In my research for this newsletter I learned that a pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes. I guess I didn't really learn anything during my research. I did no research. I'm not even sure if I made that thing about pigs up. But wouldn't it be interesting AND highly irrelevant to Vices I Admire if it were? I did come up with this pickup line, though. "Hey baby. If you come home with me I'll make you feel like a pig getting nasty!" It's still in the works.
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We are still pushing the Battle of the Bands to get on Warped Tour, but it isn't over yet! You can keep voting for us every day! All details for this are at
http://www.vicesiadmire.com/ or
http://www.myspace.com/vicesiadmire.
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If you want to help out even more, get your friends to sign up as well! We'd really appreciate it if you could plaster this link all over the Internet:
http://www.ourstage.com/banner/charity_bookmark/vicesiadmireIf you want to help us EVEN more than that, check this out! We are currently having a vital organ drive! If we come up with 12 spleens, 50 quarts of blood and a few buckets of stem cells we will probably get enough money to pay off our gambling debts! Our facilities are certified by a doctologist so you know it's safe!*
The following are locations and times you can find us performing live (and harvesting organs).
When: Friday, April, 11 2008, 7pm.
Where: Platte Canyon High School, 57393 US Highway 285, Bailey, Colorado 80421
Who: Vices I Admire, The Photo Atlas
Cost/Ages: ALL AGES / $10 adv or $12 dos
When: Saturday, April, 19 2008, 8pm
Where: Toad Tavern, 5302 S. Federal Circle, Littleton, Colorado 80123
Who: Vices I Admire, No Fair Fights,Crimson Red,Spools of Dark Thread,Verona Grove
Cost/Ages : 21+ / $8
When: Sunday, April, 27 2008, 7:30pm
Where: Marquis Theater, 2009 Larimer St, Denver, Colorado 80205
Who: Vices I Admire opening for The Classic Crime, with The Lasting Effect
Cost/Ages : ALL AGES / $10
When: Saturday, May, 31 2008, 7:30pm
Where: LIFEspot, 7562 S. University Blvd, Unit K1, Centennial, Colorado 80122
Who: Vices I Admire, Esprit de Corps, Matt & Isom and more TBA
Cost/Ages : $8
As always, thank you for your time,
Dave, Mickey, Rob, and Mark
Vices I Admire
band AT vicesiadmire.comhttp://www.vicesiadmire.com/http://www.myspace.com/vicesiadmire*Just so we're on the same page, our facilities are quite mobile, seeing as it is a folding card table, rusty tool kit and bottle of ether. But we're very professional so don't worry.
