how sex starts

a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads to a make out

make out leads to a feel up

a feel up leads to a finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads to a fuck.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and pray you don't multiply



post this right after u read it.

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow

"Why Girls Shouldn't Cheat on Boys"

WHY GIRS SHOUDT CHEAT ON THERE BOYFRIENDS
There was once a guy named Jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
Ashley.

Ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
The three most
popular
guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley
thought of
Jack as
OKAY,
but
she REALLy
liked Marcus. Marcus liked Ashley also.
Well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to
steal
Ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. One day,
Marcus asked
Ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. Jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Jack approached the movies that night
and
followed Ashley
and
Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
Marcus
told ashley "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" She
replied "hell yeah."

Jack had peeked through Marcus'
window.
Ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
Jack watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Jack wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Jack
wasn't there. A week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so
much.
Next
to
Jack's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Ashley, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Marcus' house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
ashley. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Jack

Please foward this or Jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
Marcus.

Thank you.

Please Scroll Down.
['In loving Memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
What Jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['Of course u don't have to send this
but I
think
Jack
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

Repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

If you don't believe this..search Jack
Halagey on google and you'll see him
there!!!!-

Y'all Ready? DJ Felli Fel, Ne-Yo, yeezy, calm down, easy, easy

[Refrain: Ne-Yo]
Keep tellin' me you got a man, but he can't do what I can
Let me show you what you've been missing
He's showing you the minor things
Let me show you the finer things
Let me show you what you've been missing

[Kanye:]
Right about this time, raise your glasses
What's my motivation? That asses
Start a conversation like as if
you really want to know about a day in that shit

go ahead and tell the dj play Swiss
Now I ain't gotta tell these hoes who I is
Bitches hatin' again, that's music to my ears
What you think my fuel was for all of these years?

I'm inspired when people don't like me
I keep on writing, so exciting
Man, the drama is so enticing
I might just bite a motherfucker like Tyson

Just to spite a mother fucka show yo chain
Throw yo cash, that's cake and icing
I ask her you buying? she said no, just sightseeing
Maybe that's just cuz you ain't found da right thing yet

Keep tellin' me you got a man, but he can't do what I can
Let me show you what you've been missing
He's showing you the minor things (uhuh)
Let me show you the finer things
Let me show you what you've been missing

Let me show you what you've been missing
Guaranteed you'll be hooked like fishes
By the fisher man when he goes fishing
Lips made for kissing, body for caressing
Let me caress ya, let me undress ya,
I could be your professor, lemme just test ya
I'll be your ultimate sexier, and yes sir,
I'ma sex ya all through the semester

Hey, skip the lecture, I wanna get next to
you boo, boo, let me show you what it's like to ride with a G like me
I'll be where they can't go, see what they can't see
I could show you the finer things
I'm too major to know about the minor things (you dig?)
Obviously, you ain't found the right thing yet
I bet your man can't do it like me, check

Keep tellin' me you got a man
but he can't do what I can
Let me show you what you've been missing
He's showing you the minor things, (uhuh)
let me show you the finer (uh) things (uhuh)
Let me (uh uhuh) show you (let me show you all) what you've been missing

We can parler, ball out all day
Yeah, I'm just trying to show you what the song say
Louis Vuitton sneaks, Louis Vuitton lay, Louis Vuitton Don and ridin' with Kanye
What did this bra say? "Those heavy stones on your wrist". She keeps askin how much do my arm weight
I replied back "Boo, never mind that. I'm G4 jet. You ever fly that?"

The Paradise Island I was reclined back
In our bed, when we laying, you won't wanna fly back
You wanna try that, hit the mall and buy that?
But you'll miss out if you decide to sidetrack

I can have you by my side, ma, besides that
hit it from the side, I took the decide to climax
Chain swing side to side and blind cats
Cyssero, Kanye and Ne-Yo, rewind that

Keep tellin' me you got a man, but he can't do what I can
Let me show you what you've been missing
He's showing you the minor things
Let me show you the finer things
Let me show you what you've been missing

luv this song

yeaaa

Love This Song... here are the correct lyrics


Uh, Felli Fel, Ne-yo, Yeesy, Calm Down, Easy, Easy.
Keep Telling Me You Got A Man,
But He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,
He Showing You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,

