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dis da s***

LoVe tHiS sOnG....

my fave(:

weird song o.O

Crush test ♥
you will get kissed by the love of your life on a Saturday, tomorrow will be the best day of your life but you have to repost this, if you repost this in 2 songs you will die in two hours, but if you repost this to 5 songs it will truly be the best day of your life, when you're done, push f6 on your keyboard and the love of your life will appear in big letters...its scary but it works♥ CRUSH TEST

[Hook 1:]
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Yeah
Yea-Yeah

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or let a conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said club is about to end
And you said won't you just come to my crib
And She said I can't leave my friends

[Chorus 1:]
Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've offically been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've offically been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed

[Hook 2:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite street club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'll be 60 bucks

[Chorus 2:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)
You've officially been chopped and screwed

[Ludacris:]
Nah-Nah-Nah
Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me
Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)
You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind (yeah)
I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Woman and I'll spank ya (baaa)
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you-thank you
Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And still you work instead of please her (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)
Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey)
Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)
Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)

[Chorus 3:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officially been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've offically been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 3:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-[Hook 1:]
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Yeah
Yea-Yeah

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or let a conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said club is about to end
And you said won't you just come to my crib
And She said I can't leave my friends

[Chorus 1:]
Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've offically been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've offically been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed

[Hook 2:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite street club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'll be 60 bucks

[Chorus 2:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)
You've officially been chopped and screwed

[Ludacris:]
Nah-Nah-Nah
Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me
Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)
You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind (yeah)
I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Woman and I'll spank ya (baaa)
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you-thank you
Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And still you work instead of please her (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)
Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey)
Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)
Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)

[Chorus 3:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officially been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've offically been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 3:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME
Me-Me-Me-Me-ME

Yeah!
YEA-YEAH!
WHOA-O-OHH

[Hook 1:]
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Yeah
Yea-Yeah

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or let a conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said club is about to end
And you said won't you just come to my crib
And She said I can't leave my friends

[Chorus 1:]
Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've offically been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've offically been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed

[Hook 2:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite street club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'll be 60 bucks

[Chorus 2:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)
You've officially been chopped and screwed

[Ludacris:]
Nah-Nah-Nah
Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me
Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)
You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind (yeah)
I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Woman and I'll spank ya (baaa)
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you-thank you
Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And still you work instead of please her (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)
Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey)
Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)
Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)

[Chorus 3:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officially been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've offically been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 3:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME

A SMILE LEADS TO A LAUGH

A LAUGH LEADS TO A HIGH 5

A HIGH 5 LEADS TO A HUG

A HUG LEADS TO A KISS

A KISS LEADS TO A MAKE OUT

MAKE OUT LEADS TO A FEEL UP

A FEEL UP LEADS TO A FINGER

A FINGER LEADS TO A HAND

A HAND LEADS TO A LICK

A LICK LEADS TO A SUCK

A SUCK LEADS TO A FUCK.

SO TELL ME HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GONNA SMILE AT AFTER YOU HEARD THIS CUZ SEX IS LIKE MATH.

YOU ADD THE BED

SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES

DIVIDE THE LEGS

LEAVE YOUR SOLUTION

AND PRAY YOU DON'T MULTIPLY



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