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Aug 12th, 1:35am
Headset - Avril Lavigne

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May 6th, 1:56am
"60 things most girls dont know"



60 things most girls dont know
Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.


--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

---Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.
post this as:
60 things most girls dont know

4.then paste this to another video's..if you gonna do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday!!!..
but if you read this and do not paste this then you will have very bad luck and ur dad will lose his job...
be fast!!!.
May 4th, 5:25am
so nice,,,
tlaga,,,
Apr 22nd, 10:34am
"60 things most girls dont know"



60 things most girls dont know
Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.


--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

---Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.
post this as:
60 things most girls dont know

4.then paste this to another video's..if you gonna do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday!!!..
but if you read this and do not paste this then you will have very bad luck and ur dad will lose his job...
be fast!!!...
Apr 21st, 5:28am
ADD NYO POH AKO SA FS:

ksallidao@yahoo.com


ksallidao@yahoo.com


ksallidao@yahoo.com


ksallidao@yahoo.com
Apr 14th, 7:11am
HIS ONE ISN'T A JOKE, IT ACTUALLY HELPS YOU FIGURE OUT A COUPLE OF KEY THINGS,

Either grab a writing utensil and something to write on, or just remember your anwers.

Apparently this is 99.9% TRUE and so one of them WILL be false.

Don't peek at the answers, cause it ruins it.









1)If your Straight write the first name of a person of the opposite
sex that pops into your head,

if your Gay write the name of the person of the same sex that pop's into your head,

if your Bi write the name of the first person that pop's into your head....
(it has to be the first)





2) Which is your favorite color out of
red, black, blue, green, yellow?






3) Your first initial?








4) Your month of birth?








5) Which color do you like more, black or white?









6) Name of a person of the same sex as yours.









7) Your favorite number?







8) Do you like California or Florida more?








9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?









10) Write down a wish. (A realistic one).










ARE Y0U D0NE?
iF S0 SCR0LL D0WN.
(D0N'T CHEAT... fool...)
.
..
...
....
.....
......
.......
........
.........
..........
...........
..........
.........
........
.......
......
....
...
..
.
THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of
love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid
back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses
and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow- you are a very happy person and give
good advice to those who are down.


3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in
your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum
and your love life is
soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love
life looks very good.


4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and
you will discover that you fall in love with
someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love
relationship that will not last long but the
memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will
experience a major life changing experience for
the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great,
but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on a different
direction, it will seem hard at the time but
will be the best thing for you, and you will
be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely
confides in you and would do anything for you,
but you may not realize it.


6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in
your lifetime.

8. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to your
love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please
people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLET
in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
Apr 14th, 5:22am
UST scandal... read it
kwentong karanasan sa UST... basahin
nyo,,
ganda..
i have a story to
tell.....
i was a college
freshman...
during my first sem. i had this
experience.....
i have a
class in the comm.dept.,,,we had
a group
presentation....so we reserved
the
auditorium.......
when we got in,the lights were already
turned
on
and i dropped my bag and set up my
laptop while
the others fixed the
projectors and the
posters.....we noticed that one of our
group
member
was not around....i looked for her
outside
and i saw her sitting on a
bench..she was
having
a
smoke and looked pale...i let her in
the
audi
cause
the teacher was on her way....she
didnt
want to
come in.she
revealed to me that she can
see
ghosts and other supernatural beings
that
no on
else can.......
according to her...there was a girl at
the
ceiling
that kept on laughing and was pointing
at
me...she
said she
follows me around,and kept on
swinging
from beam to beam.....
as we
reached the door,she grabbed my
arm.i
saw
that there was a wet puddle
right next to
my bag
on the chair.suddenly something small
fell from
the
ceiling and landed on the puddle,it
was
a
drop of
liquid.she told me
not to look up the
ceiling...but i
was curious...as i looked up i saw a
girl
with black
ragged clothes,she has yellow teeth as
if
she
didn't
brush her teeth since she was born,she
has long
unruly
hair that looked like it cant be
brushed no
matter how you try.she was
mocking and
was
laughing at me...sh e kept on pointing
at
me.she
was
drooling,and her drool was color
yellow and it
has an awful smell,it was
slimy.i got my
things
and
went out of the room,i threw away the
bag
that
has
her drool on it.i didnt want any
memories
of
what
happened that day.but i kept seeing
her
in my
room.i didn't know
what to do.i found out
later that
before the school stood there,it was a
big
house.she lives in the big house and
her
father
didn't want her to
go out of their mansion
so she
was locked in a room,she died and
her
body was
not found,some say she became
crazy,some say
her body was
in the walls of the room and
she
loves to play on the ceiling
wandering
around,swinging.the room later on
became the
comm.dept of the
school.
i realized that she wanted to let the
people know
what
happened to her,because when i
began to
tell
people,she didn't visit me
in my room
anymore.the
problem is that the person i told
about
her
also
have to spread her story.
so post this message again and also
send
it to
other people..if u ignore this and
just
read
it,she
will
visit you in your room and follow u
wherever
you
will go by swinging on
the ceiling.don't
ignore
this,u
dont want to see her face.....BELIEVE
ME......you'll regret it.....keep on
sending
and
posting NOW...u must be done after an
hour
Feb 28th, 6:26pm Last edited Feb 28th, 6:28pm.
See I got a little bit of a problem
back where I come from,
feels like five people in my population
and no one ever leaves there
I’m gonna be the first one
I guess my papa always told me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

[Chorus]
But I got my head set on California
I’ll fly away tomorrow, won’t even warn ya
and I’ll send a big postcard, just to piss you off
I got my head set on California
Here I come

See, I got what you would call an obsession
it feels like I think sane
the limits of a small town
frustrating my brain,
might leave some roots there,
but my head’s on the next plane
’cause my daddy always told me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

[Chorus]

Here I come

Papa always tells me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

But I got my head set on New York City
I’ll fly away tomorrow, won’t even miss me
and I’ll get a big boyfriend, just to piss you off

[Chorus]

Here I come, here I come

We love you to Avril!
Dec 30th, 6:42pm
See I got a little bit of a problem
back where I come from,
feels like five people in my population
and no one ever leaves there
I’m gonna be the first one
I guess my papa always told me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

[Chorus]
But I got my head set on California
I’ll fly away tomorrow, won’t even warn ya
and I’ll send a big postcard, just to piss you off
I got my head set on California
Here I come

See, I got what you would call an obsession
it feels like I think sane
the limits of a small town
frustrating my brain,
might leave some roots there,
but my head’s on the next plane
’cause my daddy always told me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

[Chorus]

Here I come

Papa always tells me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

But I got my head set on New York City
I’ll fly away tomorrow, won’t even miss me
and I’ll get a big boyfriend, just to piss you off

[Chorus]

Here I come, here I come
Oct 12th, 9:11am
See I got a little bit of a problem
back where I come from,
feels like five people in my population
and no one ever leaves there
I’m gonna be the first one
I guess my papa always told me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

[Chorus]
But I got my head set on California
I’ll fly away tomorrow, won’t even warn ya
and I’ll send a big postcard, just to piss you off
I got my head set on California
Here I come

See, I got what you would call an obsession
it feels like I think sane
the limits of a small town
frustrating my brain,
might leave some roots there,
but my head’s on the next plane
’cause my daddy always told me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

[Chorus]

Here I come

Papa always tells me the way it was,
and my mama think she knows me, I know she doesn’t
(ah ah ah)

But I got my head set on New York City
I’ll fly away tomorrow, won’t even miss me
and I’ll get a big boyfriend, just to piss you off

[Chorus]

Here I come, here I come

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Artist: Avril Lavigne
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