Right About This Time Raise Your Glasses,
What's My Motivation, That Ass is,
Start A Conversation, Like As If,
You Really Want To Know About A Day In That Shit,
Go Ahead And Tell The DJ Play Swizz,
So I Ain't Gotta Tell These Hoes Who I Is,
Bitches Hating Again That's Music Too Me Ear's,
What's You Think My Fuel Was For All Of The Years?
Im Inspired When People Don't Like Me,
They Keep Me Writing So Exciting,
Man, The Drama Is So Enticing,
I Might Just Bite A Motherfucker Like Tyson,
Just To Smite A Motherfucker Show Your Chain
Throw Your Cash, That's Cake And Icing,
I Asked Her You Buying?
She Said No Just Sight Seeing,
Maybe That's Just Because You Ain't Found The Right Thing? Yet

Keep Telling Me You Got A Man,
But He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,
He Showing You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,

Let Me Show You What Is Like Too Be The Wife
Of A Nigga With A Life,
That Make Your Head Spin Around,
See It's Funny Because I Know What You Like,
But I Be Seeing You With Niggas That Ain't Right, Round Hard Top,
Knowing That You Really, Really Want Your Top Down,
Knowing Thats Really Time To Stop Run Around,
We Don't Live Twice, Only Life Once,
And I Know You Like Nice,
So How You Gone Front On Me?
Baby, I’m The Boss JD,
With Him It's A Limit,
With Me It's A Spree,
He Buy Cars,
I Write You Poetry,
He Send Flowers,
I Send Mercedes,
Like Ye, Say, Heaven It Is Everything That Heaven It Is,
And Yes, I Guess, I’m Into Trickin Off Bizz,
But Shit, If You Had It Like I Got It,
The You Got It As A Kid,
You Say The Same Thing To A Girl,
That I Just Said

Keep Telling Me You Got A Man,
But He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,
He Showing You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,

The Life I Live, Fit For A King,
Now All I Need Fine Little Dime That's Sharing My Shine We Sit Back And Watch The Haters Go Blind,

I’m Not Tryna Keep It Lost Too A Minimum,
If You Associating Been In Em Winnin Em, Then I say I Was Nine Out Of Ten Of Them,
Frankly I No Ben And Them I Like Spending Them,
You Like The Smooth And Can White Lendin Them,
You Want A Thug, Hey I Look Good In A Timb,
You Might Win Some, But Everybody Lost One,
I Put A Check On That Like Air force One's,
It's Easier To Lose Her Then To Find Her, So Wine Her And Dine Her, And Treat Her To The Finer,
Things, Lines, From The Top Designers,
Bling, Shine, Like You Tryna Blind Her,
These Are Just Reminder's,
Just Too Sign ''Her'',
Show Her You Find ''Her'',
Aint, One Of A Kind ''Her'',
See Alot Of Ass, And That One Behind Her!
Let's Just Say That I’m Diggin That Like A Miner, Ya Digg

Keep Telling Me You Got A Man,
He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,
He Showing You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,

Keep Telling Me You Got A Man,
He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,
He Showing You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,

KanYe, NeYo, JD, Low So, Felli Fel On The Track,
All The Haters Take Two Step's Back.
And We Gone!

"Why Girls Shouldn't Cheat on Boys"
WHY GIRS SHOUDT CHEAT ON THERE BOYFRIENDS
There was once a guy named Jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
Ashley.

Ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
The three most
popular
guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley
thought of
Jack as
OKAY,
but
she REALLy
liked Marcus. Marcus liked Ashley also.
Well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to
steal
Ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. One day,
Marcus asked
Ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. Jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Jack approached the movies that night
and
followed Ashley
and
Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
Marcus
told ashley "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" She
replied "hell yeah."

Jack had peeked through Marcus'
window.
Ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
Jack watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Jack wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Jack
wasn't there. A week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so
much.
Next
to
Jack's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Ashley, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Marcus' house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
ashley. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Jack

Please foward this or Jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
Marcus.

Thank you.

Please Scroll Down.
['In loving Memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
What Jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['Of course u don't have to send this
but I
think
Jack
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

Repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

If you don't believe this..search Jack
Halagey on google and you'll see him
there!!

"Why Girls Shouldn't Cheat on Boys"
WHY GIRS SHOUDT CHEAT ON THERE BOYFRIENDS
There was once a guy named Jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
Ashley.

Ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
The three most
popular
guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley
thought of
Jack as
OKAY,
but
she REALLy
liked Marcus. Marcus liked Ashley also.
Well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to
steal
Ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. One day,
Marcus asked
Ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. Jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Jack approached the movies that night
and
followed Ashley
and
Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
Marcus
told ashley "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" She
replied "hell yeah."

Jack had peeked through Marcus'
window.
Ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
Jack watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Jack wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Jack
wasn't there. A week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so
much.
Next
to
Jack's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Ashley, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Marcus' house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
ashley. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Jack

Please foward this or Jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
Marcus.

Thank you.

Please Scroll Down.
['In loving Memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
What Jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['Of course u don't have to send this
but I
think
Jack
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

Repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u love

If you don't believe this..search Jack
Halagey on google and you'll see him
there!!

how sex starts

a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads to a make out

make out leads to a feel up

a feel up leads to a finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads to a fuck.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and pray you don't multiply



post this right after u read it.

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.

(feat. Jermaine Dupri, Kanye West, Ne-Yo & Fabolous)

Uh, Felli Fel, Neyo, Yeesy, Calm Down, Easy, Easy.
Keep Tellin' Me You Got A Man,
But He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You been missing,
Keep Show'in You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You been Missing,

Right About This Time Raise Your Glasses,
What's My Modivation, That xxx is,
Start A Conversation, Like As If,
You Really Want To Know About A Day In That Shit,
Go Ahead And Tell The Dj To Play Swizz,
So I Ain't Gotta Tell These Hoes Who I Is,
Bitches Hatin Again That's Music Too Me Ear's,
What's You Think My Fuel Was For All Of These Years?
I'm Inspired When People Don't Like Me,
It Keep Me Writing So Exiting,
She Said No Just sight seeing,
Maybe That's Just Because You Ain't Found The Right Thing? Yeah!

Keep Tellin' Me You Got A Man,
But He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,
Keep Show'in You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What Your Missing,

Let Me Show You What Is Like Too Be The Wife
Of A Nigga With A Life,
That Make Your Head Spin Around,
See It's Funny Because I Know What You Like,
But I Be See'in You With Nigga's That Ain't Right, Round Hard Top,
Know'in That You Really, Really Want's Your Top Down,
Know'in Really that it's Time Too Stop a Run Around
We Don't Live Twice, Only Life Once,
And I Know You Like Nice,
So How You Gone Front On Me?
Baby, I'm The Boss JD,
With Him It's A Limit,
With Me It's A Spree,
He buy cards,
I Write You Poetry.
He Send Flowers,
I Send Mercedez,
Like Ye, Say, Heaven Is Anytthing That Heaven It is,
And Yes, I Guess, I'm Into Trick'in Of Buiss,
But Shit, If You Had It Like I Got It,
The You Got It As A Kid,
You Say The Same Thing To A Girl,
That I Just Said

Keep Tellin' Me You Got A Man,
But He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,
Keep Show'in You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,

The Life I Live, Fit For A King,
Now All I Need Fine Little Dime That's Sharin My Shine We Sit Back And Watch The Haters Go Blind,

I'm Not Tryna Keep It Lost Too A Minimum,
If You Associate Ben And Them With Winnin Them, Then I say I win Nine Out Of Ten Of Them,
Frankly I Know Ben And Them And Like Spenndin Them,
You Like The Smoothe I Can White Linen Them,
You Wan't A Thug, Hey I Look Good In A Timb,
You Might Win Some, But Everybody Lost One,
I Put A Check On That Like Airforce One's,
It's Easier To Lose Her Then To Find Her, So Wine Her And Dine Her, And Treat Her To The Finer,
Things, Lines, From The Top Designers,
Bling, Shine, Like You Tryn'a Blind Her,
These Are Just Reminder's,
Just Too Sign ''Her'',
Show Her You Find ''Her'',
A, One Of A Kinda,
Seen Alota Ass, But That One Behind Her.
Let's Just Say That I'm Diggin That Like A Miner, Ya Digg

Keep Tellin' Me You Got A Man,
Shoure He Can't Do What I Can,
Let Me, Show You What Your Missing,
Keep Show'in You The Miner Thing,
Let Me, Show You The Finer Thing,
Let Me, Show You What You Been Missing,

KanYe, NeYo, JD, Low So, Felli Fel On The Track,
All The Hater Take Two Step's Back. And We Gone!