasn't there. a week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
ashley so
much.
next
to
jack's dead
body was a note.

a note that read: my dearest ashley, i
watched you
at the
movie
and at
marcus' house and i will continue to
watch you.
i never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. i really
loved you
ashley. i
died
for you just
like jesus died for us.

always with you, jack

please foward this or jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
marcus.

thank you.

please scroll down.
['in loving memory of']
**jack halagey**
what jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

one girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['of course u don't have to send this
but i
think
jack
halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love
Nov 4th, 10:51pm
why girls shouldnt cheat on boys

why girls shouldn't cheat on boys
there was once a guy named jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
ashley.

ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most
popular
guys were
tom, jack, and marcus. ashley
thought of
jack as
okay,
but
she really
liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also.
well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

marcus and jack were worst enemies.
marcus tried to
steal
ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. one day,
marcus asked
ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

jack approached the movies that night
and
followed ashley
and
marcus.
jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
marcus
told ashley "do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" she
replied "hell yeah."

jack had peeked through marcus'
window.
ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
jack watched the whole
thing.

the next day at school jack wasn't
there. for
the next
few
days jack
wasn't there. a week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
ashley so
much.
next
to
jack's dead
body was a note.

a note that read: my dearest ashley, i
watched you
at the
movie
and at
marcus' house and i will continue to
watch you.
i never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. i really
loved you
ashley. i
died
for you just
like jesus died for us.

always with you, jack

please foward this or jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
marcus.

thank you.

please scroll down.
['in loving memory of']
**jack halagey**
what jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

one girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['of course u don't have to send this
but i
think
jack
halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

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Date Posted 1 year ago
Title: Chopped & Skrewed
Album: THR33 RINGZ
Description: 2nd single off T-Pain's 3rd album THR33 RINGZ featuring Ludacris.
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